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Nowhere have I ever heard of Satan taking the form of an avuncular hippie. No doubt he could. It just seems inefficient. — Nick Harkaway

There is a sort of mental treason
That smothers dreams outside of reason — Mike Corbett

Autumn glows upon us like a splendid evening; it is the very sunset of the year ... — Mary Russell Mitford

The only person I compete with is Satan. If that happens to be you, then could you please move out of the way? You're standing in Christ's spot. — Shannon L. Alder

Rivera rubbed his temples. "Satan told you to do it?" he said wearily.
"No."
"Elvis?"
"I told you, it's supernatural. — Christopher Moore

Celery as celery was bad. Celery fried was the work of Satan. — Kristen Ashley

I knew dating the son of Satan would turn out badly — Darynda Jones

He's more how Satan would look if he needed to seduce you into drowning a baby. — Eve Dangerfield

Our bodies are always exposed to Satan. The maladies I suffer are not natural, but Devil's spells. — Martin Luther

Satan rejected my soul; as low as he goes,
he never quite goes this low. — Morrissey

Who the hell is that?!
Some call her Satan. Others, Beelzebub. She goes by many names. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips

It would be interesting to find out what goes on in that moment when someone looks at you and draws all sorts of conclusions. — Malcolm Gladwell

My grandfather's death was really hard to deal with. — Casey Eastham

Still nothing," Raven answered "This is shitty. We are going to have to invest in heat sensors. These motion detectors blow Satan's left nut. — Gabrielle Evans

I tend to think of all the songs the same - I give them all kind of equal rights. — Jules Shear

I've won Satan's lottery. — Christopher Moore

Anyone without a sense of humor is too pretentious to be a good magician. — Anton Szandor LaVey

One day Satan himself visits, along with his great-grandmother - who is, not surprisingly, a total fucking bitch. — David Rakoff

Positive emotions are not trivial luxuries, but instead might be critical necessities for optimal functioning. — Barbara Fredrickson

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? — Mark Twain

Anything that doesn't make sense, I don't want to give too much of my brain to. — Steve McQueen

I'm rubber and you're glue," I told Satan, " and everything that bounces of me sticks to you. — MaryJanice Davidson

Sometimes with a flutter of agitated worry that felt like a beetle was trapped inside my ribs. p. 90 — Diane Ackerman

Everything will turn out right, the world is built on that. — Mikhail Bulgakov

Where no visible fruit can be found, there you may be sure is no conversion. — J.C. Ryle

What's amazing is that she was possessed by Satan for almost a year and nobody noticed anything unusual! — MaryJanice Davidson

Satan was crouched in the corner of his office, playing a gameboy, 'Die alien scum' he was saying feverishly.. — Eoin Colfer

Madness ends sometimes. The Gods decree it, not man. — Bernard Cornwell

What a good artist understands is that nothing comes from nowhere. All creative work builds on what came before. Nothing is completely original. — Austin Kleon

I keep attacking the villains, the know-nothings, the people who want to take our freedoms away. — Al Goldstein

He didn't care if I hated him, only that I did as I was told. — Sheri Webber

Your precocity delighted everyone who met you even when you were behaving like a limb of Satan. — Mary Jo Putney