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The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
— Mark Twain
Death, taxes and childbirth! There's never any convenient time for any of them.
— Margaret Mitchell
He's spending a year dead for tax reasons.
— Douglas Adams
Never thought I'd see the day when Death was denied. That leaves taxes as the only certainty.
— Piers Anthony
He was getting to the point that he didn't understand why tax attorneys didn't just kill themselves.
— Orson Scott Card
I believe in 'Positives' not Negatives the only thing about Alcohol I'm Powerless over is those Damn Taxes
— Stanley Victor Paskavich
More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems, back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.
— Robert Orben
Death and taxes are the only two certainties in life, as Mark Twain once said. Or was it Benjamin Franklin?
— Stephen Leather