Humorous Christmas Quotes
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Humorous Christmas Quotes & Sayings
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They move about listlessly and apparently without much purpose; they might just as well be lunatics.
— Henry Miller
Like Mary Shelley's Frankenstein, resurrection by human power rather than divine spirit always produces a monstrosity. If
— Robert P. Jones
He spent long hours meditating on the wisdom of loving living things which invariably ended up dead.
— Rohinton Mistry
All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember it.
— Carroll Bryant
Ah, but you must have a Christmas uncomplicated by murder.
— Agatha Christie
Fifteen seconds. That's all it takes to completely change everything about a person. Fifteen
— Colleen Hoover
It's one thing to give out excellent advice, but quite another to personally swallow it.
— Richelle E. Goodrich
And in that moment, if only for that moment, we were right where we were supposed to be.
— Sarah Dessen
She could only hope they could read the depth of sorrow in her face, to recognize that it was true, and not fleeting.
— Markus Zusak
What's in that pipe that he's smoking?
— Arlo Guthrie
I rarely venture out of my cave.
— Jackson Creed
You better fucking tell us where your little buddies are, or I am going to kick your uterus out, you fucking cunt.
— Brian Michael Bendis
Negativity could be frighteningly contagious.
— Mary Balogh
Understanding the value of a security and whether it's trading above or below that value is the difference between investing and speculating.
— Coreen T. Sol
Knowledge is Power, and it's very lightweight.
— Cody Lundin