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I don't think that governments should permit speculation in raw materials, because they're what the economy basically needs. — Michael Hudson

I'm Mr.Ripped. I live in the gym. My teeth have biceps and my biceps have teeth. I chew up weights and shit out lead bricks — Ilona Andrews

Scoring a lot of points is great when you win, but when you lose it doesn't matter. — Reggie Lewis

The gym cat appears to those who will die. He is our totem. This thought came to me a few weeks ago. I shared it with no one of course. — Joyce Carol Oates

We are born believing. A man bears beliefs as a tree bears apples. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

The outer perimeter of the facility is like a highway; this must be where all the popular artifacts hang out. — Robin Sloan

She said this in the same way you might say Fields of Punishment or Hades's gym shorts. — Rick Riordan

Let me sum up in two words how the unhinged Left copes with the threat of global jihad: "Kill Bush!" — Michelle Malkin

Okay, 'Best Party Ever'
to me, that's like saying 'Best Gym Ever' or 'Best Nature Documentary Ever,' like how good can it really be? — Lena Dunham

And suddenly that we were laughing out loud, laughing as if there were no power left in us save laughter. — Ayn Rand

You think when gym teachers were younger, they're thinking, "You know, I want to teach ... but I don't want to read. How about kickball for 40 years?" — Jim Gaffigan

Just like any other high school dance, the theme was crepe paper in the gym — Heather Hildenbrand

To identify with a psycopath
, is the proof you are not — E.webb

Gym should be illegal. It's humiliating. — Laurie Halse Anderson

What good's a black face if it means I'm just someone else's property? Why give me these arms and legs just to carry someone else's load, not my own? — Stacey Lee

It's no use just winning, we've got to win well. — Bill Nichols

People don't believe this, but Hollywood really is a meritocracy. — Rashida Jones

The roof was torn off the gym. God's way of telling the jocks that they'd better remember who's really charge. — Dana Reinhardt

There comes a point where you become tired of the loneliness and need a human touch, a caress to make you realize you still exist as a person. — Felice Stevens