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I Am Not Perfect Funny Quotes By Mark Twain: The rule is perfect: in all matters of

The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane. — Mark Twain

I Am Not Perfect Funny Quotes By Melissa McCarthy: Women are complicated and messy and we are

Women are complicated and messy and we are certainly not perfect, but we are funny and challenging and kind, and I wouldn't change a thing — Melissa McCarthy

I Am Not Perfect Funny Quotes By George Carlin: How can He be perfect? Everything He ever

How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes ... dies. — George Carlin

I Am Not Perfect Funny Quotes By Mick LaSalle: Outlandish lyrics sung by smiling people in perfect

Outlandish lyrics sung by smiling people in perfect harmony. Has that edge of surprise ... a little nuts and really funny. — Mick LaSalle

I Am Not Perfect Funny Quotes By Harry Styles: A real girl isn't perfect and a perfect

A real girl isn't perfect and a perfect girl isn't real. — Harry Styles

I Am Not Perfect Funny Quotes By Alanis Morissette: We'll love you just the way you are

We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect. — Alanis Morissette

I Am Not Perfect Funny Quotes By Kathy Reichs: Hi's nose was pressed to his window. I've

Hi's nose was pressed to his window. I've changed my mind, Tory. This is the perfect place to hold someone prisoner. I'm keeping this on file. — Kathy Reichs

I Am Not Perfect Funny Quotes By Lois Greiman: Even choosing the perfect dinner wine loses its

Even choosing the perfect dinner wine loses its earth-shattering importance if your guests happen to be cannibals, and you, the unsuspecting entree. — Lois Greiman

I Am Not Perfect Funny Quotes By Vladimir Nabokov: And a beautiful garden, not far from a

And a beautiful garden, not far from a beautiful lake, and I said it sounded perfectly perfect. — Vladimir Nabokov

I Am Not Perfect Funny Quotes By Jess Rothenberg: He took your sweet, funny, perfect heart ...

He took your sweet, funny, perfect heart ... and he destroyed it. Why do you keep letting him do it over and over again? — Jess Rothenberg

I Am Not Perfect Funny Quotes By Seth Green: Jeff Ross has a new show on Comedy

Jeff Ross has a new show on Comedy Central where he roasts the news. It'll be perfect for people who find Jon Stewart too handsome and funny. — Seth Green

I Am Not Perfect Funny Quotes By Nick Jonas: It sounds funny, but my biggest fear is

It sounds funny, but my biggest fear is that I'm not perfect. I'm a perfectionist, and I get upset when things go wrong or when I don't do well. — Nick Jonas

I Am Not Perfect Funny Quotes By Chevy Chase: All my children inherited perfect pitch.

All my children inherited perfect pitch. — Chevy Chase

I Am Not Perfect Funny Quotes By Charlie Pierce: The perfect lover is one who turns into

The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M. — Charlie Pierce

I Am Not Perfect Funny Quotes By Nicole McKay: A brick and a blanket are the perfect

A brick and a blanket are the perfect symbols for the superhero Captain Dense. — Nicole McKay