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I Am A Jerk Quotes By Christina Grimmie: Be respectful to your peers and yourself, of

Be respectful to your peers and yourself, of course. Don't be a jerk. But at the same time don't settle for anything less than yourself. — Christina Grimmie

I Am A Jerk Quotes By Neil Young: There is some blogging jerk out there who

There is some blogging jerk out there who feels he can generalize his way to validity. — Neil Young

I Am A Jerk Quotes By Christian Bale: If everyone really knew what a jerk I

If everyone really knew what a jerk I am in real life, I wouldn't be so adored in the slightest. — Christian Bale

I Am A Jerk Quotes By Lisa Turner: Life sucks when you find out Superman's a

Life sucks when you find out Superman's a jerk. — Lisa Turner

I Am A Jerk Quotes By Mariah Carey: I try not to be a jerk. I

I try not to be a jerk. I really do. I try to be nice and cordial. — Mariah Carey

I Am A Jerk Quotes By Cameron Jace: Being a jerk is more of a habit

Being a jerk is more of a habit or a personality trait of sorts, not an attitude. It's incurable. — Cameron Jace

I Am A Jerk Quotes By Justin Halpern: You're going to run into jerk-offs, but remember:

You're going to run into jerk-offs, but remember: It's not the size of the asshole you worry about, it's how much shit comes out of it. — Justin Halpern

I Am A Jerk Quotes By Kami Garcia: Sorry to disappoint you. He's not evil. He's

Sorry to disappoint you. He's not evil. He's just a jerk. Sometimes it's a fine line. — Kami Garcia

I Am A Jerk Quotes By Harry Connick Jr.: I have a big ego, and I'm a

I have a big ego, and I'm a confident person, but when it comes down to being a jerk, that doesn't work for me, I tried it ... for about ten years. — Harry Connick Jr.

I Am A Jerk Quotes By Bonnie Raitt: I hope I'm an integrous person who cleans

I hope I'm an integrous person who cleans up their messes when I've been a jerk. — Bonnie Raitt

I Am A Jerk Quotes By Bill Murray: I act like a jerk sometimes.

I act like a jerk sometimes. — Bill Murray

I Am A Jerk Quotes By Chuck Palahniuk: Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am

Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring asshole and proud of it. — Chuck Palahniuk

I Am A Jerk Quotes By Nyrae Dawn: I know that makes me sound like a

I know that makes me sound like a jerk and maybe in some way I was, but girls play games too. Guys are just more likely to admit to it. — Nyrae Dawn

I Am A Jerk Quotes By Jude Deveraux: Yeah, I know. I was a jerk. An

Yeah, I know. I was a jerk. An idiot. You can't say anything to me that I haven't already said to myself. — Jude Deveraux

I Am A Jerk Quotes By Karen Salmansohn: Be a kind person. Yes, even to jerks.

Be a kind person. Yes, even to jerks. Let them be a jerk. You be a kind person. — Karen Salmansohn

I Am A Jerk Quotes By Robert Thier: I'm evil, know it, and enjoy it.

I'm evil, know it, and enjoy it. — Robert Thier

I Am A Jerk Quotes By Haruki Murakami: Girls have periods and boys jerk off. Everybody.

Girls have periods and boys jerk off. Everybody. — Haruki Murakami

I Am A Jerk Quotes By Ryan Adams: Maybe I am a jerk sometimes. Maybe I'm

Maybe I am a jerk sometimes. Maybe I'm not. I think most people are kind of a jerk once in a while. — Ryan Adams

I Am A Jerk Quotes By Charlie Chaplin: It isn't the ups and downs that make

It isn't the ups and downs that make life difficult; it's the jerks. — Charlie Chaplin

I Am A Jerk Quotes By Nicolas Cage: I know what it's like to meet someone

I know what it's like to meet someone you admire and have them be a complete jerk. — Nicolas Cage

I Am A Jerk Quotes By Pete Sampras: I could be a jerk and get a

I could be a jerk and get a lot more publicity, but that's not who I am. — Pete Sampras

I Am A Jerk Quotes By Dan Harmon: Maybe I am just a jerk.

