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I look crazy, but I'm not. And the funny thing is, that other people don't look crazy, but they are.
— Eden Ahbez
I think I got a lot of my 'funny' DNA from my mother, who had a glorious sense of the ridiculous.
— Christopher Buckley
I like to smoke a pipe, because it's the punch line indicator. Whenever I take a hit of the pipe, you should be laughing.
— Mitch Hedberg
One does not simply ring Roland.Oh boy. I supposed I would get a lecture on the dangers of wandering into Mordor next. — Ilona Andrews
I can't really say I'm batting badly. I'm not batting long enough to be batting badly
— Greg Chappell
Woah, their gorgeous not so fast I haven't even catched your name or your number - Jaxson Evans
— Brit Gosik
Finn gave a soft laugh. 'What's so funny?' 'I think you're the first person to actually apologise for inflicting pain. Usually it's someone's hobby.
— Tabitha McGowan
The suspense is terrible. I hope it'll last.
— Gene Wilder
I watched as an extremely nerdy exhibitor - I'm talking about a guy who makes Bill Gates look like Brad Pitt ...
— Dave Barry
What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant.
— Dave Chappelle
I think people like comedies and I think concept driven comedies seem to be working when it's a clear concept and you deliver funny stuff.
— Todd Phillips
When I saw a sign on the freeway that said, "Los Angeles 445 miles," I said to myself, "I've got to get out of this lane."
— Franklyn Ajaye
The people from 'The State' are close friends, but also some of the most incredibly funny people I know.
— Joe Lo Truglio
Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK.
— Steven Wright
If I let you go are you going to hit me again?""What do you think?"
"Then I'm not going to let you go. — Sarah Mayberry
I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.
— Adam Sandler
I'd love to do sitcoms. I think I'm pretty darn funny.
— Yasmine Bleeth
I went to the doctor. I said to him "I'm frightened of lapels." He said, "You've got cholera."
— Tim Vine
Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
— Will Smith
My mouth felt funny. I must have smiled. Smiling,
— R. O. Barton
I've started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman.
— Craig Ferguson
I suspect that LaGuardia is an elaborate prank, and New York has a real airport nearby that only locals know about.
— Dave Barry
I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I think people who are fanatical about anything are funny.
— Jackie Schaffer
I have the street smarts and survival skills of, like, a poodle.
— Jennifer Lawrence
Usually I'm on top to keep the guy from escaping.
— Lisa Lampanelli
I guess I like things that take time and attention. More worthwhile that way.
— Huntley Fitzpatrick
Hollywood called me, asking me, "How much to do a movie with Farrah Fawcett?" "$50,000" They called back, "How about $20,000?" I said, "I'll pay it!"
— Henny Youngman
Just another part of that Spartan killer instinct. I can slay the ladies just as well as I can reapers.
— Jennifer Estep
She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I don't hold water with that theory
— Ron Greenwood
Miguel: Merle? What kind of hick name is that? I wouldn't name my dog Merle.
— The Walking Dead
Imogene always sitson the remote. It's probably wedged between her butt cheeks."
"Should I go get a crowbar? — Kirsten Miller
I really like it. I really, really like it. Ah, ah, ah, ah ... buried alive ... buried alive.
— Mick Foley
I like funny things, but I don't find myself particularly funny.
— Chris Messina
Do you remember that kid that had sex with his high school teacher? I was reading online that he died today. He died from hi-fiveing.
— Zach Galifianakis
The funny thing about me is I move from genre to genre, but I essentially shoot all the movies the same way.
— James Mangold
The funny thing is, the girls that I'm always up against for roles are pretty nice and cool, like Emma Watson. She's awesome.
— Amanda Seyfried
I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny.
— Zach Galifianakis
I know you can be funny without being filthy.
— Jonathan Winters
I want to make a vending machine that sells vending machines. It'd have to be real big.
— Mitch Hedberg
I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.
— Warren Buffett
It's funny; Luther and I have written many songs together, but we've never written songs in the same room.
— Richard Marx
Mr. Speaker. I said the honorable member was a liar it is true and I am sorry for it. The honorable member may place the punctuation where he pleases.
— Richard Brinsley Sheridan
Tell Savitar I said hi.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Be careful, though.""Aren't I always?"
"No, I think the word for how you usually are is 'reckless. — Veronica Roth
I came up with a good idea ... see-through skin.
— Karl Pilkington
I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.
— Demetri Martin
I feel cheesy when I see 'Silver Spoons.' Some of it was funny, but some of it was just cheese! My kids love it, but I look at it and cringe.
— Ricky Schroder
You're impossible," she told him. "Of course I am," he answered. "It's part of my charm. — David Eddings
If I was a mechanic and someone called me and said their car would not start, I would say, "Hey - maybe a killer is after you!"
— Mitch Hedberg
I got my start in silent radio.
— Bob Monkhouse
I find it very difficult to be funny, it's much easier to do tragedy than it is to do comedy.
— Eric Drooker
She shuddered. What is it with slobbery kissers? Are they trying to drown us in spit? I mean, Jesus, swallow every now and then.
— Tammara Webber
I had a dream about you last night. We watched pornography together, but purely for the storyline.
— Michael Summers
He runs to the sink to spit it out. I grin. There's nothing quite as funny as someone else's misery.
— Holly Black
I think this whole celebrity world is weird anyway. Weird and funny and kind of pathetic and yet so right for parody.
— Ben Stiller
I never say a funny thing intentionally.
— Jayne Meadows
It's so funny to think that I used to be a model and here I am doing arbitrage, shipping and negotiating margins, the list is endless.
— Caprice Bourret
It was funny, in a twisted sort of way, that night I gained my future was the same night I lost my past.
— Kelley R. Martin
I guess the only thing to do now is meet his parents. I'm sure they're decent people. I mean they gotta be if they named their son Gaylord Focker.
— Robert De Niro
I was once arrested for resisting arrest.
— Steven Wright
It's funny. I did give birth to an alien on 'The X-Files.' And it's just the teaser, so I'm dead before we even get into the episode.
— Megan Follows
Oh, sod off, I'm calling the Police." Another series of banging on the door. "Open up, Police." That was quick.
— Simon Dunn
I enlarge the photo again. Nope, too blurry
— Marie Lu
Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone else's.
— Jonathan Tropper
That's the only dog I know who can smell someone just thinking about food.
— Charles M. Schulz
I wonder what will happen if i put a hand cream on my feet, will they get confused and start clapping?
— Ellen DeGeneres
Your pupils are dilated. Does that mean you want to fuck me or eat me? Because I might have a problem with one of those.-Dex to Sloane — Charlie Cochet
Mom, how come you never go outside?""I told you, I'm a vampire. — Alison Bechdel
