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I choose not to give energy to the emotions of revenge, hatred or the desire to subjugate. — Rosanne Cash

I get to show the reader the essence of the book without giving anything away. — Mary Grandpre

Many times I have written something, and after it was published, I understood what I was saying. — Donald Hall

Is it white wine? Red tastes like vinegar.'

'Of course it's white wine, I'm Japanese. — Natasha Pulley

You think batting your lashes is going to get you out of this?"

"Of course not. You're a married man, detective. — M. Kane

How about I call you when I finish this?"
"But you don't even have my phone number," he said.
"I strongly suspect you write it in the book. — John Green

The mathematicians are the priests of the modern world. — Bill Gaede

Many really good films allow us to empathize with other lives. — Roger Ebert

You need to own your feelings. Get more comfortable expressing yourself."
"How about I express you out the nearest window? — Greg Cox

A man who has taken your time recognises no debt; yet it is the one he can never repay. — Seneca The Younger

A man is only as rich as the people around him — Brian A. Leslie

I just want mind-boggling sex tonight, but I don't think you can beat my vibrator. — Anna Bayes

Just get up. What's your name, kid?"
"G-man"
"I don't mean your codename down at the Dickhead Club. What does it say on your driver's license? — Tad Williams

According to physical measurements, DNA chains are, on the average, 10,000 units long. — Arthur Kornberg

If he was in danger of anything at all, it was spontaneous submissive combustion due to his master's teasing. — Kim Dare

The West Indians and Pakistanis play one-day cricket so well because they play for English counties. — Kapil Dev

Marrow-deep embarrassment, the kind that becomes part of your DNA, that changes you. — Gillian Flynn

What is that *smell*?"
Eliot shook his head. "I keep telling you, it's fresh air. — Keith R.A. DeCandido

Keep cultivating gratitude. — Elizabeth Gilbert

No good can come from beating ourselves up for falling down - for feeling unhappy when we want to feel just the opposite. — Toni Sorenson

I've been in eleven no-hitters you know. — Bert Campaneris

Oh God, Oh God we're all gonna die doesn't really fit the definition of banter, now does it? — Lilith Saintcrow

Fuck you!" "Right here?" He crossed his arms. "That definitely wouldn't help your getting over me. — Stacey Marie Brown

Horrible sense of humor?" Hunter's eyes twinkled as he engaged in our banter. "Compared to your one-word witticisms, I'm a fountain of entertainment. — Katherine McIntyre