Hockey Humor Quotes
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Hockey Humor Quotes & Sayings
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They claim they did all this because they love me, but I must say, I've never been loved in such a bizarre fashion.
— George Takei
Members of Congress should be compelled to wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers, so we could identify their corporate sponsors.
— Caroline Baum
Nobody can feel more compassion for a fibber than another fibber.
— Carlos Ruiz Zafon
Shut up, cowboy."
Yes, ma'am."
And give me a kiss."
Yes, ma'am. — Autumn Cornwell
Yes, ma'am."
And give me a kiss."
Yes, ma'am. — Autumn Cornwell
someone like Grace. Someone exactly like Grace, with her Ted Bundy rants
and her calming presence and - hello, irony. — Elle Kennedy
and her calming presence and - hello, irony. — Elle Kennedy
His eyes are a hazy swirl of
gray, like a thick mass of clouds gathering before an impending storm — Elle Kennedy
gray, like a thick mass of clouds gathering before an impending storm — Elle Kennedy
Let's talk about the homoerotic undertones in sports," she said.
Paul thrust his head forward as if he hadn't heard right. "Excuse me? — Deirdre Martin
Paul thrust his head forward as if he hadn't heard right. "Excuse me? — Deirdre Martin
The dog is man's best friend. He has a tail on one end. Up in front he has teeth. And four legs underneath.
— Ogden Nash
I wondered how a man ever got an English girl into bed. What did they do with her hockey stick?
— James A. Michener
And all those things you listed right now, they're
things Garrett and I do together. Dude, you don't want me. You want me and
Garrett. — Elle Kennedy
things Garrett and I do together. Dude, you don't want me. You want me and
Garrett. — Elle Kennedy
You are created to reflect heaven on earth
— Sunday Adelaja
Arrive at the net with the puck and in ill humor.
— Fred Shero
What we refer to confidently as memory is really a form of storytelling that goes on continually in the mind and often changes with the telling.
— William Maxwell
Our very awareness is the window upon which reality presents itself.
— Frederick Lenz