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How Low am I, thou painted Maypole? Speak:
How Low am I? I am not yet so Low
But that my Nails can reach unto thine Eyes — William Shakespeare

But I've bought a big bat.
I'm all ready, you see.
Now my troubles are going
To have trouble with me! — Dr. Seuss

Cheer Up the worst is yet to come! — Barbara Johnson

He said he didn't want to brave yet, and I simply replied with being brave isn't an option in this world. — Shuno

Love is the canvas covering the furniture that you've become a part of — Josh Stern

Politicians are a lot like diapers. They should be changed frequently, and for the same reasons. — Benjamin Franklin

Every rule has an exception, and it's usually remedial — Josh Stern

It only takes 24 hours for our tomorrow to become our yesterday. — Abhishek Garg

After all, if I started confiding my innermost problems to someone, I'd have to do something about them. And I'm not ready for that yet. — Kathleen Tessaro

Words--Midnight coined and daily spent. . .writer of the dream.
--Jim Ross Author, Rays: Wherever They Touch — Jim Ross

A person who Sleeps more, Slips More. — Lalit Sharma

Laughter is the hand of God on the shoulder of a troubled world. — Grady Nutt

We've come here to totally individualize, and yet, we're totally connected to everyone else. How does that work? — Art Hochberg

Look. The world is full of liars, and it's time someone admitted it, shed a light on it, and lightened up about it. — Lauren Handel Zander

Your mind is just like a parachute ! if you don't open it, it won't work ! — Tom Evans

People who leave their drugs in a bathroom the guests use are just asking for trouble. — Stephen King

Who is playing this part anyway? That's right, play it any way you want. That's the way to play it. — Art Hochberg

When I die I hope it may be said:
'Her suffering was black, but her books were read'. — Shannon L. Alder

Yeah, Mel! If she shoves you again, smack her in the face!" bellowed Mika.
Kira glared at Mika.
"I mean, beat her in the race! — Katie Mattie

The little you have is the best
you need to survive
. — Victor Adeagbo

No one ever excused his way to success. — Dave Del Dotto

If you don't do crazy things when you're twenty, then you do them when you're sixty and then, it looks pathetic. — Tionne Rogers

Limit your day to what you feel comfortable with doing - put the rest on the shelf - for further consideration down the line. — Art Hochberg

Karma is quite a resilient fellow. No matter what ... he'll come back time after time and bite you right back in your assets!
Timothy Pina — Timothy Pina

Give me chastity and constancy, but not yet." St. Augustine. "Amen" Odette — Marie Clair

My queendom for a coffee! — Chris Lange

I am yet to meet the idiot at whose door success arrived as a direct result of his refusal to invest in the enterprise that made him rich. — Jonathan Wutawunashe

Gwynned lies two days westwards; still further south, the weregeld calls. Mayhap with All-Father Woden's favour, my deeds may yet inspire the skalds. — George Gordon Byron

Maybe part of find what you wanted was recognizing what you didn't want. Maybe there was hope for me yet. — Claire Cook

No matter what happens, just read a book if you want read a book. — Anonymous

Just. Plain. [Fu*king.] Grilled. Swordfish. — Howard Schultz

There are few sources of energy so powerful as a procrastinating college student. — Paul Graham

humor is a spiritual journey to see the world in a unique, amusing way. — Ed Toolis

I am always in a state of Eunoia.

And I'm not in it just for the vowels. — Mark Bradford

Give to the world the best you have and the best will come back to you. — Myrna Ericksen

You play with your toys and your money and all your fine things, and you forget. You forget and that's why you're happy. — Anne Rice

Theology, philosophy, metaphysics, and quantum physics are merely ways for God to have his smart people believe in him — Jeremy Aldana

Women in love are pathetic
and I cannot be bothered, for now,
I am back to metaphysics
and my armpits gather hair. — Mie Hansson

Clarity and focus doesn't always come from God or inspirational quotes. Usually, it takes your mother to slap the reality back into you. — Shannon L. Alder

The Standard Pace is for chumps. — Timothy Ferriss

Life is an adventure! So live it up! — L.M. Preston

I keep dying and hoping you notice me. But you're too busy living. — F.K. Preston

Don't play the reels of your life backwards - play them forward. — Art Hochberg

No Matter what you're, Matter is ; What you do. — Harishankar Kaushik

The man who doesn't read good books has no advantage over the fellow who can't read a line. — Mark Twain

Women; the supreme masters of the bait and switch.
D'Artagnan Bloodhawke — D'Artagnan Bloodhawke

Yeah, well, it's been a super fun week. And by 'super fun' I mean 'horrible and endless'. — MaryJanice Davidson

Life is like the stock market. Some days you're up. Some days you're down. And some days you feel like something the bull left behind. — Paula Wall

Laughter is carbonated holiness. — Anne Lamott

What are you doing?"
"Playing house" said Felix
"Do you want to come and pour the tea?"
Ella's not stupid. "You are not. — Sally Nicholls