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My son got me into 'The Mighty Boosh.' I just love that surrealist humour. — David Morrissey

Where death gives you a sense of humour, life gives you a sense of love. — Athan Fletcher

No more creepy online alter egos in the name of love. — Elizabeth Rudnick

The heaviness of loss in her heart hadn't eased, but there was room there for humour, too. — Nalo Hopkinson

I'm like Courtney Love without the drugs, right? Edgy. Full of unspoken feeling.'
'You're a brick when the guy is real and in front of you. — Cath Crowley

Shame on you. Don't tell me you've been married for an hour and you've already got eyes for another woman. — Mordecai Richler

Gentlemen do not carry a cane or a hat? No gloves?"
"Gentleman may still wear them, but I'm afraid the problem is that there aren't many left. — Camilla Isley

I love you all, even those I don't
particularly like. That's you, Beryl. — Derek Landy

I love British voicing and British humour in general. I'm a huge Ricky Gervais fan. — McG

If a gal reaches half an hour before for a date and then calls you saying that she is waiting
Dude! Marry her! What you're thinking? — Subhasis Das

Love is relentless, and so am I ;) — Keisha Keenleyside

Love is like a lost fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit. — Stephen K. Amos

Oh, I love hugging. I wish I was an octopus, so I could hug 10 people at a time! — Drew Barrymore

I violently dislike you,' she said, and then she was gone, slamming the door and leaving a sort of shocked silence behind. — Kate Johnson

I've been fighting to be who I am all my life. What's the point of being who I am, if I can't have the person who was worth all the fighting for? — Stephanie Lennox

Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up. — Marian Keyes

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. — Sacha Guitry

Try me, and you will start LOVING..!! — Nikhil Anubhav Minz

You're going to love him. The two of you share the same fashion sense. — Becca Fitzpatrick

Love is like chickenpox. It's much worse when it comes late. — Neel Burton

Tell me when you want to pick it up again."
"Tell me when Satan starts a snowball fight."
"I'll do that. Lunch? — Kelley Armstrong

Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.
Good things come to those who wait. — Jess C. Scott

I love men. They Taste like Chicken — Jill Conner Browne

No body told you to call your band Salacious Mold, my friend. — Cassandra Clare

Luke diagnosed himself to be in love, and sought no cure for the disease. — Sarah Perry

What can you do for love?
Can you leave a person for love?
Can you leave a country for love?
I think I wouldn't even leave my couch for love — Sanhita Baruah

Shit,' Vina scoffed. 'That boy is every woman's type. I could rent him out to the Mormons so they don't have to electrocute their lesbos anymore. — Aimee Love

What can I say? I'm Irish, I love a good potato. — Sophia Tallon

Love and a good sense of humour strengthen the entire body; remember your cells respond to your input. — Barbara Marciniak

I love inappropriate humour. What else are you going to do? You have to laugh. — Bojana Novakovic

I said alone!"
He nodded in agreement. "Aye, you usually say that, and I still stay. It's our way. — Kresley Cole

The salutory effect of surviving a heart-attack: One felt that nothing mattered beyond kindness, good manners and humour — Hugh Massingberd

A ruby-encrusted orb popped its top and helicopter blades unfolded. Leo was glad Buford the table wasn't here-he would've fallen in love. — Rick Riordan

Linc was so amazed at what he saw and heard, This is sooo cool. I love this place. This looks way better than a day spotting weird people at Walmart. — S.W. Lothian

Love isn't blind ... It just involves a lot of looking the other way — Ben Mitchell

Heartache makes
for good poetry,
heartburn
not so much. — S. Tarr

Nick wanted to meet on campus at Love Library. (That was the actual name; thank you for your donation, Mayor Don Lathrop Love.) — Rainbow Rowell

I love watching people's faces when i say i live with my daughter and Johnny Depp. — Diane Messidoro

There's such a unique humour in Wales that I just love and miss in Los Angeles. — Matthew Rhys

Life is the courier of the universal brilliance. Elysse — Elysse Poetis

I don't see anyone else Nell. All I see, all I want, is you. — Lily Morton

Iron deficiency can lead to a wardrobe full of crumpled clothes — Benny Bellamacina

Viola: I pity you
Olivia: That's a degree to love — William Shakespeare

Do not fall in love ... it means you have to look at someone else. — Sunny-Drunk

Tell me, Lothaire, I want to know. Convince me why I should love you."
"Because any other female would! — Kresley Cole

Divorce is not always a doorway to happiness. The same can be said about marriage. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Thomas groaned at how invisible he'd become. "I love how you guys are just talking about me like i'm not here. — James Dashner

I love the way Lady Gaga finds humour in fashion, but it's still very stylised. — Kim Gordon

