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Humorous Guy Quotes By Nick Shamhart: Jesus girls! Wake up! If a guy wants

Jesus girls! Wake up! If a guy wants to drain you of your energy, emotions, and life force he won't sparkle in the sunshine, he'll just marry you. — Nick Shamhart

Humorous Guy Quotes By Ryan Lilly: I'm friends with a guy who is friends

I'm friends with a guy who is friends with a former Playboy model. So I guess you could say I'm 1 degree away from 212 degrees. — Ryan Lilly

Humorous Guy Quotes By Tera Lynn Childs: I might not have superpowers, but I know

I might not have superpowers, but I know how to knee a guy in the nuts. — Tera Lynn Childs

Humorous Guy Quotes By Magan Vernon: Don't think you're some kind of snowflake, suit

Don't think you're some kind of snowflake, suit guy. I'm a bitch to everyone. — Magan Vernon

Humorous Guy Quotes By Cara Lynn Shultz: This guy had more lines than loose-leaf.

This guy had more lines than loose-leaf. — Cara Lynn Shultz

Humorous Guy Quotes By Kresley Cole: What about the old standby of kicking a

What about the old standby of kicking a guy in the groin?"
"Try to."
Love to ... — Kresley Cole

Humorous Guy Quotes By Russell Beland: Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew

Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man". — Russell Beland

Humorous Guy Quotes By Diane Kelly: Daddy had a strict rule about firearms. Anything

Daddy had a strict rule about firearms. Anything we killed we had to eat. No amount of barbecue sauce would make a hairy guy like you palatable. — Diane Kelly

Humorous Guy Quotes By Demetri Martin: No one ever thinks about the guy who

No one ever thinks about the guy who was raised by the guy who was raised by wolves. — Demetri Martin

Humorous Guy Quotes By Tim Heidecker: My dad is a very quick-witted, sarcastic, dry,

My dad is a very quick-witted, sarcastic, dry, humorous guy, whereas my mom's very silly, and that side of the family is very musical. — Tim Heidecker

Humorous Guy Quotes By Heather Thurmeier: Not planned... Hoped for maybe, but not planned.

Not planned... Hoped for maybe, but not planned. I'm a guy. I pretty much always think sex might be an option. — Heather Thurmeier

Humorous Guy Quotes By Stanley Victor Paskavich: I was out of salt so I threw

I was out of salt so I threw pepper over my left shoulder for luck and the poor guy behind me almost sneezed himself to death. — Stanley Victor Paskavich

Humorous Guy Quotes By Melissa A. Craven: Where's the guy who gave me Twinkies and

Where's the guy who gave me Twinkies and Coke? — Melissa A. Craven

Humorous Guy Quotes By James Morrison: Kind of a bummer, getting your butt kicked

Kind of a bummer, getting your butt kicked by a dead guy. — James Morrison

Humorous Guy Quotes By Mitty Walters: Orange is the New Black is a really

Orange is the New Black is a really boring porn. — Mitty Walters