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I think it would be difficult to get drunk in China. I tried to drink some beer with chop sticks and it took me a whole day to finish one can. — Jerry Snider

I used to get drunk every night until I puked. Finally I admitted, "I am a bulemic". — Emo Philips

I hate crowds of people pretending to be happy on one night of the year, where they get drunk and obnoxious by the end of the night. — Kenny Hickey

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. — George Burns

As a rapper, I don't freestyle. I used to freestyle when I used to get drunk, and it didn't matter. — Andre Benjamin

I know how to take a man out of his miseries. Give him a swift kick, or else get him drunk and find him a pr- ... — Robert Jordan

I drink love just to get drunk. — Debasish Mridha

I had a hollow leg. I could drink everyone under the table and not get drunk. My capacity was terrifying. — Elizabeth Taylor

I'd go and get really drunk somewhere ... in the street. Pass out somewhere and sleep in the gutter. — Robert Pattinson

I had been out of the game for too long. I couldn't even get drunk and flirt anymore. I could however, get drunk and look like a stroke victim. — Tara Sivec

By the first mouthful I knew that I was going to get drunk that night. The drink tasted too good not to. — S.A. Tawks

Well, I may get drunk," the Widow admitted, "but I don't stagger. Sometimes I fall down. But I don't stagger. — Nelson Algren

I have so strong a sense of creation, of tomorrow, that I cannot get drunk, knowing I will be less alive, less well, less creative the next day. — Anais Nin

I used to get drunk in venues after my shows and sign the walls "Ed was here." So if you see that, it was me. — Ed Sheeran

I wanna get a little drunk, but I also want some pancakes. — Dave Attell

Boy lift it up, lets make a toasta
Lets get drunk, its gon bring us closa
Don't I look like a HalleBerry posta? — Missy Elliot

I'd say Ernest Hemingway would be a blast to get drunk with. — William Beckett

If I didn't know better, I'd think you were trying to get me drunk," I said to Ranger.
"Not drunk," Ranger said. "Just relaxed and naked. — Janet Evanovich

I just want to get drunk and smoke pot and do some blow with my friends and have it not be like this HUGE deal. — Anonymous

I felt very happy. To think that I didn't have to torture myself sitting in a smoke-filled room with a painted party smile, watching my date get drunk — Sylvia Plath

Don't let the bastard get drunk. I want to meet him under natural conditions. — Anonymous

It's a tradition to drink rakia with snacks. Not like the Russians, you know, who just drink to get drunk. I like a little snack with the news. — Annie Ward

Meg sighs. "That sounded really bitchy, huh?" She's one of the nicest people I've ever known, but when she's drunk, the girl can get a little mean. — Apryl Baker

It's nerve-wracking singing in front of people. I think that's why most people get drunk for karaoke. — Emily Blunt

And patience flees my heart, And reason flees my mind. Oh, how drunk can I get to be, Without your love's security? — Rumi

Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut. — Mark McKinney

I went to the worst of bars hoping to get killed but all I could do was to get drunk again. — Charles Bukowski

How much for the bottle, put it on my tab. Hop out like a model all them foreign tags. Get so drunk and high, I will have to call a cab. — Wiz Khalifa

To write, I need to remember, but I write to forget. I drink to forget, then get nostalgic when I'm drunk. — Shoshaku Jushaku

I find that when the pain gets bad enough there are only three things to do - get drunk, kill yourself or laugh. I usually get drunk and laugh. — Charles Bukowski

I get drunk on emotions. — J. Limbu

I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it. — Raymond Chandler

I get drunk, and I drive my wife away with a breath like mustard gas and roses. — Kurt Vonnegut

I don't know who Keyser Soze is, but whoever he is, he is going to get gloriously drunk tonight. — Kevin Spacey

Your lips are like wine, and i want to get drunk — William Shakespeare

I was having a good time before, but you grow up after a couple years and realize, "I can't get drunk like this every night." Things change. — Mac DeMarco

Do you find it easy to get drunk on words?"
"So easy that, to tell you the truth, I am seldom perfectly sober. — Dorothy L. Sayers

And she doesn't have to worry about me, either. I don't need to drink to get drunk. I can get drunk on things like the tulip - and this night. — Betty Smith

I'm going OUT ... because I DESERVE to go out! And I'm going to get DRUNK ... because I DESERVE to get drunk! And get out of my way! — Bill Cosby

I'm not going to get drunk at a bar. There are younger girls who look up to me. So I do my best not to stray too far. — Ashley Greene

I don't get the whole getting drunk thing. — Sarah Michelle Gellar

You were drunk. I wanted to hear the words when you were of sound mind. Women get drunk all the time and confess their undying love to me. — Jodi Ellen Malpas

As far as I'm concerned the only thing to do is sit in a room and get drunk — Jack Kerouac

Unfortunately, a lot of people are stupid. They take drugs. They get drunk and do all the wrong things in life. I just played it straight. — Bobby Vinton

I hate bands that hang around, like, 10 years too long - they're like the drunk at a party you can't get rid of. — Al Jourgensen

I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem. — George Burns

I have been brought up and trained to have the utmost contempt for people who get drunk. — Winston Churchill

(Who but a drunk, I wonder looking back, could sit on the porch alone and get in an argument?) — Mary Karr

I wanna get drunk 'til I'm off my mind. One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer. — John Lee Hooker

I'm going to get drunk and insult as many musicians from the 80's as is humanly possible. — Noel Gallagher

I'd listen to the radio and look at the
walls and get drunk enough to
almost forget her
but then she would return once
again. — Charles Bukowski

I'm apt to get drunk on words ... Ontology: the word about the essence of things; the word about being. — Madeleine L'Engle

I don't give a damn what you do with your money. Just sign here that you received it and you can get drunk in peace. — Stieg Larsson

I don't drink to get drunk. That's just not cute. — Taylor Swift

My wedding will be a great party where I can get drunk and have a good time. — Anna Faris

I get drunk writing words. I don't drink or do drugs, but I get so carried away with writing that I get inebriated from it. — John Shirley

I never get drunk. Never. Iss the beer's fault. I'm strong, but the beer must be sssssstrooooooong.-Niklass — Stacey Jay

I know what I think but I don't know how to put it into words. Maybe I could get a little bit drunk and dance it for you. — Woody Allen

S'why I looove America: City Center's in ruins, there's a fifties creature on the loose, and a man can still get drunk. — Neil Gaiman

I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes — George Carlin

Vegas.
I was in Vegas with a Titan who needed to get drunk and laid. — Jennifer L. Armentrout