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Hungry Funny Quotes By Ronald Reagan: We were told four years ago that 17

We were told four years ago that 17 million people went to bed hungry every night. Well, that was probably true. They were all on a diet. — Ronald Reagan

Hungry Funny Quotes By Henny Youngman: I was just in London - there is

I was just in London - there is a 6 hour time difference. I'm still confused. When I go to dinner, I feel sexy. When I go to bed, I feel hungry. — Henny Youngman

Hungry Funny Quotes By Bo Burnham: And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant

And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? An ironic way to die. — Bo Burnham

Hungry Funny Quotes By Kristen Schaal: I would imagine that Bret would taste like

I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm ... I'm hungry actually. — Kristen Schaal

Hungry Funny Quotes By Tui T. Sutherland: He was like the not-funny, not-adorable opposite of

He was like the not-funny, not-adorable opposite of Clay, constantly hungry but in a pushy way instead of a sweetly embarrassed way. — Tui T. Sutherland

Hungry Funny Quotes By Maria Bamford: Thirty ways to shape up for summer. Number

Thirty ways to shape up for summer. Number one: eat less. Number two: exercise more. Number three: what was I talking about again? I'm so hungry. — Maria Bamford

Hungry Funny Quotes By Alan Ladd: It's a funny thing about me. I don't

It's a funny thing about me. I don't have any interest in food most of the time now, although when I was a kid I was always hungry. — Alan Ladd

Hungry Funny Quotes By Niall Horan: Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you're sleepy.

Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you're sleepy. — Niall Horan

Hungry Funny Quotes By Karen Chance: I'm tired, I'm hungry and I have a

I'm tired, I'm hungry and I have a head in a bag," I warned him. "Do not fuck with me. — Karen Chance

Hungry Funny Quotes By Shirley Jackson: Nothing," she said, "upsets me more than being

Nothing," she said, "upsets me more than being hungry; I snarl and snap and burst into tears. — Shirley Jackson

Hungry Funny Quotes By Chris Rock: If a homeless person has a funny sign,

If a homeless person has a funny sign, he hasn't been homeless for that long. A real homeless person is too hungry to be funny. — Chris Rock

Hungry Funny Quotes By Obert Skye: You have food?" Winter scolded. "I thought you

You have food?" Winter scolded. "I thought you said you were hungry."
I'm hungry for other things besides what I have," [Clover] argued. — Obert Skye

Hungry Funny Quotes By Carla H. Krueger: I do not do free e-books. I occasionally

I do not do free e-books. I occasionally like to eat that thing you people call "food". — Carla H. Krueger

Hungry Funny Quotes By Gabriel Iglesias: I'll walk up to a woman, I'll say

I'll walk up to a woman, I'll say the first thing that comes to mind: 'Hey, you hungry?' — Gabriel Iglesias

Hungry Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I bought myself a parrot, but it did

I bought myself a parrot, but it did not say "I'm hungry", and so it died. — Mitch Hedberg

Hungry Funny Quotes By Cate Tiernan: I should have known the power-hungry slave drivers

I should have known the power-hungry slave drivers at River's Edge would see my five days of freedom only as a challenge to be filled. — Cate Tiernan

Hungry Funny Quotes By Seth Rogen: I'm actually way more funny now, because I'm

I'm actually way more funny now, because I'm hungry ... If comedy comes from pain, I should be funnier now than I ever was. — Seth Rogen

Hungry Funny Quotes By George Lopez: One time, I was so hungry, I ate

One time, I was so hungry, I ate the beans in a bean bag chair. — George Lopez