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Some of my cousins are so rich and stuck up. I fear they will one day have a heart attack when they realize that nasty smell was them as they farted.
— Mark A. Cooper
I panicked. I farted.
I shrieked in humiliation. — Elle Casey
My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts.
— Carl Barron
Just imagine what it was like growing up here," he replied. "Every time I farted, the maid sprayed air freshener.
— Nick Wilgus
I tried so hard, I farted! Mrs.
— Sharon M. Draper
He wished Heath would have burped or farted. Anything to break the spell he had cast over Theo.
— Scotty Cade
With a bassy thump and a smell like burnt sulfur, Shitload farted himself far into the air.
— David Wong
My brain has farted so hard it might've pooped a little.
— Belle Aurora
The chairs and tables, decorated with runners of Italian silk, were Disney-movie themed, because Kelly ate, breathed and farted Disney.
— Heidi Cullinan
She was so cold, she probably farted ice cubes.
— Cara Lynn Shultz
She tried discreetly to squint and instead came off looking as if she had discreetly farted.
— Alessandra Torre
It would be nice if people said, God bless you not just when you sneezed but also when you farted.
— Demetri Martin
I had two beady brown eyes that, no matter how hard I tried to look mysterious and cool, always seemed to say "It wasn't just me who farted.
— Brian Katcher
How about this, have you ever farted so hard you shivered?
— Bill Engvall
Humbledrum farted mournfully, three distinct notes.
— Lev Grossman