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Carla was wearing a No Fear sweatshirt. You are too old, Amy wanted to tell her, for legible clothing. — Jincy Willett

If you want it and you dream about it ... there's nothing that's going to stop you. — Chris Witty

I am attracted to intelligence, a witty sense of humor, an adventurous outlook on life and spiritual awareness about one's self and the world. — Tanit Phoenix

It was a typically British birth ... I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward ... I came out in sympathy. — Bob Hope

Camels are wonderful animals. Witty, intelligent and sensitive. — Robyn Davidson

-Oh yes? Can you identify yourself? -Certainly. I'd know me anywhere. — Terry Pratchett

A large nose is in fact the sign of an affable man, good, courteous, witty, liberal, courageous, such as I am. — Edmond Rostand

Sometimes advises from others are more difficult to bear with than even slang. — Amit Kalantri

Why don't you write books people can read?(to her husband James) — Nora Barnacle

Count on Jill Shalvis for a witty, steamy, unputdownable love story. — Robyn Carr

Your pussy taste like night."
"It's enchanted. — Misty Kayn

It's so obvious The Weather Channel is pro hurricane. Fair and balanced my ass. — Jim Gaffigan

Remember what you won't get if you don't mind, her grandfather remarked. — Flannery O'Connor

You promise?"
"I cross the place where my heart used to be and wish to be even more deader than I am now. — Derek Landy

One of the great advantages of
having a library,your eminence,
is that it is full of books. — Michael Hirst

It used to be that people could be painfully boring in private. Facebook changed all that. — Andy Borowitz

I will vote for the first candidate who promises to use nuclear missiles against LinkedIn. — Dave Barry

-"He loved her ... It was noble of him. It was beautiful."
-"It was stupid. — Lloyd Alexander

I'm not so much interested in the return ON my money as I am in the return OF my money. — Will Rogers

So just let me deal with it, I can be emotionally flawed and still love you all at the same time. I'm a great multitasker. — Holly Hood

You're impossible," she told him.
"Of course I am," he answered. "It's part of my charm. — David Eddings

He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife. — Ljupka Cvetanova

My wit is only as stupid as the audience. — Aleksandra Ninkovic

Make sure it is God's trumpet you are blowing-
if it is only yours it won't wake the dead,
it will simply disturb the neighbours. — W. Ian Thomas

Thomas was sick of being accused of knowing things. — James Dashner

Even Mademoiselle Neubahr can't make me believe in hell. It doesn't seem a very - witty - solution of the crime-and-punishment situation, does it? — Frances Noyes Hart

The literal meaning of life is whatever you're doing that prevents you from killing yourself. — Albert Camus

Witty closing remarks have been replaced by massive head trauma and severe hemorrhaging. — Jhonen Vasquez

My music is basically all about witty punchlines and lyric progression that is aimed to make you laugh or say "Woah." — Mike Stud

I am like a Rolls- Royce. I can run without an engine, purely on reputation — Shahrukh Khan

My philosophy towards life is to enjoy it to the fullest and have fun. I am one of those 'laugh-out-loud' kinds. I am quirky, yet witty. — Bipasha Basu

Everyone has the right to run his own life- even if you're heading for a crash. What I'm against is blind flying. — Mae West

How dare you. Do you have any idea who I am?" Laurence whined.
"I'm no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one. — Mark A. Cooper

If you ask that question again ma'am, I will have to ask you your age — Shahrukh Khan

My father liked to moralize, and so do I. But he was in earnest, while I am embarrassed and pretend that I am merely being witty. — Mason Cooley

I'm not sure I've turned your Commander inside out, but I can assure you if that iron skillet was empty, I would bring him down a peg or two. — Julia Mills

I am not only witty in myself, but the cause that wit is in other men. — William Shakespeare

I am a man of principles, and my first principle is flexibility. — Everett Dirksen

I am so frickin' cool and delicious and pretty and witty and sharp! I love every inch of me! Who wouldn't? — Kris Carr

Quoting E. B. White is the easiest way I know of to fool people into thinking that I am perceptive, witty, and wise. — Peter Behrens

If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there — Will Rogers

Is my life, by any chance, about to take a new turn? — Jonas Jonasson

Allow me to put the record straight. I am forty-six and have been for some years past. — Erica Jong

You are wise, witty and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading this sort of stuff. — Frank Crane

Friends from America!(Translation:"Tourist with Money")Look this way! — Amanda Hudson

Vote early and vote often. — Al Capone

One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty. — Jane Austen

Pride only helps us to be generous; it never makes us so, any more than vanity makes us witty. — George Eliot

Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies. — Voltaire

I love people; it's mankind I can't stand. — Charles M. Schulz

He in a few minutes ravished this fair creature, or at least would have ravished her, if she had not, by a timely compliance, prevented him. — Henry Fielding

Responsible, who wants to be responsible? Whenever something bad happens, it's always, who's responsible for this? — Jerry Seinfeld

Anything can happen in love, war and South Inidan movies. — Jennifer Bernard

We find ourselves less witty in remembering what we have said than in dreaming of what we would have said. — Jean Antoine Petit-Senn

Witty, brooding, contemplative, explosive: take your pick. — Margo Jefferson

It's important to talk about it. You raise awareness. But you can also prevent it (child abuse) by not letting it be a secret. — Chris Witty

Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains. — Winston Churchill

Wit is the appearance, the external flash of imagination. Thus its divinity, and the witty character of mysticism. — Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel

If the Good Lord had intended us to crawl, he'd have given us a hundred legs and an exosqueleton. — Tom Holt

I would tell the world that Shahrukh is the better actor — Shahrukh Khan

I guess the only thing to do now is meet his parents. I'm sure they're decent people. I mean they gotta be if they named their son Gaylord Focker. — Robert De Niro

The best thing about humour is that it shows people they are not alone. — Sid Caesar