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To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click 'I agree'. — Bill Maher
The Bible talks about building houses on sand and rock, but says nothing about a brick house built on a blanket. — Nicole McKay
Whenever you feel like feeling like a devil's advocate, Bible-thump. That, in a worldly world, is the great irony and satire of evangelism. — Criss Jami
Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it. — Dave Chappelle
Wanted: Steel toed Bible thumpers to reach a monster truck mad world. — M.J. McGuire
If the Lord hasn't got a boyfriend lined up for me to marry, that's his business. — Barbara Kingsolver

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