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Humor Gym Quotes By Michael Hudson: I don't think that governments should permit speculation

I don't think that governments should permit speculation in raw materials, because they're what the economy basically needs. — Michael Hudson

Humor Gym Quotes By Ilona Andrews: I'm Mr.Ripped. I live in the gym. My

I'm Mr.Ripped. I live in the gym. My teeth have biceps and my biceps have teeth. I chew up weights and shit out lead bricks — Ilona Andrews

Humor Gym Quotes By Reggie Lewis: Scoring a lot of points is great when

Scoring a lot of points is great when you win, but when you lose it doesn't matter. — Reggie Lewis

Humor Gym Quotes By Joyce Carol Oates: The gym cat appears to those who will

The gym cat appears to those who will die. He is our totem. This thought came to me a few weeks ago. I shared it with no one of course. — Joyce Carol Oates

Humor Gym Quotes By Ralph Waldo Emerson: We are born believing. A man bears beliefs

We are born believing. A man bears beliefs as a tree bears apples. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Humor Gym Quotes By Robin Sloan: The outer perimeter of the facility is like

The outer perimeter of the facility is like a highway; this must be where all the popular artifacts hang out. — Robin Sloan

Humor Gym Quotes By Rick Riordan: She said this in the same way you

She said this in the same way you might say Fields of Punishment or Hades's gym shorts. — Rick Riordan

Humor Gym Quotes By Michelle Malkin: Let me sum up in two words how

Let me sum up in two words how the unhinged Left copes with the threat of global jihad: "Kill Bush!" — Michelle Malkin

Humor Gym Quotes By Lena Dunham: Okay, 'Best Party Ever' to me, that's like

Okay, 'Best Party Ever'
to me, that's like saying 'Best Gym Ever' or 'Best Nature Documentary Ever,' like how good can it really be? — Lena Dunham

Humor Gym Quotes By Ayn Rand: And suddenly that we were laughing out loud,

And suddenly that we were laughing out loud, laughing as if there were no power left in us save laughter. — Ayn Rand

Humor Gym Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: You think when gym teachers were younger, they're

You think when gym teachers were younger, they're thinking, "You know, I want to teach ... but I don't want to read. How about kickball for 40 years?" — Jim Gaffigan

Humor Gym Quotes By Heather Hildenbrand: Just like any other high school dance, the

Just like any other high school dance, the theme was crepe paper in the gym — Heather Hildenbrand

Humor Gym Quotes By E.webb: To identify with a psycopath , is the

To identify with a psycopath
, is the proof you are not — E.webb

Humor Gym Quotes By Laurie Halse Anderson: Gym should be illegal. It's humiliating.

Gym should be illegal. It's humiliating. — Laurie Halse Anderson

Humor Gym Quotes By Stacey Lee: What good's a black face if it means

What good's a black face if it means I'm just someone else's property? Why give me these arms and legs just to carry someone else's load, not my own? — Stacey Lee

Humor Gym Quotes By Bill Nichols: It's no use just winning, we've got to

It's no use just winning, we've got to win well. — Bill Nichols

Humor Gym Quotes By Rashida Jones: People don't believe this, but Hollywood really is

People don't believe this, but Hollywood really is a meritocracy. — Rashida Jones

Humor Gym Quotes By Dana Reinhardt: The roof was torn off the gym. God's

The roof was torn off the gym. God's way of telling the jocks that they'd better remember who's really charge. — Dana Reinhardt

Humor Gym Quotes By Felice Stevens: There comes a point where you become tired

There comes a point where you become tired of the loneliness and need a human touch, a caress to make you realize you still exist as a person. — Felice Stevens