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Bring a wife home to your house when you are of the right age, not far short of 30 years, nor much above; this is the right time for marriage. — Hesiod

Sitting around the house playing the wife and mother is driving me crazy. — Patsy Cline

The house wife is an unpaid employee in her husband's house in return for the security of being a permanent employee. — Germaine Greer

14 A house and wealth are inherited from fathers, but a sensible wife is from the LORD. — Anonymous

A moderately honest man with a moderately faithful wife, moderate drinkers both, in a moderately healthy house: that is the true middle class unit. — George Bernard Shaw

I do love Christmas, although my wife puts me to shame. She is a huge Christmas fan, so we do love us some Christmas in our house. — Sebastian Arcelus

I made an impulse buy of a house in Maine to make my wife happy and now have gone back into debt and it's all started over for me. — John Hodgman

My wife and I, we don't leave the house; we have dinner at home. — Jeff Greene

My wife being a trainer helps, because when I'm at home, everything we keep at the house is pretty healthy. — James Denton

Made no fuss and helped around the house without making a song and dance about it. She'll make Dr Fforde a good wife, reflected Aunt Leticia. — Betty Neels

You left this house whenever you wanted to, and came back at your whim, and you never once thought that your wife would be the one to leave. — Kyung-Sook Shin

A man without a wife is like a house without a roof."
- Abdulazeez Henry Musa. — Abdulazeez Henry Musa

We live in a flat; my wife would be happy if we had a house with stairs. Or a little cottage in the country. — Fergus Henderson

You contribute much to your marriage by the wise, thrifty, diligent management and oversight of your part of the household budget. — Elizabeth George

The wife is the key of the house. — George Herbert

It's confusing. I've had so many wives and so many children I don't know which house to go to first on Christmas. — Mickey Rooney

I eat innocent meat, the house wife I will beat, the prolife I will kill. What you won't do, I will. — Marilyn Manson

In my house, neither my wife nor my daughter are impressed that I'm on television, and they remind me of that frequently. — Anthony Bourdain

All my wives were great housekeepers. After every divorce, they kept the house. — Willie Pep

Let husband and wife never speak to one another in loud tones,unless the house is on fire. — David O. McKay

When a man says, "Get out of my house! what would you have with my wife?" there is no answer to be made. — Miguel De Cervantes

Payday at my house is like the Academy Awards. My wife says: May I have the envelope please. — Henny Youngman

That is not all I need. I need dogs. A house filled with dogs and a smart, funny, kind, loving girlfriend or wife. — Moby

Never take a wife till thou hast a house(and a fire) to put her in. — Benjamin Franklin

If your wife locks you out of the house, you don't have a problem with your door. — Anne Lamott

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. — Woody Allen

War is no strife
To the dark house and the detested wife. — William Shakespeare

One year was so bad for me and my wife that we were going to have to sell our house until Elaine decided to change career and earn some money. — Peter Capaldi

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. — Benjamin Franklin

The best thing in the world [is] a strong house held in serenity where man and wife agree. — Homer

I'm greedy, and I have a house to pay for and a wife. She has a job of her own, but I bleed her dry. She's on her third shift right now. — Dana Snyder

A wicked wife, a false friend, a saucy servant begets misery,
As living in a house with a serpent in it begets death surely.
[5] 1.5 Chanakya — Munindra Misra

A house does not need a wife any more than it needs a husband. — Charlotte Perkins Gilman

I still live in an apartment in Paris with my wife. No, we don't have a yacht, but we do have a house in Spain; that is my luxury. — Pierre Dukan

The dog-faced, small-cocked, hypocrite bastard son of a weasel and a whore bowed and escorted his wife from the house. — James S.A. Corey

No lusting after your neighbor's house - or wife or servant or maid or ox or donkey. Don't set your heart on anything that is your neighbor's. — Moses

To get to the office every day, I either take a Lyft or have my wife drop me off. It's about a 15-minute drive from my house to the office. — Logan Green

Osama bin Laden ... lived in one house for, like, six years with three wives. And earlier today, they ruled his death was a suicide. — David Letterman

There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife ... — Homer

My wife works harder than anyone else with the children around the house. I make the money, sure, but she does everything else. — Melissa Etheridge

I'd never be unfaithful to my wife for the reason that I love my house very much. — Bob Monkhouse

A wise man in his house should find a wife gentle and courteous, or no wife at all. — Euripides

If you break into my house, I will shoot you. My wife will shoot you and then spend thirty minutes telling you why she shot you. — Jeff Foxworthy

Would you be so obliging as to tell me whose house this is?' "'Mine,' said the burglar, 'May I present you to my wife? — G.K. Chesterton

It was not the house that grew dull, but I that grew dull in it. My wife was better than all women, and yet I could not feel it. — G.K. Chesterton

24 Better to live on the corner of a roof than to share a house with a nagging wife. — Anonymous

Arguing with your wife is like gambling in Vegas. You know how in Vegas the House always wins? Well, when you argue with your wife, she is the House. — Bob Marsocci

Much contention and strife will arise in that house where the wife shall get up dissatisfied with her husband. — Saadi

My wife runs the house much better than I could so I think she could be a linesman or a referee or even a football manager and that's the truth. — Ian Holloway

Learning is a friend on the journey; a wife in the house; medicine in sickness; and religious merit is the only friend after death. — Chanakya

I do not refer to myself as a 'housewife' for the reason that I did not marry a house. — Wilma Scott Heide