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Outsiders develop humor as a defense; why do you think most comedians are gay or Jewish? — Paul Lynde

E had trampled her poor, pining heart, and the wound was still raw, even these many years later. — Ransom Riggs

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you. — A. Whitney Brown

HECKLER: Say something funny!
COMEDIAN: I don't do requests. — J. Ross Clara

Ask any comedian, tennis player, chef. Timing is everything. — Meg Rosoff

What is she doing here? I wondered. Hasn't she had enough green-upping? — Lisa Papademetriou

I think humor is important for all of us, and a great comedian is a great treasure. — Leila Josefowicz

I was a lost cause a long time ago. — Katja Millay

It is as much our obligation not to cooperate with evil as it is to cooperate with good — Mahatma Gandhi

If you really are smarter than others, show them with your actions. — Napoleon Hill

My ship came in,then it sank! — Brian T. Shirley

Am I bothered? Am I bothered though. I ain't doing nothing cause I ain't bothered. — Catherine Tate

I have rare moments of competence. — Peter V. Brett

I hear entire symphonies, oratorios, in my head, but I can't write a note. — Alan Dean Foster

Sometimes I cross my own line ... it's how I know I still have one. — Daniel Tosh

They all laughed when I said I'd become a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now. — Bob Monkhouse

A comedian is better than a politician; at least there is no doubt. — Bangambiki Habyarimana

Being a comedian is like being a con man. You have to make 'em like you before you can fool 'em. — Flip Wilson