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How Low am I, thou painted Maypole? Speak:How Low am I? I am not yet so Low
But that my Nails can reach unto thine Eyes — William Shakespeare
But I've bought a big bat.I'm all ready, you see.
Now my troubles are going
To have trouble with me! — Dr. Seuss
Cheer Up the worst is yet to come!
— Barbara Johnson
Politicians are a lot like diapers. They should be changed frequently, and for the same reasons.
— Benjamin Franklin
It only takes 24 hours for our tomorrow to become our yesterday.
— Abhishek Garg
After all, if I started confiding my innermost problems to someone, I'd have to do something about them. And I'm not ready for that yet.
— Kathleen Tessaro
A person who Sleeps more, Slips More.
— Lalit Sharma
We've come here to totally individualize, and yet, we're totally connected to everyone else. How does that work?
— Art Hochberg
Look. The world is full of liars, and it's time someone admitted it, shed a light on it, and lightened up about it.
— Lauren Handel Zander
People who leave their drugs in a bathroom the guests use are just asking for trouble.
— Stephen King
Who is playing this part anyway? That's right, play it any way you want. That's the way to play it.
— Art Hochberg
When I die I hope it may be said:'Her suffering was black, but her books were read'. — Shannon L. Alder
Yeah, Mel! If she shoves you again, smack her in the face!" bellowed Mika.Kira glared at Mika.
"I mean, beat her in the race! — Katie Mattie
The little you have is the bestyou need to survive
. — Victor Adeagbo
No one ever excused his way to success.
— Dave Del Dotto
If you don't do crazy things when you're twenty, then you do them when you're sixty and then, it looks pathetic.
— Tionne Rogers
Limit your day to what you feel comfortable with doing - put the rest on the shelf - for further consideration down the line.
— Art Hochberg
My queendom for a coffee!
— Chris Lange
I am yet to meet the idiot at whose door success arrived as a direct result of his refusal to invest in the enterprise that made him rich.
— Jonathan Wutawunashe
Gwynned lies two days westwards; still further south, the weregeld calls. Mayhap with All-Father Woden's favour, my deeds may yet inspire the skalds.
— George Gordon Byron
Maybe part of find what you wanted was recognizing what you didn't want. Maybe there was hope for me yet.
— Claire Cook
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Just. Plain. [Fu*king.] Grilled. Swordfish.
— Howard Schultz
Theology, philosophy, metaphysics, and quantum physics are merely ways for God to have his smart people believe in him
— Jeremy Aldana
Women in love are patheticand I cannot be bothered, for now,
I am back to metaphysics
and my armpits gather hair. — Mie Hansson
Clarity and focus doesn't always come from God or inspirational quotes. Usually, it takes your mother to slap the reality back into you.
— Shannon L. Alder
The Standard Pace is for chumps.
— Timothy Ferriss
Life is an adventure! So live it up!
— L.M. Preston
No Matter what you're, Matter is ; What you do.
— Harishankar Kaushik
The man who doesn't read good books has no advantage over the fellow who can't read a line.
— Mark Twain
Women; the supreme masters of the bait and switch.D'Artagnan Bloodhawke — D'Artagnan Bloodhawke
Yeah, well, it's been a super fun week. And by 'super fun' I mean 'horrible and endless'.
— MaryJanice Davidson
Laughter is carbonated holiness.
— Anne Lamott
