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I've fucked you, licked you, bound you, flogged you, and spanked you. Jesus, Lilly, how much more do you want to get to know each other? — Ella Dominguez

Can a person really love someone so deeply after only a week? Hello? Cliche much for insta-love? — Christy Pastore

There's no romance in geometry," Lindsey answered.
"Just you wait. — John Green

Nothing spices up one's sex life like having a partner. — Jacob M. Appel

Ryan, when did you get a girlfriend?" his sister asked.
"She's not my girlfriend, Kaylen," Ryan replied. "Go away. — S. Walden

She looks me dead in the face and says, "The safe word is going to be 'immigration,' because you know I'll stop it. — Kayti McGee

The workings of the male mind are twisted indeed. Winnifred Crane — Kate Noble

Why, oh why was I standing entranced when I should have been releasing my inner she wolf on his arse? — Lilly James

I threw my hand over my mouth and blurted out the first best excuse I could come up with, Morning breath! — Melissa Aragon

I engage in subtle stalking. That's entirely different and perfectly socially acceptable. — Siobhan Davis

He is the biggest asshole on the planet," Jarod says. "And in a planet that's currently drowning in assholes, that's saying a lot. — Siobhan Davis

Don't think you're some kind of snowflake, suit guy. I'm a bitch to everyone. — Magan Vernon

The important thing for any writer to remember is to take the writing seriously, but not the writer. — A.E. Poynor

Believe in something, and let that something be yourself. — Harley Brooks

Tell them I have the headache
no, the plague! I need something nice and contagious. — Lauren Willig

It's a good thing, right, when an author gets turned on by the dirty scenes they write?! — Martha Sweeney

What's the fuckin' difference between leggings and tights? — Rene Webb

Just tell him to keep his hands to himself and his python in his pants. — Evangeline Anderson

When life gives you lemons, find a friend whose life has given them tequila and have a party. — Nefertiti Faraj

Only few moments of love has greater value than entire life — Nitin Yaduvanshi

A true lover never demands a naked girl with him,rather he feels her presence all the time with him — Nitin Yaduvanshi

I've become remarkably good at blocking impossibly bizarre happenings from my consciousness. Denial can be a beautiful thing. — M.A. George

Is that how you get propositioned at the court? 'Mylady, would you be so kind as to allow me to put my manhood in your vagina'? — Erica Dakin

Not planned... Hoped for maybe, but not planned. I'm a guy. I pretty much always think sex might be an option. — Heather Thurmeier

It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people. — F Scott Fitzgerald

He licked up to her ear and whispered, "You taste like summer. Did I ever mention, summer is my favorite season? — Heather Thurmeier

In my family nudity just doesn't exist; I'm pretty sure my parents were both born fully clothed and still shower that way. — Huston Piner

Panty Melter: an exceedingly rare species of man blessed with so many desirable attributes he effortlessly gains access into a girl's panties. — Tracy Brogan

The first sign that Karma was now in cahoots with the Devil Incarnate to ruin her existance should've been before sunrise and pre-coffee. — Kelly Moran

What better time to be kind to a beautiful stranger than when she's weak, and rocking a schnoz like the Godfather? — Leslea Tash

The only thing more difficult than persuading someone else to start having sex with you is persuading yourself to stop. — Jacob M. Appel

Men fight like men. Women fight like unchained demons. — Heather Blanton

Emma was doing something nice for Simon? Hell must be enjoying the snow day. — E.J. Stevens

Great, Alexia thought, I have gone from soul sucker to electrical ground. The epithets just get sweeter and sweeter. — Gail Carriger

Life is full of things that can kill me, you vampire m*****f****r, and you sure as shit can just get in line!
Dr. Adin Tredeger — Z.A. Maxfield

I have never seen so much male hotness in one place in my entire life," Rach rasps. "I fucking love America. — Siobhan Davis

Are you in any pain? (Ariana Skyee)
Only my heart. (Cal Remus) — Siobhan Davis

It says adult prison on the gates, not Hogwarts. Now, get in and say hi to your new housmate. — Dean Cole

He has been mad for you these many months, ever since you prodded him in the nether regions with a hedgehog. — Gail Carriger

Are you sure you have enough sweetener in that? I could offer to conscript the rest of the cubes from the galley for you. — K.L. Tharp