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How does gravity work? And if it were to cease suddenly, would certain restaurants still require a jacket?
— Woody Allen
When you make things too easy on someone, you're giving them a discount on your worth; and this causes them to regard you as inferior.
— K.M.Docherty
If you want to save your child from polio, you can pray or you can inoculate ... Choose science.
— Carl Sagan
Don't let 'em see they killed you!
— Henry V. O'Neil
People blame science. Shit, man, people shouldn't blame science. People should blame people.
— Mira Grant
Are you just a car salesman or are you a poet too?" "I've never been accused of poetry before.
— Robert Charles Wilson
I'm more of a science-fizz-bam-boom-poof girl than an artsy-fartsy type.
— Angela Cervantes
The brain, as busy as it can be, is actually very lazy...It sees what it expects to see
— James R. Doty
You can give me detention. Oh, wait, that's right ... you aren't the boss of me. So I guess you can just bite me. -Dean
— Jeff Mariotte
When the mind is free, magic happens.
— C.G. Rousing
It is harder to crack prejudice than an atom.
— Albert Einstein
Just like the cosmonauts and their pee plants, all we have is each other.
— Arthur C. Clarke
Reply when questioned on the safety of the polio vaccine he developed:It is safe, and you can't get safer than safe. — Jonas Salk
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
— Douglas Adams
In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
— Bill Watterson
Nothing in the universe can travel at the speed of light, they say, forgetful of the shadow's speed.
— Howard Nemerov
We have to destroy the radioactive brain of Madame Curie.
— A. Lee Martinez
With great power comes great dissipation.
— Timothy Poston
At the heart of quantum mechanics is a rule that sometimes governs politicians or CEOs - as long as no one is watching, anything goes.
— Lawrence M. Krauss
A teleporting cat! Is she yours?" Dr. Daniel McCleod. "Suki
— Ellen Dawn Benefield
Why do humans never do as they're told? Someone should replace you all with robots. No, on second though, they shouldn't, bad idea.
— Jonathan Morris
As we all know, blinking lights means science.
— Joss Whedon
Is this neuro-bot really supposed to be her, this creature, this thing, compiled of the ghosts of human data, the replicas of their past?
— Bremer Acosta
Hindsight isn't a super power.
— SE Zbasnik
I believe in evolution in the sense that a short-tempered man is the successor of a crybaby.
— Criss Jami
I remembered when it goes felt before. Laid to tell were almost give up. Love cares upon reach momentum reading. — Jonathan Guarino
If you're going to make a science fiction movie, then have a hover craft chase, for God's sake.
— Joss Whedon
Science seeks the right answer, humor the right wrong answer.
— Brian Spellman
"Sarge, mr. Nurd here is threatening to turn me to jelly.""really?" said Sarge. "what flavor? — John Connolly
Nothing helps your partner keep his mind on Jesus more than having a sign of His love tanned on your primary erogenous zones.
— Scott B. Pruden
WATNEY: Look! A pair of boobs! - (.Y.).
— Andy Weir
In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
— Terry Pratchett
Space: the gaping hole between land and other land.
— SE Zbasnik
You know what, Michael? I think this is the beginning of a beautiful relationship of loathing.
— Meinos Kaen
It is quite futile to argue that man is small compared to the cosmos; for man was always small compared to the nearest tree.
— G.K. Chesterton
Science is a satisfactory curiosity.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
One day, scientists will overtake LIGHT and crash into the DARKNESS.
— Paul McDermott
The scientist believes in proof without certainty, the bigot in certainty without proof.
— Ashley Montagu
No old Men (excepting Dr. Wallis) love Mathematicks.
— Isaac Newton
The red tongues that went licking up my heap of wood were an altogether new and strange thing to Weena.
— H.G.Wells
Meteorites don't fall on the Earth. They fall on the Sun and the Earth gets in the way. - John W. Campbell
— Arthur C. Clarke
Please don't die.
— Randy Pausch
It would be either a very skilled or very unwise man to steal from an assassin." - Taliesin
— Sabrina Zbasnik
I have done so much medical and scientific research Crashing Life I am thinking about putting PhD behind my name or maybe B.S.
— Juanita Ray
As a rule of thumb, it was always safer if the Commander-in-Chief formulated a risky plan.
— Rowena Cherry
Nice dress," Victoria said."Thank you," Perpetua said. "Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?"
Victoria blinked. "Uh, what? — Benjamin R. Smith
I had aimed at Mars and was about to hit Venus; unquestionably the all-time cosmic record for poor shots.
— Edgar Rice Burroughs
Life is better with a partner.
— Melissa Mae Palmer
Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.
— Terry Pratchett
I'm sure the universe is full of intelligent life. It's just been too intelligent to come here.
— Arthur C. Clarke
Never let other people bring you down let Jesus be the one who brings you down, because he knows what he is doing
— Skye Daphne
Don't blame you, said Marvin and counted five hundred and ninety-seven thousand million sheep before falling asleep again a second later.
— Douglas Adams
If you've done 6 impossible things this morning, why not round it off with breakfast at Milliways, the Restaurant at the End of the Universe?
— Douglas Adams
You can't understand Twenty-first-Century Politics with an Eighteenth-Century Brain.
— George Lakoff
A stitch in time saves uncontrollable blood loss
— Simon Haynes
Science teachers and the mentally ill, that's all Jazz is for.
— Noel Fielding
A present is not the source of buying someone's love but its a source of showing how much u love and apriciate that particular person
— Ralph Ramovha
But, I tell myself, Weight is just an artifact of gravity. If this were a jazz club on the moon, I would weigh less.
— Weike Wang
Mathematics education is much more complicated than you expected, even though you expected it to be more complicated than you expected.
— Edward Griffith Begle
Life is and will ever remain an equation incapable of solution, but it contains certain known factors.
— Nikola Tesla
Poor minds , its a Poverty nation.
— Rudzani Ralph
Think think think until you blink
— Ganeshsaidheeraj
How did you find me?""You were lying in the grass a metre away from me. It wasn't rocket science. — Maggie Stiefvater
Whenever man comes up with a better mousetrap, nature immediately comes up with a better mouse.
— James D. Carswell
live longer, stay younger, grow far happier
— Robin S. Sharma
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
— Douglas Adams
I am a man of science, not someone's snuggle-bunny!
— Chuck Lorre
There are no things man was not meant to know. There are, perhaps, things man is too dumb to figure out, but that's a different problem.
— Michael Kurland
Gwynned lies two days westwards; still further south, the weregeld calls. Mayhap with All-Father Woden's favour, my deeds may yet inspire the skalds.
— George Gordon Byron
Pull down your pants! I've heard about nigger-cocks my whole life but never seen one!
— Stephen King
Yes, you are a battery.
— Benjamin H. Bratton
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[In the Universe it may be that] Primitive life is very common and intelligent life is fairly rare. Some would say it has yet to occur on Earth.
— Stephen Hawking
If the weight comes from bacon you can so deduct it off the scale total to get your true weight. #science
— Michelle M. Pillow
The theist and the scientist are rival interpreters of nature, the one retreats as the other advances.
— Joseph McCabe
The scientific method is nothing more than a system of rules to keep us from lying to each other.
— Ken Norris
Ask Gandhi, and eye for an eye makes us both blind ... ask an engineer, and the numbers don't lie - the first to strike wins.
— Steven Ivy Attorney Entrepreneur
Don't need a degree in rocket science to do this job.
— Alexander Gordon Smith
