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In order to grow, I promise you'll have to let go of some habits. 10 times out of 10, they'll be the habits you're most in love with. — Brandi L. Bates

Life - with or without softener- is hard — Kate Papas

When one door closes, a window opens and then zombies pile in and bite you in the ass. — Unknown

The question isn't who will be with me in life, rather how will I create the ending I am proud of? — Shannon L. Alder

The greatest Jewish tradition is to laugh. The cornerstone of Jewish survival has always been to find humor in life and in ourselves. — Jerry Seinfeld

Jesus girls! Wake up! If a guy wants to drain you of your energy, emotions, and life force he won't sparkle in the sunshine, he'll just marry you. — Nick Shamhart

There are few things in life that are worth waking up to: sex, the dark spices of freshly brewed coffee and bacon. — Dannika Dark

He said he didn't want to brave yet, and I simply replied with being brave isn't an option in this world. — Shuno

The sun doesn't live in England; it comes here on holiday when we're all at work. — Benny Bellamacina

Monday isn't that bad to be honest, What makes it bad is living in it. — Day

The girl in your class who suggests that this year the Drama Club put on The Bald Soprano will be a thorn in people's sides all of her life. — Fran Lebowitz

Everyone, in some small sacred sanctuary of the self, is nuts. — Leo Rosten

Every intelligent being, whether it breathes or not, coughs nervously at some time in its life. — Terry Pratchett

When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific. — Lily Tomlin

You are allowed to float around having no damned idea what you want to do with yourself with no actual time frame in which you need to figure it out. — Brittany Gibbons

We seemed to be trapped in an episode of One Life To Waste. It's all very dull. — Cassandra Clare

With a sense of humor, you can tackle any situation in life. Moreover, you'll also learn to see the funny side of things. — His Holiness Divas

A hero without faults is like an omelet without little bits of eggshell in it. — Colin Cotterill

Life is too short to give a fuck. Jump in the pool butt ass naked and do it up. — Richard P. Denney

I have never voted in my life ... I have always known and understood that the idiots are in a majority so it's certain they will win. — Louis-Ferdinand Celine

Dirk was, for one of the few times in a life of exuberantly prolific loquacity, wordless. — Douglas Adams

I don't think there's anything to be afraid of. Failure brings great rewards - in the life of an artist. — Quentin Tarantino

How is it that food STILL contains calories that make you gain weight in the 21st CENTURY?! It's like scientists aren't even trying! — Tanya Masse

How are you gonna make an 'idol' from the type of person you're trying to avoid in real life? — Natasha Leggero

Don't leave it all unsaid,
somewhere in the wasteland of your head. — Morrissey

All life is in vain, for Death makes a nonsense of pain. — Gasmaskman

[Harrier] locked eyes with Zanattar. He couldn't remember another time in his life when he'd been this angry and hadn't hit something. — Mercedes Lackey

In sooth, thy life sounds passing strange and shitty. — Austin Grossman

Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple. — George Carlin

All lines are gray in the dark. — Nenia Campbell

What else is life but a couple of pickles in a jar. — Keri L. Sparks

Why don't you find out for yourself?
Then you'll see the glass, hidden in the grass. — Morrissey

We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are. — Bill Watterson

Humor is very interesting to me. My films are not comedies, but there's comedy in them from time to time, absurdities, just like in real life. — David Lynch

Take life seriously but none of the people in it. — Kurt Vonnegut

The idea is to get your life to where it is doable, manageable, and somewhat in order. — Art Hochberg

I don't hate you, you're just the most annoying person in my life. — Rebecca Sparrow

I call the Change of Life "Orchids" because menopause is such an ugly word. It's got men in it for goddsakes. — Lisa Jey Davis

This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic. — Terry Pratchett

I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

In the Fortune Cookie of Life, I don't want to be known as anonymous. — Julie Eberhart Painter

But if there's one thing I've learned in life it's this: assume makes an ass out of 'u' and 'me — Karen Marie Moning

Laughter, and the broader category of humor, are key elements in helping us go on with our life after a loss. — Allen Klein

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone. — Reba McEntire

Violence can read like poetry. You just have to describe the act as if you're in love with the way your characters bleed. — F.K. Preston

In the middle of all beliefs you'll find a single lie. — Samuel L. Drew

Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

If you are not in charge of your life, who is? — Val Edward Simone

Life is like a game of limbo in reverse. The bar keeps rising higher and we need to keep rising to the occasion. — Ryan Lilly

There is - I mean - I found early in life that righteous indignation is a little off-putting, and so I try to couch it with humor. — Al Franken

It was a constant source of amazement to Alexia that the only thing she had ever done in her entire life that pleased her mama was marry a werewolf. — Gail Carriger

In his life there was only one woman. The other one. — Ljupka Cvetanova

I do not believe in any religion, I will have nothing to do with immortality. We are miserable enough in this life without speculating upon another. — George Gordon Byron

