Howie Quotes: top 59 famous quotes about Howie

Howie Quotes & Sayings

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I have an insatiable desire to be the center of attention. — Howie Mandel

An armed society is a free society. — Howie Carr

My wife doesn't cook, so we eat out every night. It's not fine dining or anything - we're not fancy people. — Howie Mandel

Larry Bird just throws the ball in the air and God moves the basket underneath it. — Howie Chizek

Has there ever been anybody, real or fictional, whiter than Betty Crocker? — Howie Carr

Sports ideally teach discipline and commitment. They challenge you and build character for everything you do in life. — Howie Long

I'm always on the verge of death in my head. — Howie Mandel

Girls are like exotic birds. They are pretty to look at but hard to catch. — Howie Dorough

I hate to say this, but at the time, (late 70's) it was like the smart people liked punk and the dumb people liked Journey. — Howie Klein

Bobby's World touched a lot of people. That's why the family's last name is Generic. Uncle Ted is based on uncles we've all had. — Howie Mandel

Part of my humor is the fact that I love coming out of left field. I don't want people to expect what is going to happen next. — Howie Mandel

I've decided to get into shape, and the shape I've selected is a triangle. — Howie Mandel

There's no skill. You can be a rock and move into another cash bracket. — Howie Mandel

The goal of Football Rules & Positions In A Day For Dummies is to help you understand the basics of football rules and the player positions. — Howie Long

How come you're always so mean?
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You release these things, and if they fly then you have more. — Howie Mandel

If we take care of our mental health like our dental health; we'll be ok. — Howie Mandel

We were a very small circle of writers. Everybody brought to the table their own life experience. — Howie Mandel

I think the solution to making this world better is if we would just be healthy, mentally. — Howie Mandel

I think being a dad is scary. I mean, I'm not that grown-up myself. — Howie Mandel

People who annoy people are the luckiest people in the world. — Howie Mandel

I needed time to stand back and go through a lot more experience in life. Then I have something to write about, joke or to animate. — Howie Mandel

If I'm a game show host, will someone buy a ticket to see me do standup? To do a dramatic role in a movie? — Howie Mandel

The biggest void that people can have in their lives is a sense of humor. Spending your life with someone who doesn't have that wouldn't be palatable. — Howie Mandel

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The higher someone's profile, the easier it is for a defendant to trade him up to the feds. Mr. Big is always a better catch than Mr. Small. — Howie Carr

Some records are going to be bigger than others. You're always going to be compared to your biggest record. — Howie Dorough

Howie's doctor told him to lose ten pounds, and since Howie's been on a diet he's gained three. — Janet Evanovich

Even the best fall down sometimes. — Howie Day

I know intellectually that if I shake somebody's hand that I'm not going to get sick and die. — Howie Mandel

I'm from Canada, so Thanksgiving to me is just Thursday with more food. And I'm thankful for that. — Howie Mandel

All you can do as an artist is just strive to make the best record you can and ride the rollercoaster as it goes up and down. — Howie Dorough

Joe Biden was first elected to the Senate in 1972 at age 30. Somewhere around 1992, he should have had to go out and get a real job. — Howie Carr

Diana Ross saw me on Merv Griffin and hired me to be her opening act. — Howie Mandel

Reporters used to be blue-collar; at the Globe now, it's practically required that you have a trust fund. — Howie Carr

Unlike 'Deal or No Deal,' which is for the entire family, my standup is not for the entire family. — Howie Mandel

I've spent more time in Las Vegas than any other city, almost including L.A. where I live. — Howie Mandel

The success of any stand-up act comes out of life experience. — Howie Mandel

Your words hurt, Jazz. They hurt like cotton balls thrown in my direction. — Barry Lyga

Anyone who doesn't think the welfare-industrial complex is trying to increase dependency isn't paying attention. — Howie Carr

I am beloved by millions. — Howie Mandel

I've had people come up to me, as home viewers, and tell me they were screaming at the TV, yelling at each other, yelling at the contestants. — Howie Mandel

Pixar has announced Larry the Cable Guy will be starring in Cars 3 thru 6. Howie Mandel will be playing his sidekick, Mopey the Moped. — Andy Kindler

Michelle Obama - they don't call her Mooch-elle for nothing. — Howie Carr

There's always a parade, Howie. When it's something you can't ever join but only watch, then it's a parade — Dean Koontz

Most of my act is improvisation. I'm inspired for the moment. Standing there in front of 2,000 or 3,000 people you don't know can be pretty inspiring. — Howie Mandel

My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger. — Howie Mandel

Now I have new stories and I feel refreshed. There is talk of Bobby's World eventually coming back. I would be happy to do that. — Howie Mandel

My childlike qualities sometimes lead me to jump into projects without thinking of the consequences. — Howie Mandel

My point of reference is life, in everything that I do. — Howie Mandel

I have to be the only person in America who had a doctor say to him, 'Please don't put any more surgical gloves on your head and inflate them.' — Howie Mandel

Barack Obama is like the old joke about boats. The two best days of owning a boat are the day you buy it and the day you sell it. — Howie Carr

Jazz opened his eyes.
Conner opened her eyes.
Howie opened his eyes. — Barry Lyga

When I went into Bobby's World, I had no idea it would be a success. I had been doing the Bobby voice as part of my nightclub adult act for years. — Howie Mandel

You can go home with a lot of money with absolutely no skill. — Howie Mandel

If you come to any of my live shows, you'll see, it's very frenetic. I have the attention span of a gnat. — Howie Mandel

In the end, that's what it comes down to with Mitt Romney. He's running as the non-Barack Obama. — Howie Carr

As an American citizen, I'm not asking for any special treatment - the only thing I ask and want is to be treated just like an Illegal Alien. — Howie Carr

I'm a huge fan of mine. I go to just about every show I do. — Howie Mandel