Humpty Quotes: top 33 famous quotes about Humpty

Humpty Quotes & Sayings

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Holy fucking Batman there's a panther in my bed. — Tricia Sullivan

Being shoved into the top-40 scene was an unusual experience. It was great I'd become accessible to a huge audience but not terribly fulfilling. — David Bowie

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men Couldn't put Humpty together again — Lewis Carroll

My work life makes much less sense now than 20 years ago. It's Humpty-Dumpty-like in a way; I can't put the pieces back together. — Kiki Smith

The computer actually may have aggravated management's degenerative tendency to focus inward on costs. — Peter Drucker

I've never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don't sit on a wall, if you're an egg. — Ricky Gervais

After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall. — Colin Mochrie

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall with a joint, drinking some eight-ball. — Ice Cube

He looks like a mixture of Humpty-Dumpty and a Cornish elf
very short and broad
and I don't think he's anyone's fool. — John Le Carre

Humpty was Pushed! — Chris Christodoulou

Like Humpty Dumpty. At some point you have to pick up the pieces. Or walk away. Don't look back. Fuck the king's horses. — Lauren Beukes

Like Humpty Dumpty, we can make words mean anything we want them to mean. — Herbert A. Simon

You can't just wipe away your history. — T.J. Klune

The family has a social function and so it should be sustained. — Rocco Buttiglione

I've had some really, really wild fun nights in Vegas. I ended up on stage once with this band, The Digital Underground, doing the Humpty Dance. — Ashton Kutcher

'I beg your pardon?' Alice said with a puzzled air.
'I'm not offended,' said Humpty Dumpty. — Lewis Carroll

Go Daddy is not just a job; it's a way of life. Our employees work hard, and offering great incentives is fun and productive for the company. — Bob Parsons

Oh my son, so poor in doing the right things, so rich in doing the wrong things! What great poverty it is to be so rich! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

We are like Humpty Dumpty and all these king's horses and all these king's men cannot put us back together again — Gale Forman

When I heard Humpty Dumpty I wondered did he fall or was he pushed? — P.D. James

When I make a word do a lot of work like that,' said Humpty Dumpty, 'I always pay it extra. — Lewis Carroll

Selfishness, when it is punished by the world, is mostly punished because it is connected with egotism. — Arthur Helps

Disrespectful words cannot entirely be eaten, ever. Respect is a kind of Humpty Dumpty. All the king's horses can't put it all the way up again. — Charlotte Armstrong

And my seven-year-old world humpty-dumptied, never to be put back together again. — Maya Angelou

When I heard, Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, I thought, Did he fall or was he pushed? — P.D. James

When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, "it means just what I choose it to mean - neither more nor less. — Therese Anne Fowler

Humpty Dumpty was pushed. — Fred Berri

Oh, don't mind Humpty. He's inhaled a hell of a lot of super-glue. — Bill Willingham

I'm Jill Dumpty."
"So your brother was Humpty Dumpty?"
"And he didn't fall off that wall, Mr. Horner. He was pushed. — Neil Gaiman

I like to just work with great directors. — Matt Bomer

If you've written a powerful book about a woman and your publisher then puts a 'feminine' image on the cover, it 'types' the book. — Meg Wolitzer

Humpty had always sat on walls, it was his way. — Jasper Fforde

You never really heard anything about Humpty when he was whole; only that he was broken, irreparable. — T.L. Hines