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The sun doesn't live in England; it comes here on holiday when we're all at work. — Benny Bellamacina

I'm pretty irreverent. There is a lot of need to find humour in life. Although I'd never be as disrespectful to laugh at someone's expense. — Michael Bolton

The world has seen more believers in times of troubles than in peace and joy. — Deepak Rana

Colorful characters are the odd shaped pieces that fill the holes in life's puzzle. — Richard Stephens

Darling, when things go wrong in life, you lift your chin, put on a ravishing smile, mix yourself a little cocktail ... — Sophie Kinsella

Of all the things I expected to find in my lunch, a live snake wasn't one of them. — Peter James West

Being under pressure is great, if it's all in the right place. — Benny Bellamacina

When I am alone in the forest at night-time and jump from one tree to another, I often think that life is so strange. — George Mikes

If you want to leave a big mark in life, make sure you've got a bigger rubber — Benny Bellamacina

People who say you can't do something should be ignored. They're probably talking to themselves. — Eliza Green

Savour life's pleasures in abundance — Ginger Sullivan

If you find yourself cutting corners, go in a circle instead — Benny Bellamacina

I had everything summed up in a nutshell unfortunately I lost the nut. — Benny Bellamacina

I can't decide whether I'm a good girl wrapped up in a bad girl, or if I'm a bad girl wrapped up in a good girl. And that's how I know I'm a woman! — C. JoyBell C.

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If you think you've the most wicked sense of humour, try life! — Mita Jain

She glanced over at the twisted wreckage of the chair - (a nice, Swedish chair that had done nothing in its short life to hurt anyone — Sylvain Reynard

Learn to drive?"
"Never," said Quentin. "My mission in life is to be a passenger. — Diana Wynne Jones

My philosophy in life is to eat, drink and investigate - in that order. — Mel Healy

Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up faster. — Noelle Oxenhandler

It was said that life was cheap in Ankh-Morpork. This was of course, completely wrong. Life was often very expensive; you could get death for free. — Terry Pratchett

Dating someone exclusively for four months in New York is like four years in Anchorage. — Zack Love

Life is a windowless room in the Hotel Bellevue. — Victoria Wood

I had done either too much coke or too little, a constant problem in my life. — James Crumley

Do not fall in love ... it means you have to look at someone else. — Sunny-Drunk

Christmas comes but once a year, starts in August ends in July — Benny Bellamacina

It had to be hammered home quite a bit because I didn't see any humour in my life at all. — Jimmy Carr

Life is a circus: you go in, bow, run around, bow again and leave. — Storm Petersen

I have been told the best things in life are free ~ I found them very expensive. — E.A. Bucchianeri

I am in a cage. I desire to be set free. — Lailah Gifty Akita

This is an essential element of the business of being a man: to flood everyone around you in a great radiant arc of bullshit, — Michael Chabon

Whenever dark things happen in my life, there is always some dark humour. — Ken Bruen

Apparently, faith in life is one thing and faith in literature is another. — Gerald Weaver

Life is like yoga; the only way you can enjoy it is by relaxing into any position you happen to find yourself in. — Jon Wakeham

Once upon a time,
there was a Zen sign
at every small railway crossing in America

Stop. Look. And listen. — Dick Allen

Life has a sense of humour; it hides its best treasures in unexpected places. — Mensah Oteh

In some company it's perfectly all right to prick your finger, but very bad form to finger your prick. — George Carlin

Going down in history is a dead end pursuit — Benny Bellamacina

I've found I can always manage to run for my life. I just need to know which direction to run in. — Jodi Baker

I'm eighteen; I'm a princess; and I'm a virgin. You know what? At this point in my life, I might as well be a unicorn. Happy freaking birthday to me. — Meg Cabot

Here is a story in the worst way. I have no business being anywhere in it. It comes between me and the life I have coming. — Gary Lutz

Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The more ignoble I find life, the more strongly I react by contradiction, in humour and in an outburst of liberty and expansion. — Joan Miro

My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me. — Darynda Jones

Life in a box is better than no life at all, I expect. You'd have a chance at least. You could lie there thinking: Well, at least I'm not dead. — Tom Stoppard

There's only one thing in life more dangerous than a bad idea, and that's a good one. — Greg Curtis

Always dip your toe in the past before stepping into the future — Benny Bellamacina

Laclos thought, how about a one-way ticket to Pennsylvania? You'd enjoy life among the Quakers. Alternatively, how about a nice dip in the Seine? — Hilary Mantel

I don't talk ill about people I don't know," said Bartleby. "I only disparage them in silence and hope they die. — Michelle Franklin

The worst in life, we are told, is compatible with the best in art. So too the worst in life is compatible with the best in humour. — Agnes Repplier

I nurture very good intentions about you. May you die in peace. — Fakeer Ishavardas

Sadly, like many times in life, including winning the lottery, we don't always get what we wish for. — Adele Rose

Your daughter is adorable. I've never seen such an alien duck in my entire life. — Holly Smale

Never in all her life had she imagined that this idolized millinery could look, to those who paid for it, like the decorations of an insane monkey. — Charlotte Perkins Gilman

If u want to work in Corporate, then u should know how to play Chess. — Honeya

In life, more than in anything else, it isn't easy to end up alive. — Roman Payne