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The liberty of using harmless pleasure will not be disputed; but it is still to be examined what pleasures are harmless. — Samuel Johnson

I admitted. If I was going to hallucinate, then at least it was some hot dude instead of something gross. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Gross. That girl is a slutty, slutty skank bag. — Shealy James

Michael Phelps is a good friend of mine, so I'm very supportive of him. — Apolo Ohno

The Bible is one story that unfolds in one book, by one author, about one subject. A story that moves from promise to fulfillment. — Alistair Begg

His pasty, white wang. Gross. — Penny Reid

Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there's nothing sensible you can do with it. — Andrew Smith

We have taken the holistic message preached in the Old Testament and New Testaments and reduced our message to the entry point into the Kingdom. — Landa Cope

SOUNDS GROSS," he said. "SALAZAR PREFERS WOOD. TAPESTRIES ARE ALSO ACCEPTABLE. — Mirriam Neal

that's too small! i swear. — Jorge

Hi folks, I'm Gerry Gross! — Jerry Coleman

I think there's a little confusion between humor and 'gross' passing for humor. That's kind of regrettable, because they aren't the same thing. — Bob Newhart

We have always had gross humor. But we try for funny, not gross. — Shawn Wayans

They talked on into the early morning, the high, pale cast of light in the windows, and they did not think of leaving. — Raymond Carver

Belief transcends ritual, structure and societal expectation. It is an enlivening, intensely personal core to our being. Our way of being. — Mary Anne Radmacher

I like gross generalizations ... I also like disgusting specifics! — Josh Stern

A baby-sitter is a teenager who gets two dollars an hour to eat five dollars' worth of your food. — Henny Youngman

The girl slid into the back seat of the town car, tugging at the hem of her dress like she was afraid she might leave a stain on the upholstery. — John McNee

'Shrek 2' made over $120 million during its first week. In a related story, John Kerry asked Shrek to marry him. — Conan O'Brien

There's a boy who they call Pony! He's always acting gross and horny! He thinks he's got a lot down there, but he sure wears tiny underwear! — Cecily Von Ziegesar

- My little brother craps himself."
I laughed. "- Well, maybe it's because he's, like, only one?"
"- Whatever, it's still gross. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

I would never point a finger at anyone and say, 'They lived their life badly.' I take it as it comes and deal with each situation as it arrives. — Gillian Anderson

I don't have enough gross words in my gross vocabulary to describe how gross that gross thought is. Gross. — A.S. King

My experiences thus far had me planning to throttle the first Tudor historian I met upon my return for gross dereliction of duty. — Deborah Harkness

Genetics is crude, but neuroscience goes directly to work on the brain, and the mind follows. — Leon Kass

Kissing him last night at the pep rally had been like kissing an underpass. — George Saunders

The specific story line that people have responded to the most has been the horror of bathing suit shopping. — Cathy Guisewite

All these things Alanna knew from her father's books and maps, but the reality took her breath away as a paragraph written in a book never could. — Tamora Pierce

My endorsement of Senator Obama will not be welcome news to my friends and family at the Clinton campaign. — Joe Andrew

Beware the fury of a patient man — Tom Clancy