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Humorous Person Quotes & Sayings

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Can a person really love someone so deeply after only a week? Hello? Cliche much for insta-love? — Christy Pastore

Fact: The plastic knife is perfect for when a person just wants to make some marks on his food and get insanely frustrated at the same time. — Demetri Martin

How, I wondered, was one meant to live without killing, when killing sought one out at every turn? The world made its monsters indeed. — Charlotte McConaghy

For every person who rides with a moral high-horse, they also have a dead horse that they haven't fed lying somewhere out of sight. — Zack W. Van

I could be a morning person -- but only if morning started at noon! — Carol Storm

A person never rise by pulling others down. — Lailah Gifty Akita

She had been a teenager once, and she knew that, despite the apparent contradictions, a person's teenage years lasted well into their fifties. — Derek Landy

Looking back, I realize that my life has been a series of incidents where one person has said to another, "Get this asshole outta here!" — George Carlin

The person who thinks dogs can't talk doesn't want to learn a second language. — Mark Winik

Raven: The Reverend Mr Larynx has been called off on duty, to marry or bury (I don't know which) some unfortunate person or persons, at Claydyke: ... — Thomas Love Peacock

It's a terrible person who listens to what we say rather than what we mean — F.D. Lee

Your life is your story, and the adventure ahead of you is the journey to fulfill your own purpose and potential. — Kerry Washington

If a person wants to be atheistic it's his God-given right to be an atheist. — Mike Patton

This isn't where I intended to be. Killing a person has a funny way of getting your life off-track. — Erin Mitchell

When I think of you, and you are not there, I see you in my mind's eye always with a book in your hand. — Cassandra Clare

The unconscious creates, the ego edits. — Stanley Kunitz

The predicament of a person in a restaurant who is unable to determine his or her designated restroom (e.g., turtles and tortoises). — Rich Hall

The part of the envelope that tells a person where to place the stamp when they can't quite figure it out for themselves. — Rich Hall

Never judge a person until you've walked a mile in their busted up shoes and haven't had any money for medication for two weeks. — Lori Lesko

An oldtimer is a person who's had many interesting experiences, some of them true. — Bob Gilluly

Having to wander through a maze of ropes at an airport or bank even when you are the only person in line. — Rich Hall

One of the things I've suggested is that it may be that more 9/11s are necessary. — Ward Churchill

If I ever lose my mind I hope some honest person will find it and take it to Lost and Found. — George Carlin

When reality and your dreams collide, typically it's just your alarm clock going off. — Crystal Woods

Even mistakes can be wonderful — Robin Williams

The only person who worries about my mother is God, and that's only because she wants His job. — Sue Civil-Brown

When you argue with someone, you always argue at the level of the person with the lowest level of intelligence. You never argue up. — Spuds Crawford

A person who combs his hair over his bald spot, hoping no one will notice. — Rich Hall

I'm more of a dog person. But I admire cats and their ability to take so much while giving so little. — Jeri Smith-Ready