Maybe I am just a jerk. — Dan Harmon

I Am A Jerk Quotes By Larry David: I'm a jerk, that's who I am. I'm

I'm a jerk, that's who I am. I'm like everybody else. — Larry David

I Am A Jerk Quotes By Lizz Winstead: I'm not sure I'm okay with 2 guys

I'm not sure I'm okay with 2 guys gettin' married, but I don't wanna be a jerk about it. — Lizz Winstead

I Am A Jerk Quotes By CM Punk: I pride myself on being a jerk, because

I pride myself on being a jerk, because I'm brutally honest all the time. — CM Punk

I Am A Jerk Quotes By Leonardo DiCaprio: I want to be a jerk like the

I want to be a jerk like the rest of my friends, and have fun, and not care about the consequences, but I just can't now. — Leonardo DiCaprio

I Am A Jerk Quotes By Tom Perrotta: These days he was like a zombie, all

These days he was like a zombie, all grim business, just another jerk with an erection. — Tom Perrotta

I Am A Jerk Quotes By Sheena Iyengar: We tend to have a knee-jerk negative response

We tend to have a knee-jerk negative response to anything that seems to want or have control over us. — Sheena Iyengar

I Am A Jerk Quotes By Rick Remender: Ideology is masturbation, a jerk-off afforded to those

Ideology is masturbation, a jerk-off afforded to those few privileged with time on their hands and no wolves at the door. — Rick Remender

I Am A Jerk Quotes By Rick Riordan: TWENTY I BATTLE MY JERK RELATIVE

TWENTY I BATTLE MY JERK RELATIVE — Rick Riordan

I Am A Jerk Quotes By Joshua Ferris: All broken hearts are circumstantial. Every lovelorn jerk

All broken hearts are circumstantial. Every lovelorn jerk is the victim of bad timing, good intentions, and someone else's poor decision making. — Joshua Ferris

I Am A Jerk Quotes By Finn Marlowe: ..I resent the jerk part. I'm meaner than

..I resent the jerk part. I'm meaner than that.... — Finn Marlowe

I Am A Jerk Quotes By Douglas Hurd: Diplomacy is unfashionable in the world of knee-jerk

Diplomacy is unfashionable in the world of knee-jerk reaction and the dogmatic sound bite on television. — Douglas Hurd

I Am A Jerk Quotes By David Levithan: Because when a guy's a jerk or an

Because when a guy's a jerk or an asshole, it's easier because you know exactly where you stand. — David Levithan

I Am A Jerk Quotes By Seann William Scott: I don't want to be known as a

I don't want to be known as a jerk forever. — Seann William Scott

I Am A Jerk Quotes By Y.A. Marks: When my stomach grumbled, I filled up on

When my stomach grumbled, I filled up on hamburgers, hot dogs, gyros, tacos, jerk chicken, pizza, and a side salad because I was watching my figure — Y.A. Marks

I Am A Jerk Quotes By Spike Jonze: I think there's a knee-jerk reaction to things

I think there's a knee-jerk reaction to things from parents. — Spike Jonze

I Am A Jerk Quotes By Melanie Marchande: You know, I always suspected you were the

You know, I always suspected you were the kind of guy to jerk off to your own reflection, but this is a step too far. — Melanie Marchande

I Am A Jerk Quotes By Maria Semple: I'm grieving over what a jerk you are...

I'm grieving over what a jerk you are... — Maria Semple

I Am A Jerk Quotes By Todd Rundgren: Every day when I get home from work,

Every day when I get home from work, I feel so frustrated, my boss is a jerk. — Todd Rundgren

I Am A Jerk Quotes By Julian Casablancas: The British press can be so annoying. They

The British press can be so annoying. They jerk you off with one hand and smack you with the other. — Julian Casablancas

I Am A Jerk Quotes By Kylie Scott: Sometimes, when you're not being a jerk, I

Sometimes, when you're not being a jerk, I like you so much it hurts. I like the way your true self comes out when you think no one else is looking. — Kylie Scott