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My old man taught me to never trust anything that bleeds for three days and doesn't die. — Tommy Tran

Good acting is thinking in front of the camera. I just do that and apply a sense of humor to it. You have to trust the audience to get it. — Charles Grodin

Helen likes Brussels sprouts. How can anyone trust her opinion? — Lisa Kleypas

I'll not listen to reason ... reason always means what someone else has got to say. — Elizabeth Gaskell

Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent? — Steven Wright

Trust me, I've wanted to punch you in the face a time or five. — Mariana Zapata

I let out a battle cry. Sure, a lot of people might have mistaken it for a sudden yelp of unmanly fear, but trust me. It was a battle cry. — Jim Butcher

Never trust a man with short legs. His brains are too near his bottom. — Noel Coward

What is the world coming to, when you can't even trust a rogue vicar and her demon lover? — Simon R. Green

She'd been trained as a child no to trust anyone, but he'd just saved her life, and she was freezing. He could be a yeti for all she cared. — Krystal Shannan

It's not that I don't trust you, Dunstable, it's simply that I don't trust you. — P.G. Wodehouse

I don't trust anyone who doesn't laugh. — Maya Angelou

You can't trust just any old person who comes along with a hundred puffins and a pretty face! — Catherynne M Valente

We trust, sir, that God is on our side. It is more important to know that we are on God's side. — Abraham Lincoln

I don't trust nobody that don't have my name tattooed on her ass, and then it's iffy. — Lois Greiman

In God we trust, all others pay cash. — Margaret Atwood

Trust her; we girls are two sheets short of psycho when it comes to our special little time. — Sandi Lynn

Don't trust the heart, it wants your blood. — Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

The binders, the charts, the grids may seem formidable, but the meetings themselves are built around informality, trust, emotion and humor. — Jack Welch

It's hard to trust our own decisions, but we have no options. We have to do that in order to be all right with ourselves. — Art Hochberg

You can never fully trust the validity of quotes on the internet. — Abraham Lincoln

Never trust a woman hoarding a half-eaten bag of M&M's. — K.D. Harp

Go naked. Trust me, if you don't have a thing to wear, that's the obvious choice. — Dave Freer

Happiness is gentleness, peace, concentration, simplicity, forgiveness, humor, fearlessness, trust, and now. — Hugh Prather

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. — W.C. Fields

NEVER TRUST a blanket statement. They're all false. — Peter Wisan

She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names. That's life. That's love. That's fiscally irresponsible. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

No, no. I trust your judgement. Implicitly. You're just wrong. — Hy Conrad

It's a well-known fact. All women are clinically insane, but especially ballet dancers. Psycho. extremely psycho. Trust me. — Marisa De Los Santos

Trust me, Wilbur. People are very gullible. They'll believe anything they see in print. — E.B. White

Don't ever trust men with good intentions. They'll always disappoint you.
Leo — Lisa Kleypas

An atmosphere of trust, love, and humor can nourish extraordinary human capacity. One key is authenticity: parents acting as people, not as roles. — Marilyn Ferguson

I don't trust people with empty-stomach breath to tell me what taste is. — Tracie Egan

I am not sure I trust you."
"You can trust me with your life, My King."
"But not with my wine, obviously. Give it back. — Megan Whalen Turner

Forget art. Put your trust in ice cream. — Charles Baxter

I'm with the federal government, Drummond, Trust me is another way of saying I'm lying. — Brian Haig

When are you going to trust me Max?" asked Fang.
"When I go completely bonkers," I laughed. — James Patterson

Kids, don't trust any radical under twenty-five. His cock tends to get in the way of his political vision — Juan Antonio Butler

I'm not friends with Adam. Trust me, that man is as useful as a tape worm and as appealing as a raging case of syphilis. — Ella Dominguez

We don't want you along," Vin said. "We don't trust you - and we don't like you. — Brandon Sanderson

You need to have faith and trust, Moira."
"And a little bit of pixie dust? — Allison Brennan

Trust is not hoping your partner will love you; it is KNOWING that they DO. — Julieanne O'Connor

Trust me-that toilet and me were best friends for the first few days I was here. — Alexander Gordon Smith

Don't ever trust anyone who's writing a book. They make up lies for a living. — Rosemary Clement-Moore

You can't believe everything people tell you - not even if those people are your own brain. — Jefferson Smith

Leo," Hazel gasped, "I can't - my arms - "
"Hazel," he said. "Do you trust me?"
"No!"
"Me neither," Leo admitted. — Rick Riordan

Never trust your colleagues. Work politics are founded by them. — Adhish Mazumder

If you don't trust anyone, they can't let you down. — Simon R. Green

Fuck you . . . you fucking body-dysmorphia porn-addict trust-fund-baby compulsive-masturbation motherfucker. — Warren Ellis

Sorry, Roy, I just don't trust you enough to believe that you lied. — Rich Burlew

A dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. — Johnny Depp

Never trust a theologian who doesn't have a sense of humor. — D. Elton Trueblood

Never trust a German to get a sauce right. Their solution to everything is just add more butter. — Kate Quinn

Just because all the rats are gone doesn't mean I trust the rattlesnake that got rid of them. — John Steiner

There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers. — Chelsea Handler

Never trust a man with a penis. — Darynda Jones

Trust is dangerous. — Pittacus Lore

My mother always advised me not to trust a dead person. — Jayde Scott

Trust everybody, but always cut the cards. — Finley Peter Dunne

I'm very busy."
"The sign on the door said closed."
Finbar shook his head. "Never trust a door; they'll always lie to you. — Derek Landy

I didn't exactly relish the idea of getting a tattoo, trust me. It was right up there with blue hair. — Rachel Hawkins

I trust that age doth not wither nor custom stale my infinite variety. — Arthur Conan Doyle

There is a rule in Hell: Don't trust anyone who takes time out of their day to help you. — Heather Heffner

This is why I have trust issues.
-A girl realizing her shampoo will never make her look like the model in the advertisement — Julie Johnson

Never trust a woman who gives funny names to means of transport. — Terry Pratchett

There was something about Mikie that made me want to trust him. It might have been the Centanario Anejo. — Nadja Baer

I see some people with glasses here, I trust people with glasses, don't you? But if you're wearing your glasses like this ... "Get away from 'em!" — Jim Gaffigan

Trust me,' he says with a touch of impatience.
'Stop asking me to do that,' I say, equally as impatiently. — Sarah Alderson