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Black holes. I don't know what people see in them. Exit signs? They're on their way out. — Tim Vine

Daddy, what's that? — John Ajvide Lindqvist

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? — Steven Wright

This is Sailor Supergirl," George says. "She knows all about black holes. — Huntley Fitzpatrick

Now you be careful in the real world" said Armpit " Not everyone is as nice as us. — Louis Sachar

If one must do a wrong, it's best to do it pursuing power-otherwise, let's have virtue. — Euripides

I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. — Steven Wright

I always hated the part when I had to look pretty. I love that I don't have to look pretty. — Marsha Mason

Caltech was a meat grinder like I could never have imagined. — Vernon L. Smith

Tits always look better in a pink sweater. — George Carlin

Egotism is the tongue of vanity. — Nicolas Chamfort

I can't believe I've missed this sport. It's all about fingering holes and caressing balls. — K.A. Mitchell

It's funny how really smart people have the most unusual holes in their worldview and perception. — Nalini Singh

I am the Sisters of Mercy. All three of them. Triplets. — Jarod Kintz

Alex McLeish will have had kittens - literally. — Chris Coleman

When I get the chance to make my favorite breakfast on the weekend, I often choose to make pancakes. — Marcus Samuelsson

To he who avenges a father, nothing is impossible. — Pierre Corneille