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A girl's reaction to an offer for her first kiss should not be vomit. — April Erwin

Baby girl, five minutes alone with me and you're gonna be begging me to taste your pie. — Carmen Jenner

So you two are together?"
"Nope, just friends...with incredible benefits. Supergreat ones. Mind-blowing ones. — Toni Aleo

If I'm going down, I'm going down with lipstick on. — Beth Yarnall

The beaded purple top scooped low, showing off quite a bit of cleavage. And by quite a bit, I mean holy hell balls, that's a lot of boobage. — Cindi Madsen

No more sex.
I blink several times at Anna as we stand outside the car the next morning. Have we been married long enough for her to say that? — Wendy Higgins

Collin! What a gorgeous name. Then again his name could have been Cracker Jack and I would have thought it was just as wonderful. — Nicole Gulla

You always need right moves, wheather it's life or romance.. — BHARAT SHARMA

How could you fall in love with a three inch worm? — Stephenie Meyer

Try me, and you start LOVING!! — Nikhil Anubhav Minz

It simply isn't a woman's nature to be silent for prolonged periods of time. — Maya Banks

You call that caring?! I call it a line of crap! The only thing you cared about begins with an "F" and ends with me losing my virginity! — Maggie Adams

I like to play dirty. I can also be very, very exacting." Rate St. Sebastian. — Samanthe Beck

I wonder what it was really like back then. We think it's all fun and flirting, but there was probably a lot of ugly reality."
"Like the dancing. — Mary Jane Hathaway

What red lips you have," he said in her ear. Did she dare say it? "All the better to kiss you with, my dear," she replied. And then their lips met. — Annette Curtis Klause

When you marry the one you love, everything is perfect — Nurilla Iryani

This isn't so much romance as it is opportunity [victor mancini] — Chuck Palahniuk

I wouldn't accept your help if I was blind and needed guidance across a six-lane highway. Now please go away! — Katie Fforde

I don't think I can give up on Reese. I 'or something' her. — Toni Aleo

I don't want you to leave. I want you to stay. — Olga Goa

I feel like I should have a formation and make the plantoon sergeants demonstrate how to put a condom on the correct way."

~Evan Loehr — Jessica Scott

Have some carrots. They're good for your eyes."
"Then you have some fries. They're good for your ... I don't know. They're just good. — Sarah Ockler

Uhm, Kevin ... "
"Be quiet, or I swear to God I'll take you right here."
Yes, this was definitely Forced Sex.
Thank goodness. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips

I'd said it before and meant it: Alive or undead, the love of my life was a badass. — Richelle Mead

I've just vowed my love for you. Have you nothing to say in return?" Duncan asked.
"Thank you, husband. — Julie Garwood

Great. This girl was going to seriously mess with my ability to stay on parole. ~Maggie Mae Castro — Beth Yarnall

You're the only kick-ass general I know who needs three gay boys to dress him, John."
"But I only need one gay boy to undress me. — Sarah Black

Oh no. Don't smile. You'll kill me. I stop breathing when you smile. — Tessa Dare

In every relationship one must sacrifice to show thy love. Are you willing to make sacrifices for someone you love? — Jonathan Anthony Burkett

It's hard to get a hug wrong. — Kiera Cass

His eyes are a hazy swirl of
gray, like a thick mass of clouds gathering before an impending storm — Elle Kennedy

No day should be without romance — Dana Bennett

Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.
Good things come to those who wait. — Jess C. Scott

You will need to verify your identity with a sacrifice."
"Didn't you ever hear of retina scans? Maybe fingerprints? Something less invasive? — J.T. Bock

If you were three times poor, I would still have paid attention to you and fell head over heels in love with you. — Olga Goa

I think the word 'pleasure' is unknown to you. More precisely, its practical meaning. — Olga Goa

If I gave you a pity position it wouldn't be in my office. — Janet Evanovich

What the hell are you doing with my underwear?"
He kept his response flippant. "I don't have this color in my collection. — Miranda Liasson

I swear, when that woman dies, she'll be deader than everybody else.~Pattiecake from Laid Out and Candle Lit — Ann Everett

Most people have this tendency to make judgments on others based on preconceptions, especially when they are dealing with them for the first time. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

A man can't talk of true happiness if he has never known true love - the trusting, selfless and unconditional love that I took for granted. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

How can you love someone who doesn't think they deserve to be loved? — Cassia Leo

You called the guy you're supposed to rescue a nerd, and you just referenced Star Trek. You don't find that a bit nerdy? — A.J. Wiliams

Kitty need's a tounge bath — Jeaniene Frost

Do Dragons eat Mexican?" Hank wondered out loud.
"Dude, they eat people. Mexican is a vast improvement over people. — Robyn Peterman

You are such a kind and caring man, and so sizzling hot and studly. Please, please don't go nutty on me. — Nicki Elson

Gavin, Logan, Calix. Was there a sale on trendy names when they were born, or something? — Keri Lake

I wondered what he would have thought if he'd known that I'd gleaned most of my information from reading historical romance novels. — Nicole Luiken

She'd run over Dankyo in an instant to get to Theo. Be a darn big bump in the road, but she'd do it. — Cari Silverwood

