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Come Hell or High Water usually depends on the kind of plug you use in the bath tub — Josh Stern

With humor, it's so subjective that trying to think of what the ideal reader would think would drive you crazy. — Calvin Trillin

All your Western theologies, the whole mythology of them, are based on the concept of God as a senile delinquent — Tennessee Williams

I cannot believe that you're still a girl. Your kisses don't seem that innocent. They are driving me crazy. — Olga Goa

His heart beat so rapidly it might burst; he kept telling himself everything was fine so long as he remained a giraffe. — Andrew Sturm

We've eaten, but he looks hungry, and experience tells me that crazy takes a lot of calories to sustain. — Emil Ostrovski

[Stephanie] That's not the point. I can't just let monkeys loose in Trenton.
[Lula] Why not? There's all kinds of crazy shit loose in Trenton. — Janet Evanovich

The apple had fallen right next to the crazy tree. — Ernest Cline

I've got a black-belt in crazy, and I know where you live. — Marjorie M. Liu

His thoughts inhabit a different plane from those of ordinary men; the simplest interpretation of that is to call him crazy. — Juliet Marillier

You are one crazy bitch. You pushed me out of the fucking plane! — Steph Nuss

See what I mean? You gotta be crazy. Ain't no time to be sane. — Robin McLaurin Williams

It's always best to avoid strangling the person you're on a date with. No matter how crazy he makes you. — Lisa Papademetriou

We yearn for a stranger to poke around in our heart. Such an irrational thing it is. Flutter once and lunacy behold. — H.S. Crow

Have nuts and be nuts. — Criss Jami

Mad cow disease? A crazy hunger for blood. There had to be a reasonable explanation for all of this. And there's no such thing as vampires, right? — Alisha Costanzo

Things are rarely just crazy enough to work, but they're frequently just crazy enough to fail hilariously. — Randall Munroe

It wasn't easy, I told you I ran around in circles for hours screaming my head off, but hey, why live in denial? It's more fun to embrace the crazy. — Kristin Jacques

Is she crazy, like it says on her bracelet, or is she just looking at my sheets? I dunno! — Dave Attell

Strange, her horoscope hadn't mentioned to beware of crazy kidnappers or demented desert sheikhs this week. — Lora Leigh

I'm the crazy girly captain, Remember? — Eoin Colfer

I may be crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong. I'm mad but not ill. — Gregory Hill

Cole: "One day you'll meet someone you can stand to commit to, and I'll meet someone who isn't batshit crazy."
Hannah: "Oh, you dreamer you. — Samantha Young

Just because I'm insane doesn't mean I have to act all crazy. — Diana Rowland

I'm going crazy, Louis thought wonderingly. Wheeeeee! — Stephen King

I was moving briskly. Well, until I realized I had a crazy lady chasing after me. Then I started to run. — Jen Turano

A crazy old lady, leading a band of teenagers against an angry supernatural Entity - who'da thought? — Diane M. Haynes

Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs — Josh Stern

Crazy gets all the knives. — Seanan McGuire

Love has a way of making the sane insane and the insane normal. — Shannon L. Alder

The fat woman's expression implied that she would go crazy on the spot if anybody did any more thinking. — Kurt Vonnegut

Greetings, cybernuts! This is I.B. Nosey, your official unofficial reporter! — I.B. Nosey

Perhaps you're not crazy, but you're very creative. — Ellen Sussman

Technology is too crazy for me, but I would be very happy when they make phone that can cook. — Patricia Dunn

I took my son to Coney island, I said "wanna go in the crazy house?", he said "save your money we'll be home soon"! — Rodney Dangerfield

I write humor as it's pretty much the only thing keeping me out of an asylum. — Bonnie Daly

What's in your head is more important than what's on your head. - THE WIG: Crazy Summer — Renata Suerth

Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead. — Charles Bukowski

Crazy is relative. — Tina Laningham

Is this bitch crazy? I don't want to 'accidentally' drown — J.L. McCoy

If you don't laugh at the crazy things, you're liable to lose your mind. — Andrew Sturm

I am girl overboard.
But you do make drowning fun. — Casey Renee Kiser

Don't run I never liked fast food — Rachel Caine

If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband's murder. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Oh, Lord, she thought. This was crazy. She was being haunted by one ghost and guarded by another. — Heather Graham

This day had officially punched every hole in her crazy ticket. — Kimberly Kincaid

Would Crazy Horse have spent this much to remodel a kitchen? — Ian Frazier

Now go to bed, you crazy night owl! You have to be at NASA early in the morning. So they can look for your penis with the Hubble telescope. — Tina Fey

Well? Is it true? Did she?"
"Did she what?"
"You know. Fall outta the crazy tree and hit every branch on the way down? — Kami Garcia

You have no idea how crazy I am, I should be wearing yellow Caution tape, I'm that bonkers. — Robin Benway

Quit analyzing me. My crazy needs no definition. — K.F. Breene

Everyone thinks I'm crazy, you know, because I can't tell them the truth; which is, that I'm driven crazy by all these thoughts, all these heads. — Charlaine Harris

