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My mom's been having a hard time lately. She just found out that she has to have both of her breasts removed - if she's ever going to be good at golf. — Anthony Jeselnik

As we move further away I can hear the old lady say, "Remember when we were like that, Ed?" To which the old man replies, "My memory is not that good. — Anna Bloom

I fuck old men for a living. Of course I golf. — Dolce

And in their motions harmony divine
So smoothes her charming tones, that God's own ear
Listens delighted. — John Milton

At first, I am giving energy to the creation, but later the creation seems to be giving energy to me. — Robert Fritz

-I know there were wars in my time, but none so wasteful as this.

-War is always wasteful. — Sasha Summers

My name has zero value. — Colin Quinn

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. — Dave Barry

Jenny can still suck a golf ball through a garden hose and she guns my cock like a champ since she misplaced her false teeth! — Tara Sivec

Revisit your past only to recognize how far you have come. — Alan Cohen

I don't let birdies and pars get in the way of having a good time — Angelo Spagnolo

I played golf ... I did not get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying ... — Mitch Hedberg

I have two children and they're young yet but all of the children that I know really inspire me. — Val Kilmer

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators. — Gerald R. Ford

Every problem has its solution until you give up trying out. — Pop

In Chestnut Hill money didn't talk, but it drank, and played a lot of golf. — Alistair McHarg

What happens inside always appears outside. — Earl Nightingale

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. It took one afternoon on the golf course. — Hank Aaron

I killed him with my niblick, said Celia.
I nodded. If the thing was to be done at all, it was unquestionably a niblick shot. — P.G. Wodehouse

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life not to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. — Amy Alcott

I think you could wear a paper bag and still look good. — Robin Bielman