Humorous God Quotes
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One cannot live on cock alone," Etienne called out as he left the stable. "God knows I've tried!
— Rosemary O'Malley
Thank God it wasn't beef jerky, or I might've ended up dead." "The President's Neighbor" a comedy script by Brett Bacon. — Brett Bacon
I worried about playing God (in the movie Oh God). We're about the same age, but we grew up in different neighborhoods.
— George Burns
Every man is as God made him, ay, and often worse.
— Miguel De Cervantes
I am (thank God!) constitutionally superior to reason.
— Wilkie Collins
My toes are a total wreck, my fingernails worse, and god knows my hair could use a registered nurse.
— Jack Bunbury
To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German.
— Emperor Charles V
... With a slight miscalculated leap cleared to the iron picket fence. Put the fear of God into me, picket fences and balls don't mix.
— J.P. Donleavy
But as his father used to say when he had a few drinks taken, you couldn't expect bloody miracles when you were talking about God.
— Joseph O'Connor
I never thought of God as humorous," said Father Stone. "The Creator of the platypus, the camel, the ostrich, and man? Oh, come now!
— Ray Bradbury
I wonder if to stare into the face of God will drive me crazy. (I wonder who would blink first.)
— Tim Allen
A great mission by a great woman.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
When I was young, I believed God was a woman because I couldn't come up with any other explanation as to why the universe was so tidy.
— Matshona Dhliwayo
If god is dead, who's going to fix this mess?
— Satoshi Kon
The chicken came first - God would look silly sitting on an egg.
— Abraham Maslow
I like to think I'm helping them by hating them. I'm reminding them that they aren't God's gift to humankind.
— Veronica Roth
God doesn't send atheists to Hell there's no room with all the Christians down there. — Quentin R. Bufogle
I may not be perfect, but God knows I'm trying ... and God knowing should count for something.
— Karen E. Quinones Miller
I'm dating myself, but this was before Jesus Christ. We worshiped a God named Sashatiba, who had five eyes, including one on the Adam's apple.
— David Sedaris
The mole rat is the only rodent born without a fur coat. With a good lawyer, someone would pay for that little oversight.
— Erma Bombeck
The only person who worries about my mother is God, and that's only because she wants His job.
— Sue Civil-Brown
I've always figured that if God wanted us to go to church a lot He'd have given us bigger behinds to sit on and smaller heads to think with.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Well," he said. "I hope to God I never make forty I wouldn't know what to do with myself. — Hunter S. Thompson
Israelis keep teaching you your own business. God knows everything but the Israelis know everything better.
— George Mikes
God made him, and therefore let him pass for a man.
— William Shakespeare
It's a humorous statement that doesn't mean anything. You can't lie to God - it's ridiculous.
— Jimmy Swaggart
Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man.
— Rita Rudner