No, dude. I told you, we're not crazy. — Natasha Larry

Prideful fool. It hurt his feelings that he couldn't make my crazy go away. You know how men are. Always trying to fix things can't be fixed. — Ken Wheaton

A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy" The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly too!" — Henny Youngman

Everyone is a little crazy. The only difference between us and them is that they hide it better. — Michelle Hodkin

Cyclones cannot see you if you don't move"
"That's dinosaurs you crazy fruit bat! — G. Norman Lippert

When you're out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service ... .that's no chocolate on the pillow — Josh Stern

In love? You're crazy, and even if you weren't, you're too young to get married. — Stacey Jay

I discovered that there was just as much humor to be found in the minutiae of everyday life as there was in a tale of crazy capers. — Nancy The Cat

I know I'm asking a lot. You'd need to start talking, stop growling, and bathe. No offense meant, but you look like a crazy man the way you are. — Melissa Haag

Panty Melter: an exceedingly rare species of man blessed with so many desirable attributes he effortlessly gains access into a girl's panties. — Tracy Brogan

Or maybe go sci-fi. You sorta look like that guy who roamed outer space everybody's so crazy about."
"Malcolm Reynolds?" asked Rook. — Richard Castle

I know all about insanity. It's not that bad once you beat up everyone who teases you about it. — Eve Langlais

The difference between your crazy and my crazy is that you don't think you're crazy. — Steve Maraboli

They said they respect me, which means, their judgment is crazy. — Morrissey

This was sharing office space with wacko and bordering on ludicrous. — Kelly Moran

I'm not really crazy about all this tit-for-tat stuff. I'm always asked to be the one to first give up the tit. — Karen E. Quinones Miller

I knew you were crazy, but I didn't realize that you were out of your goddamned mind!! — Cassandra Clare

Girls. Jesus Christ. They can drive you crazy. - Holden Caulfield — J.D. Salinger

Years of insanity have made this guy crazy! — Woody Allen

Me? Crazy? I should get down off this unicorn and slap you — Unknown

If you don't do crazy things when you're twenty, then you do them when you're sixty and then, it looks pathetic. — Tionne Rogers

If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator — Josh Stern

In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy. — Johnny Carson

This supreme instance of Troy's goodness fell upon Gabriel's ears like the thirteenth stroke of a crazy clock. — Thomas Hardy

Well, how did you die, then?" the old man finally asked.
"Die?" Matthew threw back. "Are you crazy? I'm not dead. I'm just very late. — J. Tonzelli

That's crazy-rare."

"And now it's extinct. — Devon Monk

He was obviously on the wrong side of crazy. — Heather Webber

Some people drip wax on themselves like a human chianti bottle to see if they feel anything ... .but getting a wicker basket to fit them is a fiasco — Josh Stern

Did they look like psychos? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them - I don't give a fuck how crazy they are! — Seth Gecko

I also found it particularly encouraging that the decent people in his life were now outnumbering the crazy bitches — R.K. Lilley

Don't you wish we all lived in black light ... for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know it — Josh Stern

I thought of several alec smart remarks, but you should humor crazy people when you're at their mercy; it's a rule. — Laurell K. Hamilton

And I like his conceit. He's so conceited he's actually humble, the crazy bastard. — J.D. Salinger

It didn't feel sporting to shoot at a crazy person, even if that person was a vampire who'd agreed to the job. — Gail Carriger

A demonic reaper asked to be my valentine and then killed his crazy ex-girlfriend to save my life. Tomorrow I was starting up antipsychotic meds. — Courtney Allison Moulton

A peace washed over me when I knew God had marked me as HIS crazy person. — Jana Riess

I've accepted the fact I have mental illness but when my imaginary friends start calling me crazy that's where I draw the line — Stanley Victor Paskavich

If you only attract Mr. Wrong or Ms. Crazy, evaluate the common thread in this diversity of people: YOU! — Valerie J. Lewis Coleman

You're driving me fucking crazy!"
"There's a short trip! — Abigail Roux

Has it ever occured to you that crazy cat people may be sane and you be the the crazy one? — Quitillian Blue

Take it easy, Norman. When the psychiatrist goes crazy, it's a bad sign. — Michael Crichton

Maintain a sense of humor. People who take themselves too seriously are power-crazy. If they win it will be haircuts for all. Beware of power freaks. — Abbie Hoffman

Life it too short to deal with crazy people. — Karen E. Quinones Miller

Straight people are crazy — Tere Michaels

What's his name?" Jessica asked.
"Kai," I said. "Kai Awana."
Paisley nudged me. "I'm sure you know him as Kai Awana jump his bones. — K.J. McPike

If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months — Josh Stern

Have you ever been at a point that you don't know what to say? But yet you came up with this crazy idea to type this. — Eric Mayes

In the Fortune Cookie of Life, I don't want to be known as anonymous. — Julie Eberhart Painter