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Humor Rules Quotes By Patrick Rothfuss: What are the three most important rules of

What are the three most important rules of the chemist?"
This I knew from Ben. "Label clearly. Measure twice. Eat elsewhere. — Patrick Rothfuss

Humor Rules Quotes By Antanas Mockus: Knowledge empowers people. If people know the rules,

Knowledge empowers people. If people know the rules, and are sensitized by art, humor, and creativity, they are much more likely to accept change. — Antanas Mockus

Humor Rules Quotes By Janet Evanovich: Ranger plays by his own set of rules,

Ranger plays by his own set of rules, and I don't have a complete copy. — Janet Evanovich

Humor Rules Quotes By George Eliot: He who rules must fully humor as much

He who rules must fully humor as much as he commands. — George Eliot

Humor Rules Quotes By Shannon L. Alder: The irony of rule followers is they often

The irony of rule followers is they often quote a lot of people that do not follow as many rules as they do. — Shannon L. Alder

Humor Rules Quotes By Lori R. Lopez: I'm the first to admit that I don't

I'm the first to admit that I don't write right. Now, relax and enjoy the show! The sideshow, that is. — Lori R. Lopez

Humor Rules Quotes By Nenia Campbell: All lines are gray in the dark.

All lines are gray in the dark. — Nenia Campbell

Humor Rules Quotes By Roger H. Lincoln: There are two rules for sucess:1. Never tell

There are two rules for sucess:
1. Never tell everything you know. — Roger H. Lincoln

Humor Rules Quotes By Ray Bradbury: I have three rules to live by: Get

I have three rules to live by: Get your work done. If that doesn't work, shut up and drink your gin, and when all else fails, run like hell. — Ray Bradbury

Humor Rules Quotes By Simone Elkeles: NO PDA,school rules. And besides she's my partner

NO PDA,school rules. And besides she's my partner dickhead. said Alex. — Simone Elkeles

Humor Rules Quotes By G. Norman Lippert: No point making rules against things that are

No point making rules against things that are impossible. — G. Norman Lippert

Humor Rules Quotes By Zadie Smith: Kids are like pissing cats or burrowing moles,

Kids are like pissing cats or burrowing moles, marking off land within land, each section with its own rules, beliefs, laws of engagement. — Zadie Smith

Humor Rules Quotes By Kelly Oram: Whatever, I make my own rules!

Whatever, I make my own rules! — Kelly Oram

Humor Rules Quotes By Rowena Cherry: Never sleep with a lady only once, especially

Never sleep with a lady only once, especially in the case of an older lady.
-'Rhett — Rowena Cherry

Humor Rules Quotes By Trenton Lee Stewart: Rules and school are tools for fools! I

Rules and school are tools for fools! I don't give two mules for rules. — Trenton Lee Stewart

Humor Rules Quotes By Mark Twain: Eschew surplusage.

Eschew surplusage. — Mark Twain

Humor Rules Quotes By C.T. Phipps: As the Dark Lord spoke when he saw

As the Dark Lord spoke when he saw the Archangel Michael descending upon him: We are in some serious shit. — C.T. Phipps

Humor Rules Quotes By Shehanne Moore: I see the beginning, I see the end.

I see the beginning, I see the end. And in the middle I just hope I don't fall on my ass to much — Shehanne Moore

Humor Rules Quotes By Patricia Briggs: New rules. If you are smart enough to

New rules. If you are smart enough to live, you won't hit Charles's mate in front of his father. — Patricia Briggs

Humor Rules Quotes By Ashley Elston: What? You mean this crap shack isn't part

What? You mean this crap shack isn't part of the Four Seasons. Shocking. — Ashley Elston

Humor Rules Quotes By Jesse Ball: I hate when I break my own rules.

I hate when I break my own rules. What's the point of me being rational if I flail around like a clown? — Jesse Ball

Humor Rules Quotes By Ken Norris: The scientific method is nothing more than a

The scientific method is nothing more than a system of rules to keep us from lying to each other. — Ken Norris

Humor Rules Quotes By Jennifer Rardin: Apparently you don't have to observe the Rules

Apparently you don't have to observe the Rules of Etiquette when reuniting with a muderous spouse. — Jennifer Rardin

Humor Rules Quotes By Seanan McGuire: ALL GLORY TO THE SCIENCE RULES OF SCIENCE!

ALL GLORY TO THE SCIENCE RULES OF SCIENCE! — Seanan McGuire

Humor Rules Quotes By Eva Morgan: So I need to lay down some ground

So I need to lay down some ground rules."
"Rules for the use of the ground?" He's gazing out the window. "Am I still allowed to step on it? — Eva Morgan

Humor Rules Quotes By George Sorbane: When the lower half rules, the upper half

When the lower half rules, the upper half suffers. — George Sorbane

Humor Rules Quotes By Anonymous: Learn rules carefully so you can break them

Learn rules carefully so you can break them properly — Anonymous

Humor Rules Quotes By L. Davyd Pollack: I don't make the rules, I just make

I don't make the rules, I just make it up. — L. Davyd Pollack

Humor Rules Quotes By Joseph Campbell: Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. — Joseph Campbell