Somehow I'd still managed to go all retarded at the sight of some handsome asshole with a nice smile. — C.J. Roberts

I felt like an animal, and animals don't know sin, do they? — Jess C. Scott

Make it dark, make it grim, make it tough, but then, for the love of God, tell a joke. — Joss Whedon

I love Andre 3000 from OutKast. I think we'd complement each other, but I'm hoping he's got a good sense of humour. — Paloma Faith

Dating someone exclusively for four months in New York is like four years in Anchorage. — Zack Love

I do not encourage early morning chirpiness, even in those whom I know and love. It is generally a sign of a sloppy mind, and is not to be encouraged. — Alan Bradley

He had a supernatural grin. — Jane Baskin

The secret to my success is the love & support of a good bar of chocolate — Ray Daley

Being amongst rough lives and confusion does not make you less, it only makes your beauty shine out more clearly. — Sharon Sant

I like men with quick wit, good conversation and a great sense of humour. I love banter. I want a man to like me for me - I want him to be authentic. — Emma Watson

Quote from In Love of Honey, Money....and My Virgin Passport

If you think you've the most wicked sense of humour, try life! — Mita Jain

Love, laugh, live. — Natalia Zurawska

The elder Miss Larkin — Charles Dickens

The secret to my success is the love & support of a good bar of chocolate — Ray Daley

You said cray cray."
"I'd say anything for you. — H.M. Ward

Wretched game, cricket, keeping romantic youths out in the sun when they should be indoors, applying balm to the foreheads of feverish young maidens. — Ruskin Bond

You ask me why I write. You might as well ask me why I breathe. I need oxygen to feed my body and ink to feed my soul. — Bryce Main

Although your marrows look very good, it's not them I'm interested in.. (The Honesty Box) Love Potion — Samantha Bacchus

I love you so much, so much," he mutters. "It's always been you. It always will be. — Lily Morton

Can we just be grateful for beauty & joy, fascination & tolerance, humour & love, nature & grace, and simply release any anger and pains? — Jay Woodman

Smirking, he says, Whatever spell you just tried to cast on me, it didn't work, so I think you need to go back to Hogwarts. — Jenny Han

Beware the ideas of March... just one little letter changes the whole meaning. I love the way worms can do that. — Alan Dapre

I love making observations. That one is a classic example. — Stephen Colbert

Data is your Beta... — Kshitij Bhatia

Life has a sense of humour; it hides its best treasures in unexpected places. — Mensah Oteh

Love may be on the horizon, but beware something wicked this way comes. — Wilkie Martin

Always take a compliment, even if it's not yours — Benny Bellamacina

All I had to say to anyone that doubted our love was, "Eat your knickers!". — Tyne O'Connell

Marry me. You'll learn to love me, I promise. — Robyn Carr

It was as though applied mathematics was my spouse, and pure mathematics was my secret lover. — Edward Frenkel

Meet Logan Jackson, smug, self-entitled, proud, arrogant, trust-fund brat. — Ali Harper

Women in love are pathetic
and I cannot be bothered, for now,
I am back to metaphysics
and my armpits gather hair. — Mie Hansson

Was ever woman in this humour wooed?
Was ever woman in this humour won? — William Shakespeare

I like bread, and I like butter - but I like bread with butter best. — Sarah Weiner

Where I cannot satisfy my reason, I love to humour my fancy. — Thomas Browne

If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them. — Johnny Depp

I love to bring humour into my work. Because comedy is not a huge part of the art world. And big-business film takes itself very seriously. — James Franco

You are the love of my current life — Irene Fantopoulos

If love is an equation,then it is undifined for all values of x. — Themba Alex Khumalo

If people were rain, I was drizzle. She was hurricane. — John Green

I have a naturally camp sensibility and a camp sense of humour. I love the icons that gay people love. — Siobhan Fahey

Good humour was miles behind a second cup of morning tea. It was too early for nonsense. — Zeenat Mahal

The Only place to love a man or fight a man is below the belt — Tyne O'Connell

Oh yes, it's very tragic. Why does everyone always like love stories? What about absence-of-love stories? Aren't they much more common? — Gabrielle Zevin

She nibbles her pencil... She's human! — Charles M. Schulz

I love inappropriate humour. — Bojana Novakovic

A femme fatale and a warrior princess. — Cassandra Clare

He should probably make love to her. — Tara Janzen

(But he could not bring himself to say he loved her; not in so many words.) — Virginia Woolf

Honestly, if you're looking for love and you're not too choosy, hang around a hardware store fingering screws. — Marian Keyes

The course of true love never die run smooth — William Shakespeare

Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana