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I Am Not Joking Quotes By C.S. Lewis: Would you think I was joking if I

Would you think I was joking if I said that you can put a clock back, and that if the clock is wrong it is often a very sensible thing to do? — C.S. Lewis

I Am Not Joking Quotes By August Westman: I just want to make sure that he

I just want to make sure that he treats you right! I can't let my little girl get hurt!"
" ... I can't even tell if you're joking or not. — August Westman

I Am Not Joking Quotes By Claudia Gray: God? Nope." requel's smile told me she was

God? Nope." requel's smile told me she was joking around to make this easier for me "santa clause? No again. — Claudia Gray

I Am Not Joking Quotes By Micalea Smeltzer: Kidding?" He asked; rolling the foreign word over

Kidding?" He asked; rolling the foreign word over in his mouth like he tasted something sour.
"Yeah, you know. Joking. Ha ha ha." I said. — Micalea Smeltzer

I Am Not Joking Quotes By Matthew Perry: I would always be the kid that got

I would always be the kid that got in trouble in school, that's for sure, for joking around. — Matthew Perry

I Am Not Joking Quotes By Mallory Ortberg: I have a lot of faith in the

I have a lot of faith in the power of joking to make something thoughtful. — Mallory Ortberg

I Am Not Joking Quotes By Zoe Cruz: I don't give sick days if you're playing

I don't give sick days if you're playing in the snow." He's being funny, or trying to be funny. I can never tell which. — Zoe Cruz

I Am Not Joking Quotes By Robert Jordan: How do you know when a woman wants

How do you know when a woman wants to kill you?" Rand mused. "When she knows your name?" Dobraine did not sound as if he were joking. — Robert Jordan

I Am Not Joking Quotes By Tarik Shah: I could be joking and smiling [with infidels]

I could be joking and smiling [with infidels] and then cutting their throats in the next second. — Tarik Shah

I Am Not Joking Quotes By Placido Domingo: But enough joking. I am singing. This is

But enough joking. I am singing. This is all my life. — Placido Domingo

I Am Not Joking Quotes By Derek Landy: By the way, all joking aside, do I

By the way, all joking aside, do I call you Ghastly or Elder Bespoke?'
'You can call me whatever you like.'
Vex nodded. 'Thank you, Gladys. — Derek Landy

I Am Not Joking Quotes By Chevy Chase: You may have read that I went to

You may have read that I went to M.I.T. In 1982 I filled out a Who's Who survey with joking responses, and they never bothered to check the facts. — Chevy Chase

I Am Not Joking Quotes By David Bailey: Journalists never make it clear when you are

Journalists never make it clear when you are joking. — David Bailey

I Am Not Joking Quotes By Salvador Dali: It is not necessary for the public to

It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or whether I am serious, just as it is not necessary for me to know it myself. — Salvador Dali

I Am Not Joking Quotes By Orson Scott Card: I steal, Winkle said, with a smile that

I steal, Winkle said, with a smile that said I'm joking and a glint in his eye that said I'm not. — Orson Scott Card

I Am Not Joking Quotes By Bob Dylan: Ain't no use jiving, ain't no use joking,

Ain't no use jiving, ain't no use joking, everything is broken. — Bob Dylan