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What are the three most important rules of the chemist?"
This I knew from Ben. "Label clearly. Measure twice. Eat elsewhere. — Patrick Rothfuss

Knowledge empowers people. If people know the rules, and are sensitized by art, humor, and creativity, they are much more likely to accept change. — Antanas Mockus

Ranger plays by his own set of rules, and I don't have a complete copy. — Janet Evanovich

He who rules must fully humor as much as he commands. — George Eliot

The irony of rule followers is they often quote a lot of people that do not follow as many rules as they do. — Shannon L. Alder

I'm the first to admit that I don't write right. Now, relax and enjoy the show! The sideshow, that is. — Lori R. Lopez

All lines are gray in the dark. — Nenia Campbell

There are two rules for sucess:
1. Never tell everything you know. — Roger H. Lincoln

I have three rules to live by: Get your work done. If that doesn't work, shut up and drink your gin, and when all else fails, run like hell. — Ray Bradbury

NO PDA,school rules. And besides she's my partner dickhead. said Alex. — Simone Elkeles

No point making rules against things that are impossible. — G. Norman Lippert

Kids are like pissing cats or burrowing moles, marking off land within land, each section with its own rules, beliefs, laws of engagement. — Zadie Smith

Whatever, I make my own rules! — Kelly Oram

Never sleep with a lady only once, especially in the case of an older lady.
-'Rhett — Rowena Cherry

Rules and school are tools for fools! I don't give two mules for rules. — Trenton Lee Stewart

Eschew surplusage. — Mark Twain

As the Dark Lord spoke when he saw the Archangel Michael descending upon him: We are in some serious shit. — C.T. Phipps

I see the beginning, I see the end. And in the middle I just hope I don't fall on my ass to much — Shehanne Moore

New rules. If you are smart enough to live, you won't hit Charles's mate in front of his father. — Patricia Briggs

What? You mean this crap shack isn't part of the Four Seasons. Shocking. — Ashley Elston

I hate when I break my own rules. What's the point of me being rational if I flail around like a clown? — Jesse Ball

The scientific method is nothing more than a system of rules to keep us from lying to each other. — Ken Norris

Apparently you don't have to observe the Rules of Etiquette when reuniting with a muderous spouse. — Jennifer Rardin

ALL GLORY TO THE SCIENCE RULES OF SCIENCE! — Seanan McGuire

So I need to lay down some ground rules."
"Rules for the use of the ground?" He's gazing out the window. "Am I still allowed to step on it? — Eva Morgan

When the lower half rules, the upper half suffers. — George Sorbane

Learn rules carefully so you can break them properly — Anonymous

I don't make the rules, I just make it up. — L. Davyd Pollack

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. — Joseph Campbell