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She had read enough lives of the poetesses to know all about inpatient psychiatric care.
— Nell Zink
Snake eyes is a gambling term, and an animal term, too.
— Mitch Hedberg
When they were naming the animals, somebody got lazy: anteater? What's it doing? It's eating ants. DONE!
— Demetri Martin
I started taking gymnastic classes when I was 3 years old.
— Shawn Johnson
I get in fewer arguments when I'm alone.
— Paula Poundstone
Was it animal pee or human pee? Someone asked.
How would I know? What, am I an expert in the study of pee? — John Green
How would I know? What, am I an expert in the study of pee? — John Green
The odds are always against you no matter what your previous history is. You have to overcome the tendency to relax.
— Tom Osborne
Under President Bachmann you will see gasoline come down below $2 a gallon again,
— Michele Bachmann
Assume the worst about people and you get the worst.
— Ha-Joon Chang
We all have something redeemable in us, no matter how small. - Laura Armstrong, A Human Element
— Donna Galanti
You never actually solve a problem. You just become a better person by understanding it in a better way. Then it ceases to be a problem for you.
— Debasish Mridha
I felt like an animal, and animals don't know sin, do they?
— Jess C. Scott
We all reconstruct our past because we wish to see how our present came to be our present - do we not?
— Robert Jackson Bennett
f you want something," Tomas had always said "you have to take it. Because nobody's ever going to give it to you. Remember that, little brother.
— Morgan Rhodes