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Don't look for a successful company to make your life better. Instead, strive to make whatever company your in a success — W.H. Carusso

In order to grow, I promise you'll have to let go of some habits. 10 times out of 10, they'll be the habits you're most in love with. — Brandi L. Bates

The biggest challenge after success is shutting up about it. — Criss Jami

We have gotten so use to humor being something nasty and offensive that we started to believe that was the only way to get a laugh. — John Patrick Hickey

Isn't reality based on the prevailing culture, the trend that people want to identify with? — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Some people live their memorable years fighting against their basic instincts only to succumb in the end to what was actually good for them. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Analyse it; chance of getting succeed are always greater than failure — Harishankar Kaushik

The safest way to success is to write according to the capacity of the stupidest member of the audience. — Natasha Pulley

We, humans, have come up with so many superficialities that are completely unnecessary for our existence and happiness on earth. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

We still need to give our best to life even if we do not understand the purpose of our existence on earth. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Most jokes come from good intentions - and most mistakes, too. — Ben Tolosa

With true love, you can move mountains, make unusual sacrifices, live a life of deprivations and still be happy. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

He learned...never to show his anger or hatred against a stronger adversary, for fear of being crushed. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Sometimes it's better to fail with pride, than to succeed at a price — Benny Bellamacina

In ten years, you'll be on a stamp /
where anyone at all can lick you. — Margaret Atwood

When somebody you love dies, a phase of life's innocence dies with that person, and a part of you dies as well. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Good-humor is always a success. — Johann Kaspar Lavater

Divorce is success. Failure is staying married to a person you no longer love. — Ben Tolosa

Have nuts and be nuts. — Criss Jami

Failure is something you experience on your way to success - unless you're a skydiver. — Peter James West

Things are rarely just crazy enough to work, but they're frequently just crazy enough to fail hilariously. — Randall Munroe

The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you. — Bette Midler

As an Odd-Fish, it is not my job to be right,' said Sir Oort. 'It is my job to be wrong in new and exciting ways. — James Kennedy

From now on, I'm not doing anything I don't want to do! The world owes me happiness, fulfillment and success ... I'm just here to cash in. — Bill Watterson

Some honest people think it is better to know the ways of the devil without being evil. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Success starts with a Vision — Deborah Elum

The scrupulous survivors in life are the best counterweight to unscrupulous survivors. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

At what point is normal natural? — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Look at you - instead of being dressed for success, you're dressed to depress. — Mardi Ballou

It was one thing to be fooled, and another thing to be taken for a fool all the time. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. — Steven Wright

Life is all about exploring yourself, discovering yourself and grooming yourself, then you will surely stop negative thinking. — Ehabib

What is the purpose of achieving your dream if the people you had dreamed your achievements for are no longer there to reap the benefits? — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong. — Mae West

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it. — W.C. Fields

Success is like sausage, you'd be surprised what goes into it. — Tim Fargo

When you get crapped on, grow a garden. — Tanja Kobasic

Don't Set Success as Your Goal. Set Goals which lead you to Success — Laksh Kishore

Singers, actors or artists who touch on sorrow are trying to give comfort to aggrieved souls by giving some meaning to their sorrows. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

I have always understood that money made in the patent medicine business is a practical bar to social success. — George Presbury Rowell

When you have failed at being nice, you've actually succeeded in being mean. Success is everywhere if you know where to look for it. — Katina Ferguson

To claim that one can never live a positive life with a negative mind is a very negative claim to make! — Criss Jami

Success at sports is the province of the almost empty head. — Jonathan Franzen

The narrow-minded find it convenient to create stereotypes, and then try to fit everybody, everything and every situation into those stereotypes. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Human ties are the greatest distorters of reality because they tend to conceal man's worst selfish instincts. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

The good-humor of a man elated with success often displays itself towards enemies. — Thomas B. Macaulay

Only a fool would find happiness from an achievement that is detrimental to those he loves. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

And finally, in our time a beard is the one thing that a woman cannot do better than a man, or if she can her success is assured only in a circus. — John Steinbeck

For me, success was finding the courage to be true to myself, and holding on to a sense of humor along the way while refining my craft. Sean — Jewel

Expose human ties for what they really are and you are most likely to find the worst forms of betrayal staring back at you. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Deal with him, Hemingway! — James Joyce

... People who are the spices of this world are the natural souls with instincts and impulses that have not been pruned by evolution and civilization. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Selfishness from earth to hereafter: Thy pray and struggle, same by thee. Because life committed selfishness in living with the Democracy. — Deh Gel

Sometimes, our pride compels us to engage in costly wars when a true commitment to a compromising peace would have been the best course to pursue. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

The question is not how to survive, but how to thrive with passion, compassion, humor and style. — Maya Angelou

Don't underestimate the power of humor and the ability to laugh at yourself to deliver peace and serenity. — Charles F. Glassman

Writers are the most tormented of all the different categories of artists that are out there in the world. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

The play was a great success, but audience was a dismal failure. — George Bernard Shaw

Most people have this tendency to make judgments on others based on preconceptions, especially when they are dealing with them for the first time. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone. — Reba McEntire

A man can't talk of true happiness if he has never known true love - the trusting, selfless and unconditional love that I took for granted. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Man craves joy far more than anything else in life, but there is nothing as madly intoxicating as the feeling of joy that comes from the soul. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Senator Goldwater would have been a great success in the movies - working for 18th century Fox. — Hubert H. Humphrey

How do you get to Carnegie Hall?"
"I-95. — Bryan Way

No one ever excused his way to success. — Dave Del Dotto

Some people try to climb the ladder of success, while others try to jump on it — Josh Stern

The Standard Pace is for chumps. — Timothy Ferriss

Perhaps fate has a way of turning things around and making something good out of the action of someone who failed humanity without meaning to. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Love and hate when stretched to their extremes blind reasoning. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

In today's world, human desires far supersede human needs. Waste, as you can see, is the result of that disparity. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

If its not for humor, life would too bland. — Krishna Saagar

Were it that intelligence, skill, or quality were prime determinants of success, I might have an easier time of it. — F.F. White

Dress for success. Also arm yourself for it. — Jesse Petersen

We always emerge from the death of a loved one like a phoenix arising from its funeral pyre. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

I never fail. It's just that the people around me succeed more than I. — Carroll Bryant

The secret to success is to subjugate your ego and serve others. — Stuart Wilde

It is not something we often find out; but most of the specially-gifted have a deep desire to be ordinary. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Life is a mighty joke that is not meant to be funny. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

There is no bigger gratification than the realization of the things you believe in after overcoming all the odds. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

The Most Used Alphabet A Dose Not Appear in Spelling of 1 to 999,It Appears 1st Time in 1000 & Continues Forever. — Avishek Mondal

I am yet to meet the idiot at whose door success arrived as a direct result of his refusal to invest in the enterprise that made him rich. — Jonathan Wutawunashe

We are all different and we all have a different sense of humor. — John Patrick Hickey

The selfish and self-centered have a hard time being kind, even though you and I know that kindness is a source of relief to the soul. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Playing video games and making comics didn't look like raw materials for success. In fact, what we were doing looked very similar to fucking around. — Jerry Holkins