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Love is a funny thing, isn't it? The presence of it can bring you to save a foe, the absence of it can make you hurt your own flesh.
— Stefanie Schneider
We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not by what happened or is happening to us but by being felt sorry for.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
So I went to bed, full, happy, and caring nothing for all the hurt of all the englished Welshmen that ever festered upon a proud land
— Richard Llewellyn
Does it hurt?"He bent his head and lightly kissed her forehead. "Only when I laugh."
"I'll try not to be funny."
"Epic fail, beautiful. — Rachel Caine
The humble Cumulus humilis - never hurt a soul.
— Gavin Pretor-Pinney
That's the funny thing about cars and teenage boys. They never mean to hurt you when they crash, they just do.
— John Goode
Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.
— Satchel Paige
Where I come from, they won't let me play with this rope. They think I might hurt myself.
— Will Rogers
You dance?""I think that might be overly optimistic," he said. "I do something. I'll try not to hurt you. — Robyn Carr
How funny we are, I thought, the way we dance about each other, each afraid of being hurt by the other.
— Judith Merkle Riley
Sheep hurt my father, and through my father, sheep have also hurt me.
— Haruki Murakami
When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street.
— Steven Wright
It's funny how seeing another person hurt can break you down faster than your own emotions -Audrey
— Suzanne Young
He didn't want me to get hurt? Wow. Just wow. I might actually be close to a swoon here
— Jessica Verday
No funny business. I'll scream and dead or not it will hurt your ears
— Penelope Fletcher
Being dead wasn't supposed to hurt. Where was the fairness in that? If I was dead, the least the universe could do was make it painless
— Kiersten White
Yeah, that's funny, huh? ... Something hurts you real bad and you get used to it. Like being hurt becomes part of who you are.
— Walter Dean Myers
"Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do?" The doctor says, "Limp!"
— Henny Youngman
I can see why they named that ballet the Nutcracker. It's gotta hurt having 'em crushed in something that tight.
— Mark A. Cooper
Zombies, deadheads, corpsicles. What's the difference? They don't care. They don't have feelings to hurt.
— Daniel Waters
The way I deliver it is meant to be fun. Does it hurt sometimes? Yes, but it is meant to be funny not offensive.
— Michelle Visage
Maybe curiosity did kill your cat. But it wouldn't hurt to keep an eye on the neighbor's rottweiler just the same.
— Lois Greiman
He might want to watch where he lands when tackling that guy, because he could really hurt his hand if it gets stepped on.
— John Madden
Benedict may not be as hurt as he really is.
— Jerry Coleman
If you are an adult, and you are planning to dress up on Halloween ... don't. I will find you. I will hurt you.
— Lewis Black
When somebody says, "The last thing I want to do is hurt you," it means they've got other things to do first.
— Mark Schiff
A little vanilla never hurt anybody." He nipped her ankle. "Great shoes by the way. Sexy as hell.
— Hanna Lui
It's funny how many ways there are to hurt people. As many ways to hurt as there are species of flower. Whole bouquets of hurt.
— Joshua Gaylord
He many not be hurt as much as he really is.
— Jerry Coleman