Holy crap, you are like a dog with a bone," I commented to Ryan.
"Or just one with a boner. — Stacey Marie Brown

Do you want your scarf back?' I asked.
'No, just the girl who goes with it.'
Oh my gosh, that guy knows his lines. — Robin Brande

Yeah, because off the ice the only language Stephanie speaks is fluent Bitch. — Jennifer Comeaux

Ali was sorry she ever compared Rugby Jersey guy to a giant bumblebee. — Julie Ann Walker

I didn't intend it to come out sarcastically, but I guess that's just where my tone of voice automatically goes these days. — M.A. George

Never miss a party ... good for the nerves
like celery. — F Scott Fitzgerald

She doesn't know I see her every time when I look at the mirror. — Anuj Tiwari

Love is photogenic, it develops in the dark. — Lorraine Gokul

Princess, the contents of your shoe closet would break the budgets of a lot of third world countries - Jake Malone — Mackenzie Crowne

When you come to a detour, take it. — Jack Dancer

If you go on touching me, I'll catch fire before your eyes. — Olga Goa

I think my work here is done. Breakfast and multiple orgasms...You won't get that at your favorite diner. — Toni Aleo

Scusi mia bella*, but it runs in the blood of all Italians to be skillful lovers. So you have to get used to this. — Olga Goa

Say 'provoking' again. Your mouth looks provocative when you do. — Becca Fitzpatrick

I am ever a gentle maiden," she shouted. "Damn if I'm not. — Julie Garwood

So Brandon, would you like to take... A POP QUIZ??!! — Rachel Renee Russell

Kara Keen--Romance with heat, humor and heart — Kara Keen

I didn't tell you how beautiful he is so you could fall in love with him. I told you so you could appreciate that I'm in love with him. — Marianne Maughan

There was a definite pull to him and in that moment I had to know why. — Nicole Gulla

If I'd known a sixty-niner was the way to your heart I would have done it weeks ago. — Amy Andrews

Not that I did, bang her that is. I'm not saying I wouldn't, how could I ever be sure about something like that? — Poppet

I'd seen weirder things than a haunted shoe, but not many. — Richelle Mead

How do you express a skinny blonde werewolf and a former toad in a cake? — Elizabeth A. Reeves

Good God." he said incredulously. "You've got a black belt in purse attack, that's for damn sure. — Linda Howard

Men so often became stubborn when they didn't get their way with the ladies in their lives. — Brianna Labuskes

If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator — Josh Stern

It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people. — F Scott Fitzgerald

The northern star changes its position every ten thousand years, but friendships can last for all eternity.
- RJPeters — R.J. Peters

You've been watching to much Pretty Woman, and I'm sorry, but there's no way I'm the hooker in this arrangement. — A.J. Rose

Give to the world the best you have and the best will come back to you. — Myrna Ericksen

I want to attend a Pampered Chef party about as much as I want to go to a used auto parts party where you can win a baby monkey as a door prize. — Carol Maloney Scott

Body language translation: hell yes, dipshit — Shay Rucker

Levelling my stare at him I drop a hint like a penny into a well, You mentioned you were tied up. Win, you should have reserved that privilege for me. — Poppet

Forget men, I want to marry my MacBook. It's dependable, reliable and you can even go shopping with it. — Alexandra Potter

He was stretched out like he was her own personal playground and she wanted to ride on his equipment for a bit longer. — Amy Andrews

It's about time! It's supposed to be a ritual, not a marathon. — Karen Chance

A dutiful wife enables a good man to add her hands to his own for self-applause. — Tom Morrison

Thinking back on the outing to the theatre, she added, 'I want a man, not a preening peacock! — Katherine Givens

I'm going to get 'I'M NOT FUCKING DEAD' tattooed on my chest."
"That will become inaccurate at some point, " Omar pointed out. — Domashita Romero

Looks like Kelsey wins the award for early riser. And doesn't she look purtier than a pat of butter meltin' all over a stack of griddle cakes? — Colleen Houck

Somehow the pantsless gay man is not bringing the romance, Scott. — Bryan Lee O'Malley

You're like Mr. Romance and Mr. Porn Star wrapped in one. — Olivia Cunning

Oh, you're a picky sort, huh?" He laughed. "That takes balls, being choosy at a time like this. — Domashita Romero

Your quick 'no' is because I refused to say 'yes' to sex. They say men think with their dicks. I hope you do not run Easton with your - — Avery Aster

Man craves joy far more than anything else in life, but there is nothing as madly intoxicating as the feeling of joy that comes from the soul. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

And if you say that's because you lot barged into her home like a herd of mentally deficient sheep, I'm disowning all three of you. — Julia Quinn

This was one of those times that a pint just wouldn't cut it. — Elizabeth A. Reeves

Amber laughed. "What makes you think I'd marry you?" "What makes you think you'd have a choice?" "I'm not into bad guys," she said. — Jayde Scott

Really? well, thank you. I was under the impression you wouldn't spit on me if I was on fire — Abbi Glines

I though I screwed everything up," I say.
He smiles. "You're only one person. In the whole universe. You can't screw everything up. — Caela Carter

You sick bastard," she said.
"Yes, I guess you could call me that." Terry replied. — Jonas Eriksson