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She's so elderly that I'm sure she was alive before sex was invented. She conceived Mick's Dad by shaking hands with a stork.
— Charlotte Stein
I really like it. I really, really like it. Ah, ah, ah, ah ... buried alive ... buried alive.
— Mick Foley
My condolences, you're still alive.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
The BBC did a survey of the top 50 things to do before we die. Not while we're still alive, before we die.
— Bill Bailey
I'm alive," he groaned. "But I'm not doing a very good job of it.
— Merrie Haskell
When asked "If you could meet any famous person living or dead," I always ask whether the dead person would be alive again when I meet them.
— Ashish Chauhan
The young Dickens was so alive, so self-confident, so funny.
— Claire Tomalin
We may not be all that bright, Jace said, but at least we are alive.
— Cassandra Clare
