Horny Quotes: top 96 famous quotes about Horny

Horny Quotes & Sayings

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Shock and desire have my nerves tingling like I've been struck by horny lightning. — Nicole Christie

A part of her, the female, horny part she generally tried to ignore, sat up and took notice when he smiled, the shameless hussy. — Lexi George

Love is what still goes on when you're not horny. — Robert A. Heinlein

Gagging didn't make him angry, it made him horny. The sadistic kind of horny that led to worse things. — Pepper Winters

I was just pissy and bored and horny and lonely. It was a bad combination. Bad. — Robyn Peterman

I have rejected Juventus four times; it's a beautiful pussy that doesn't get me horny. — Antonio Cassano

The human spirit is amazingly resilient, and the human body is surprisingly horny. — Kerry Lonsdale

Kiss me, I'm horny."
"Best four words ever spoken. — Tiffany Reisz

I should have been appalled. Or offended. Anything but horny, but there it was. — Pepper Winters

Do you know what the difference between a Hucow and a normal woman is?
A Hucow lactates great quantities of milk and is always very, very horny. — Bessie Hucow

Please do not masturbate while I do your feet. I cannot take another moaning horny white woman this week. — Avery Aster

You try almost dying, being chased, then
hopping in a car with a complete (horny)
stranger. — Gena Showalter

What the hell is he, anyway? Latino? Asian? Mixed Caucasian? He looks like he's been photoshopped by a bunch of horny teenagers. — L.J. Shen

Chile, who you tellin'? I had to tell him that you were fresh out the "big house" and that's why you were actin' so crazy, with your horny ass, — D.A. Young

I'm too horny tonight to be productive. Right now the only thing I could make is love. And then I wouldn't be productive, I'd be reproductive. — Jarod Kintz

She fucking shot me. I had been so shocked and horny that my mind couldn't even comprehend what had happened. — J.J. McAvoy

Sure. Although I should give you fair warning. I can't promise to be so gentlemanly again should you get horny at five a.m. tomorrow morning. — Amy Andrews

Head throbbing, check. Stomach not quite right, check. Truthfully, she felt like crap. Somehow still horny crap ... — Cherrie Lynn

Thinking about the bed leaves you horny, but thinking beyond the bed gives you honor, freedom and wisdom. — Michael Bassey Johnson

Right now, it didn't look good, the life. What doesn't kill you makes you horny. — Aleksandar Hemon

Horniness is just a mental state with a physical repercussion. — Bink Cummings

I know what pheromones are! But that's
mumbo jumbo. You're just horny, I'm just
horny. It's not science. — Lauren Dane

Outside, with the exception of the occasional horny bug sending out its booty call, — Kylie Scott

There are mornings when all men experience with fatigue a flush of tenderness that makes them horny. — Jean Genet

I've seldom seen a horny player walk into a bar and not let out exactly what he did for a living. — Johnny Bench

I am a coward. A horny, fucking coward. — Karina Halle

There's a hell of a lot of horny people out there who are not being gratified in the way they should be. — Colleen McCullough

She was in trouble, and he was turning into a horny lecher. He was going to the special hell. — Alyssa Day

I was hot and horny as hell.
Which was typical of me. I'm twenty-five, and I'm healthy, and a healthy girl is always thinking about sex. — Fiona Thrust

Being nice? He's being horny. — Becca Fitzpatrick

I was so horny in school it felt like my body was filled with electricity. I felt like I had neon bones or something. — Patti Smith

Don't run around looking for someone who can sexually satisfy you, run around and look for the book which will intellectually satisfy you. — Michael Bassey Johnson

A horny Igbo girl's nipple can be used to crush diamond — Pete Edochie

that meant he was spectacularly horny. This — J.R. Ward

I would think, if you were horny enough, there'd come a time when it was hos before bros. — Dana Gould

My big studly giraffe."
"My little horny monkey. — Jim Provenzano

OH KYO KUN! Isn't it said that eating pink noodles turns you into a horny pervert?! — Natsuki Takaya

Eat only when you are hungry. Drink only when you're thirsty. Sleep only when you're tired. Screw only when you're horny. — Al Neuharth

I'm kind of horny, conventional methods of making love kind of bore me. — LL Cool J

Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven. — Tucker Max

I'm so horny the crack of dawn isn't safe. — John Sandford

It must be horny douchebag day, she mumbled under her breath as she slid the bag's strap up on her shoulder. — Dennis Sharpe

Ultimately, I want to make everyone horny. — Patti Smith

I hear his denim jeans crumple to the floor and my insides squeal like a horny teenager. — Skyla Madi

You guys are too horny. I don't think it's normal. — Tijan

Like me, Jamie has two speeds: horny and asleep. — Sarina Bowen

He needed to find his calm, to find his inner soldier and yank the fucker in front of the horny bastard who'd taken control of his mind. — Ellis Leigh

Suck me off in the car on the way over and you call me horny?" Nate growled again. "Get out of those fucking jeans! — James Buchanan

There's nothing worse than the day you find out that your parents are nasty, horny mortals like everyone else. It just kills your childhood. — Candice Raquel Lee

