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Besides, my drinking blood's not nearly as weird as that time I caught you shaving your legs."
"I was curious! — Molly Harper

I'm not interested in being one of those comedians who wants to look good and be this 'cool' funny person. I don't care how weird or ugly I look. — Chris Lilley

To me, racist jokes are not funny. I am politically correct, in a weird way. I like to push the boundaries that are politically correct. — John Waters

Don't you think its quite weird for Prince Harry, getting really stoned and seeing your grans face appearing on your money. — Frankie Boyle

Not funny ha ha, funny weird — Dean Koontz

Everything is so weird in politics that it's very hard to be funny about it, I think. — Tom Lehrer

I have this weird obsession with kids and old people falling. Like, funny falls. It is awful, but it's the thing that makes me laugh the most. — Malin Akerman

Well, the plenty of fish in the sea thing is bullshit," I said. "The other fish are weird, smell funny, or hooked on someone else's fishing line. — L.D. Davis

Alice smiled her wide smile. The crooked incisor smile. — Jennifer Mathieu

Do you know what happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, your dog back and your job back. — Richard Belzer

Sketchy black van? Weird stalking of my house? What are you going to do next, offer me some candy? — Hannah Harrington

I think this whole celebrity world is weird anyway. Weird and funny and kind of pathetic and yet so right for parody. — Ben Stiller

Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there's nothing sensible you can do with it. — Andrew Smith

It's weird that people expect me to be funny. I find it a real burden when I'm expected to be humorous on talk shows. — Ben Stiller

He's my father, whoever he is, so he must have had sex with my mother at least once, and I'd love to kill him for that. — Dean Koontz

I don't know if I was a funny kid. I would say I was a loud and weird kid. — Will Forte

Most things I get hired on, I get hired because I improvise something funny, or they just think I look weird. — T. J. Miller

Isn't it weird that I'm getting all emotionable? — Jessica Simpson

Intellectually, I think everyone really knows that women are funny, but it's a weird thing that people keep trotting out. — Bonnie McFarlane

A shadow crossed Andrea's face. "I don't want to be his TWT-IHFB." "What does that mean?" "That Weird Thing I Haven't Fucked Before." I choked. — Ilona Andrews

I didn't just come in on a load of turnips! — Phillip C. McGraw

"I've done your dog. It's got nine eyes down the side, I made his head all square, 15 legs. What do you think of that?" "Fido looks a bit weird." — Eddie Izzard

We have truth in order not to die of art.
— Steve Aylett

I kind of thought, wouldn't it be funny to take a swing at being on the weird side of mainstream? — John Mulaney

The hardest part of being a Canadian kid is having to color in Nunavut with a crayon in school, hell on earth. — Rebecca McNutt

Flirting is funny. And it's awkward and weird. — Hannah Simone

I like the idea of being the funny guy in the dramatic thing, playing a hit man with a weird sense of humor. — Anthony Jeselnik

It's weird the way "finger puppet" sounds okay as a noun ... ladies. — Demetri Martin

My smile wavers as I revert to my natural state of being: nervous and weird. — Stephanie Perkins

My baby is weird man ... when he get mad, he gets in the oven. — Kevin Hart

I don't mean like balls-in-your-face or gifts of pornography and butt plugs romantic, just cute, over-the-pants, PG-13 movie stuff. — Frances Winkler

Oh here's an idea: let's make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine's Day. That's not weird at all. — Jimmy Fallon