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I have begun to wonder if perfection might be its own flaw." She smirked. "Though perhaps a flaw can contribute to perfection. — Marissa Meyer

Sometimes duties act on the soul like weeds on a flower. They crowd it out. — Mary Eleanor Wilkins Freeman

Any time people create a "black market" to avoid government regulation, they are engaged in, and promoting, free market economics. — Dave Champion

I'm sorry, what do you want to order?"
"A virgin. I want to order a virgin. — Tara Sivec

The mind of man is continuously unfolding into a greater recognition of its real plan in the creative order of the Universe. — Ernest Holmes

Hysterically funny, amazingly talented people. That's what I think of when I think of Canada. That, and cold beer. And mountains. — Richard Patrick

among the country's senior — Richard Lloyd Parry

My younger brother will remember that he received a transistor radio for Christmas. I took it apart and it never worked again. — Stephen Elop

It's sad and upsetting when you see somebody crying hysterically, but at the same time it's real funny. — Seth Green

The love of reading can be contagious. — Brandon Mull

To penetrate or to be penetrated, that is the question. — Stefan Angelina McElvain

Know what you want and pray God that you recognize it when you see it.... — Unoma Nwankwor

Love sparkles within the shimmering jewel that is your heart. — Amy Leigh Mercree

And that's where the whole trouble is. We're too much alike to understand each other because we don't even understand our own selves. — Betty Smith

Birds rising in flight is a sign that the enemy is lying in ambush; when the wild animals are startled and flee he is trying to take you unaware. — Sun Tzu

I still think that if the human race, or even one nation, could only get right about its God the rest would follow. — Laurence Housman

You both talk too much," the kid says. "Shut up. Don't make me tell you again."
We shut up, which I find hysterically funny. — Karen Marie Moning

Consider everything belonging to another as if it were your own, and so treat it. — G.I. Gurdjieff