Live life to the fullest, love deeply and laugh a lot. Be proud of what you see in the mirror and you will have no wrinkles! — Barbara Post-Askin

Sense of humor is important in life, not just in clothing. How boring to live a life in beige. — Jean Pigozzi

If you only go around once in life, then why has that one gone around more than once? — Brian Spellman

Every author, however modest, keeps a most outrageous vanity chained like a madman in the padded cell of his breast. — Logan Pearsall Smith

Once you hold the hand of Death, the only thing in life that can scare you is a sense of humor. — Lionel Suggs

It was rather too late in the day to set about being simple-minded and ignorant. — Jane Austen

HUMAN BEINGS MAKE LIFE SO INTERESTING. DO YOU KNOW, THAT IN A UNIVERSE SO FULL OF WONDERS, THEY HAVE MANAGED TO INVENT BOREDOM. (Death) — Terry Pratchett

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt. — Scott Adams

One is forced to examine one's life when trapped in the wall by a Murphy bed. — Cheryl McKay

Clockwork Vendetta is not steampunk; it is steamfun. I can't take myself so seriously as to write something truly punk in the true sense of the word. — Gabbo De La Parra

One thing I have always been is too short. It's adorable when you're in junior high. After that, it's a pain in the ass for the rest of your life. — Elizabeth Berg

There's really no point in doing anything in life because it's all over in the blink of an eye. The next thing you know, rigor mortis sets in. — Wes Anderson

You doan go diggin' for gold in an outhouse. — Sandra Hill

Be aware of the type of humor you use in your daily life. Just because people are laughing doesn't mean it is creating positive vibes. — Alaric Hutchinson

Man craves joy far more than anything else in life, but there is nothing as madly intoxicating as the feeling of joy that comes from the soul. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

The termination; final chapter of endless road. — Usha Cosmico

I feel no grief for being called something
which
I am not;
in fact, it's enthralling, somehow, like a good
back rub — Charles Bukowski

People in real life don't get ballplayers' humor, the way we talk in the clubhouse. — Justin Verlander

My formula for life is very simple: in the morning, wake up; at night, go to sleep. In between I try and occupy myself as best I can. — Cary Grant

Thanks, Dad, for leaving a huge void in my life that Freud says has to be filled with dick. — Leah Raeder

People who leave their drugs in a bathroom the guests use are just asking for trouble. — Stephen King

Once upon a time,
there was a Zen sign
at every small railway crossing in America

Stop. Look. And listen. — Dick Allen

From space this Earth is incandescent with abominations - the gods write their signature in our entrails — Steve Aylett

Apparently, faith in life is one thing and faith in literature is another. — Gerald Weaver

In real life, Josh [Gad] is a different kind of lovable idiot. In real life, he's a much filthier idiot. He has a dirty sense of humor. — Josh Gad

If u want to work in Corporate, then u should know how to play Chess. — Honeya

It's important in life if you don't give a shit. It can help you a lot. — George Carlin

Deborah's little house was lavishly decorated in I-have-no-life modern. — Jeff Lindsay

Sometimes, our pride compels us to engage in costly wars when a true commitment to a compromising peace would have been the best course to pursue. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man". — Russell Beland

I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I want to be around people whose goals in life are more than early retirement and a new double-wide. — Max Mitchell

This is our life now: slaving away in thankless, monotonous jobs and spending half our salaries on fattening food. — Katrina Ramos Atienza

Every child that receives life advice should keep in mind that in every parent's past, there's leftover booze and contraceptives. — Bauvard

I really do believe that anything in life, any obstacle or challenge, can be made better with humor. — Amy Poehler

Selfishness from earth to hereafter: Thy pray and struggle, same by thee. Because life committed selfishness in living with the Democracy. — Deh Gel

Monty Python: A documentary series on everyday life in Great Britain. — Frank Portman

Treasure the beauty of youthful life and the wisdom of adulthood. — Lailah Gifty Akita

It is in the midst of laughter that our perspective alters and we realize this trying life can still be enjoyed. — Richelle E. Goodrich

How sad that I felt more of a connection to a fictional character than to a guy in real life. — Allison Van Diepen

We've got to laugh or break our hearts in this damnable world. — Dorothy L. Sayers

Writers are the most tormented of all the different categories of artists that are out there in the world. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

I discovered that there was just as much humor to be found in the minutiae of everyday life as there was in a tale of crazy capers. — Nancy The Cat

Of all the idiots I have met in my life, and the Lord knows they have not been few or little, I think that I have been the biggest. — Karen Blixen

Everyone has their personal topics. My comedy has always been very strong on observational humor, it stems from what I see every day in my life. — Iliza Shlesinger

Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking everything praiseworthy in human life. — Joseph Addison

Oy, your karma really sucks, bubbee. You musta been Hitler in a former life or something. — Gemma Halliday