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I Am Confused Funny Quotes By Carl Hart: I don't want to be on the bandwagon

I don't want to be on the bandwagon of dogging any president or anybody in positions where they have all these different constituencies. — Carl Hart

I Am Confused Funny Quotes By Sarah Rees Brennan: So this is the "smug idiot thinks he's

So this is the "smug idiot thinks he's funny" face, Kami observed. Not to be confused with other "smug idiot" variants. — Sarah Rees Brennan

I Am Confused Funny Quotes By Henny Youngman: I was just in London - there is

I was just in London - there is a 6 hour time difference. I'm still confused. When I go to dinner, I feel sexy. When I go to bed, I feel hungry. — Henny Youngman

I Am Confused Funny Quotes By Red Adair: I've got cut half in two, once, and

I've got cut half in two, once, and blowed up a time or two, but nothing permanent. — Red Adair

I Am Confused Funny Quotes By Goldie Hawn: If you have a sense of yourself, your

If you have a sense of yourself, your mission, your belief system, those things will lead you to success — Goldie Hawn

I Am Confused Funny Quotes By H.W. Brands: Warner Studios official in the era of silent

Warner Studios official in the era of silent movies: Who the hell wants to hear actors talk? — H.W. Brands

I Am Confused Funny Quotes By Ellen DeGeneres: I wonder what will happen if i put

I wonder what will happen if i put a hand cream on my feet, will they get confused and start clapping? — Ellen DeGeneres

I Am Confused Funny Quotes By Saurabh Sharma: Economists and psychologists get confused when they are

Economists and psychologists get confused when they are asked 'out of syllabus' questions by life! — Saurabh Sharma

I Am Confused Funny Quotes By Bryan Nyaude: I would rather live with the consequences of

I would rather live with the consequences of my failures than live in regret without ever trying. — Bryan Nyaude

I Am Confused Funny Quotes By Max Lerner: I have a simple principle for the conduct

I have a simple principle for the conduct of life- never to resist an adequate temptation. — Max Lerner

I Am Confused Funny Quotes By Thom Yorke: I was abducted by aliens as a boy.

I was abducted by aliens as a boy. Aliens is the name of a pedophile who lived in my alley. — Thom Yorke

I Am Confused Funny Quotes By Tim O'Brien: In Iraq and Afghanistan, our soldiers signed up

In Iraq and Afghanistan, our soldiers signed up intentionally. That's a huge difference from the largely conscripted army of my era. — Tim O'Brien

I Am Confused Funny Quotes By Edmund Burke: The yielding of the weak is the concession

The yielding of the weak is the concession to fear. — Edmund Burke

I Am Confused Funny Quotes By G.K. Chesterton: As regards moral courage, then, it is not

As regards moral courage, then, it is not so much that the public schools support it feebly, as that they suppress it firmly. — G.K. Chesterton

I Am Confused Funny Quotes By Massad Ayoob: My own idea of a $5,500 .45 auto

My own idea of a $5,500 .45 auto is a used Volkswagon with a Glock 30 in the glove box ... — Massad Ayoob

I Am Confused Funny Quotes By Katie McGarry: I've finally found what I've been searching for

I've finally found what I've been searching for ... a family. — Katie McGarry