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Carla was wearing a No Fear sweatshirt. You are too old, Amy wanted to tell her, for legible clothing.
— Jincy Willett
I am attracted to intelligence, a witty sense of humor, an adventurous outlook on life and spiritual awareness about one's self and the world.
— Tanit Phoenix
Camels are wonderful animals. Witty, intelligent and sensitive.
— Robyn Davidson
-Oh yes? Can you identify yourself? -Certainly. I'd know me anywhere.
— Terry Pratchett
A large nose is in fact the sign of an affable man, good, courteous, witty, liberal, courageous, such as I am.
— Edmond Rostand
Why don't you write books people can read?(to her husband James)
— Nora Barnacle
Your pussy taste like night.""It's enchanted. — Misty Kayn
Remember what you won't get if you don't mind, her grandfather remarked.
— Flannery O'Connor
You promise?""I cross the place where my heart used to be and wish to be even more deader than I am now. — Derek Landy
One of the great advantages ofhaving a library,your eminence,
is that it is full of books. — Michael Hirst
It used to be that people could be painfully boring in private. Facebook changed all that.
— Andy Borowitz
I will vote for the first candidate who promises to use nuclear missiles against LinkedIn.
— Dave Barry
I'm not so much interested in the return ON my money as I am in the return OF my money.
— Will Rogers
You're impossible," she told him. "Of course I am," he answered. "It's part of my charm. — David Eddings
He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
My wit is only as stupid as the audience.
— Aleksandra Ninkovic
Make sure it is God's trumpet you are blowing- if it is only yours it won't wake the dead,
it will simply disturb the neighbours. — W. Ian Thomas
Thomas was sick of being accused of knowing things.
— James Dashner
Even Mademoiselle Neubahr can't make me believe in hell. It doesn't seem a very - witty - solution of the crime-and-punishment situation, does it?
— Frances Noyes Hart
The literal meaning of life is whatever you're doing that prevents you from killing yourself.
— Albert Camus
Witty closing remarks have been replaced by massive head trauma and severe hemorrhaging.
— Jhonen Vasquez
How dare you. Do you have any idea who I am?" Laurence whined."I'm no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one. — Mark A. Cooper
My father liked to moralize, and so do I. But he was in earnest, while I am embarrassed and pretend that I am merely being witty.
— Mason Cooley
I am not only witty in myself, but the cause that wit is in other men.
— William Shakespeare
I am a man of principles, and my first principle is flexibility.
— Everett Dirksen
I am so frickin' cool and delicious and pretty and witty and sharp! I love every inch of me! Who wouldn't?
— Kris Carr
Quoting E. B. White is the easiest way I know of to fool people into thinking that I am perceptive, witty, and wise.
— Peter Behrens
If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there
— Will Rogers
Is my life, by any chance, about to take a new turn?
— Jonas Jonasson
You are wise, witty and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading this sort of stuff.
— Frank Crane
Vote early and vote often.
— Al Capone
One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.
— Jane Austen
Pride only helps us to be generous; it never makes us so, any more than vanity makes us witty.
— George Eliot
I love people; it's mankind I can't stand.
— Charles M. Schulz
He in a few minutes ravished this fair creature, or at least would have ravished her, if she had not, by a timely compliance, prevented him.
— Henry Fielding
Responsible, who wants to be responsible? Whenever something bad happens, it's always, who's responsible for this?
— Jerry Seinfeld
Anything can happen in love, war and South Inidan movies.
— Jennifer Bernard
We find ourselves less witty in remembering what we have said than in dreaming of what we would have said.
— Jean Antoine Petit-Senn
Witty, brooding, contemplative, explosive: take your pick.
— Margo Jefferson
It's important to talk about it. You raise awareness. But you can also prevent it (child abuse) by not letting it be a secret.
— Chris Witty
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.
— Winston Churchill
Wit is the appearance, the external flash of imagination. Thus its divinity, and the witty character of mysticism.
— Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel
If the Good Lord had intended us to crawl, he'd have given us a hundred legs and an exosqueleton.
— Tom Holt
I would tell the world that Shahrukh is the better actor
— Shahrukh Khan