Liam, get your horny fucking ass out of bed and help me kill a bitch! she yelled. — J.J. McAvoy

There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

*Forever* is an illusion that human beings promise each other when they are horny, or, trying to appear holy. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I want people to FEEL something ... If it's sadness, anger, horny, happiness whatever! As long as it doesn't just pass you by. — Tove Lo

Gone are the days when women were attracted by a man's hansomeness. Today, we are talking about cash, and your compromise to become a tiger in bed. — Michael Bassey Johnson

I was horny, but I was innocent 'cause I was a real-late bloomer and not particularly attractive. In fact, homely. — Patti Smith

God," Kal groans, putting me down on my feet when we reach his car. "You two are disgustingly horny. It's abnormal. — Siobhan Davis

I want a horny little Jewish princess. — Frank Zappa

We're depending on a bunch of horny teenagers to save the world. — Pittacus Lore

Rise and shine, you horny little humpers! — Harper Sloan

What can I say? Watching you play rugby makes me horny."

His fingers lightly stroked her back. "In that case, I'll get you a season pass. — Amy Andrews

There's very little that frightens me more than the Grim Reaper when he's horny. — Larissa Ione

Mallory leaned toward me. "FYI, your eyes are silver. I'll just add 'horny' to the list of reasons that happens." I nodded absently. — Chloe Neill

He checked his watch. "One more drink," Win said. "And then I will go in the other room because - oh, you'll love this - Mee so horny." I — Harlan Coben

Humans are beautifully imperfect and complex. We're horny, ass-saving, ego-driven drug fiends, among other, more noble things. — Cheryl Strayed

I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity. — Gilda Radner

If I ain't horny, I check to see if my heart's beatin'. — Richard Pryor

They're pretty conspicuous."
"Why? Are they green and horny?" I willed a blush away and said, "I mean, as in having horns,not ... the other. — Rachel Hawkins

You seem ... unsettled." Was "unsettled" another word for horny enough to climb the walls? Because if so, then yes, I was most definitely unsettled. — Jay Crownover

Ice Man, his friends had called him. She'd give him a different nickname, like Sex on a Stick or Horny Toad. — Vonnie Davis

Discontented women dream of being rescued by Prince Charming. Discontented men dream of finding a horny blond in the back seat ofa taxi. — Mason Cooley

I think I'm hornier than most dudes. I'm not a selfish lover - but the bottom line is ... I guess I am horny. I'm insatiable. I can never get enough. — Rude Jude

I feel sorry for high school teams still named the Cougars. Now what does the coach say? Get out there and play like horny old ladies! — Dana Gould

A horny man is seen. A horny woman is heard. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

If our history can challenge the next wave of musicians to keep moving and changing, to keep spiritually hungry and horny, that's what it's all about. — Carlos Santana

Did I never tell you Sassicaia makes me horny? — Steve Emmett

You make me feel like a candy apple, red and horny. — Paula Cole

I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out. — Tom Waits

Women feel lonely, they remember the past and start thinking about the present or the future. However, men feel lonely so he gets horny — Various

And blessed are the horny hands of toil. — James Russell Lowell

If you are aware of the kind of hunger, regrets and frustrations that follows rumpy pumpy, you would stir clear from hanky panky. — Michael Bassey Johnson

I'm going out, remember?" I prodded. "And I'm going to drink too much, which makes me horny. Don't forget to take your vitamins, ace. — Sylvia Day

There's a boy who they call Pony! He's always acting gross and horny! He thinks he's got a lot down there, but he sure wears tiny underwear! — Cecily Von Ziegesar

Another chunk of my childhood dreams had just run down the reality drain in the form of a horny unicorn, no less. — Allison Pang

It's not just that I'm a horny seventeen year old male and she's a beautiful girl, although I don't necessarily expect you to believe me. — Francine Pascal

Did my two friends lose their minds? We'd gone from hugging besties to face-slapping frienemies and now horny girls on the prowl. WTF. — Avery Aster

Shuffled on my feet because my naughty bits felt like they were being pierced with a horny spear. — Anonymous

Because of his hormones, he only has three emotions: crabby, hungry, horny. — Sherry Argov

You're the perfect combination of everything that makes me horny. — Wade Kelly

Mine is the horny hand of toil. — John Singer Sargent

My libido was doing the humpy dance while dressed in Milkbone pasties and a thong. — Nicole Peeler

What's going on with you and Horny Nut Sac?" "Who?" "Randy Balls. Come on. Spill it. He's clearly had his face in your beaver. — Helena Hunting

Lies are horny little buggers, they breed like rabbits and bound around just as insanely and then you have to try to keep track of them. — Karen Marie Moning

I like talking about sex. Especially when I'm horny, but even when I'm not. — John Travolta

98% of the things said by a drunk man are true; 98% of those said by a horny man aren't. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

When men have money and power they get turned on, sexually. They get horny as hell. Can't imagine why, though. — Penelope Spheeris

Just fuck me. Use me. I'll be your horny slut. Your fuckdoll whore. — C.D. Reiss