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The Steve Allen Sunday night show had the right to two options after my first performance.
— Shelley Berman
My car broke down just the other day, I called triple A, they came and towed me away!
— Rodney Dangerfield
The fork is the most powerful tool ever placed in our hands.
— John Robbins
I consulted a Chinese herbalist and spent two weeks on an island off the coast of Zanzibar. I was away from any kind of contemporary technology.
— Francesca Annis
We broke up in eighth grade when Tara-Mae Forrester offered to let me touch her boobs. And I did.
— Emma Chase
I broke up with her to avoid getting into a serious relationship with her, and now it
— Elle Kennedy
The room is so small, when I put the key in, I broke the window!
— Henny Youngman
Many have changed so much that they have lost the magic of the dream that carried them on their own bootstraps.
— Peter Abrahams
How did you not know they broke up? You usually monitor his social media like he's al-Qaeda and you're the CIA.
— Heather Cocks
Umm thanks for the phone. I think I already broke it ...
— Robert Pattinson
Nothing broke my heart like the slow death of a shared joke that had once seemed genuinely funny.
— Curtis Sittenfeld
He can't get broke so long as he is stuffed with money.
— L. Frank Baum
Remember. Make him cry uncle.Cry uncle, my posterior. I'm going to make him cry like a girl who broke her mom's designer heels at the prom. — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Men use the night to erase us.
— Andrea Dworkin
Ignorance is a voluntary misfortune.
— Nicholas Ling
No one broke his finger and got away with it.
— Sarah Masters
