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"Smoke? Do I look like a fucking idiot? — Richard K. Morgan

You don't get a rebate at the end of your life for living with an idiot. — Christopher Titus

I don't have a smartphone... I have a very, very dumb phone. In fact, it's kind of an idiot — Jennifer E. Smith

I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot. — Steven Wright

I think only someone I loved as much as you could make me behave like such an idiot. — Eloisa James

You take a normal guy, give him a wife, give them time, and you've got AN IDIOT! — Jeff Foxworthy

An optimist without realism is an idiot. — Ben Tolosa

To be looked upon as a fool by an idiot is a true connoisseur's delight. — Georges Courteline

Pelamus turned around, and bless the idiot, he gave a monologue. — Ari Bach

Put two idiot drivers together at a traffic light and you're gonna have a car wreck. - Pop - Krill America — Ray Palla

THERE ARE IDIOTS. Look around. — Lawrence Summers

The thing is - I'm not an idiot. I'm rather intelligent, as proven by the fact that I just used the word 'rather' in a sentence. — Christian Finnegan

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. — Jay Leno

You're like the cute version of the village idiot. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

But their determination to banish fools foundered ultimately in the installation of absolute idiots. — Basil Bunting

Yeah, I'm thinking it's a reunion or, since it is our classmates, a collection of idiots. Let's call it a meese. Like geese, only with morons. (Caleb) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

I am not an idiot. It's just that sometimes there are things that I don't want to know. — Alice Hoffman

I am not an idiot, and I'm not a Pollyanna sort of kumbaya type. — Dan Savage

I swear to you that I am not quite such an ass as I like to appear sometimes, although I am rather an ass, I admit. — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Sometimes it will be for more money than I've ever been offered before. I mean, am I an idiot again for not doing that? — Will Oldham

I don't care about this stuff. I'm not even sure I'm a girl. I'm an eye in the sky. I am detached. I'm an idiot. — Susan Juby

Not that I am cheering for him or anything, but if he can't see how amazing you are, he's an idiot.
-Aspen — Kiera Cass

I'm very fast. I'm like Forest Gump, except ... I am not an idiot! — Michael Scott

I think people will be surprised to find that I'm not as much of an idiot as they think I am. I'm not a real moron. — Steve-O

Even in my dreams, I'm an idiot who knows he's about to wake up to reality. — Tom Cruise

Anybody who believes Yelp is an idiot. Most people on Yelp have no idea what they're talking about. — Ruth Reichl

If an idiot were to tell you the same story every day for a year, you would end by believing it. — Horace Mann

Watch over Honoria, will you? See that she doesn't marry an idiot. — Julia Quinn

In real life, Josh [Gad] is a different kind of lovable idiot. In real life, he's a much filthier idiot. He has a dirty sense of humor. — Josh Gad

Cheesy lines like that will get you nowhere with me, but, by all means, keep them coming. You're so much easier to ignore when you're being an idiot. — Kelly Oram

Goddamn it, do it yourself. You're five hundred years old and you can't use a telephone? Read the directions. What are you, an immortal idiot? — Anne Rice

Idiot, n. A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling. — Ambrose Bierce

Only an idiot would rely on the energy of a bean or a leaf to stay awake throughout the day. — Tahereh Mafi

Knowledge can never replace friendship. I prefer to be an idiot! — Patrick Star

The 100% American is 99% idiot. — George Bernard Shaw

Nothing will make you look like an idiot faster than the fact that you don't know what you doing. — Auliq Ice

I am the king idiot," he muttered, "of all the world's fucking idiots. — Scott Lynch

When enough people agree on something, I'd be an idiot, if I didn't listen. — Harald Zwart

Nobody knew healthcare could be so complicated. — Donald Trump

There were valuable first editions of books in the enormous library, most of them had been scribbled in by some idiot named Will H. — Cassandra Clare

Jesus, look at that idiot!" Waters' exec muttered, and the citizen captain shook his head in disgust. Having — David Weber

Words are useless without action. Stop fantasizing and just DO it. Be a "game changer" or get played like an idiot. — Ziad K. Abdelnour

A mathematician thinks in numbers, a lawyer in laws, and an idiot thinks in words. — Nassim Nicholas Taleb

Levi: I thought I heard dirt moving around in the shape of an idiot. So it was you? — Hajime Isayama

No matter how much I kept telling myself that I was behaving like an idiot, it was no use. — Knut Hamsun

If you educate an idiot, you end up with an educated idiot. — Robert Clarence Swanson