I Am Fat Funny Quotes
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I Am Fat Funny Quotes & Sayings
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You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit.
— Zach Galifianakis
If I go back home to Wittenberg, I'll lie down in a coffin and give the maggots a fat doctor to eat.
— Martin Luther
The fat Sentry has some scrambled eggs.
— P.T. Macias
Kissing babies and hugging fat girls.
— Dave Bautista
(Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean against the pianos and bend them?
— Victor Borge
It's not over till the fat lady eats!
— Ljupka Cvetanova
You know how some people have gay-dar? I have fat-dar. I can automatically tell if you're fat or not. And I also have cerebral-palsy-dar.
— Zach Galifianakis
I love you like a fat kid love cake.
— Curtis Jackson
Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a fat missionary.
— Oscar Wilde
Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting.
— Jerry Coleman
Ish #19 If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking?
— Regina Griffin
The funny thing is, I don't actually think of myself as fat at all. I don't think I am. Not really.
— Jo Brand
What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a fake smile. Yeah, winning attributes.
— Gena Showalter
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?
— Bill Maher
How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat?
— Carroll Bryant
She was so fat that her belly button makes an echo.
— Rodney Dangerfield