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I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding. — Jacques LeBlanc

Remember when we used to worry about some weirdo having a razor blade inside an apple on Halloween? Not anymore. Like a kid today would eat an apple. — Jay Leno

With the history of us, a book wouldn't necessarily be the best thing. — Keisha Buchanan

Do try The House by fresh new author, Susannah Mansfield, it's funny, sad and very different, you'll love the characters and the stories. — Susannah Mansfield

History often reads as a hard and grim experience. But people are remarkably resilient and funny, even when the going is very hard. — Jim Murphy

He learned...never to show his anger or hatred against a stronger adversary, for fear of being crushed. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Why write about the past? Well, there's more of it. — John Cleese

There have been two great narcotics in European civilisation: Christianity and alcohol. — Friedrich Nietzsche

I'm a big believer in spontaneity. — Les Claypool

No guy in the history of America has ordered a Smirnoff Ice at a bar without hating himself a little. — Jay Black

Why are we learning about the past, when this is History? — Galinda Glinda

I don't read biographies for moral instruction, or for a history lesson. I want to know what people are saying about me. — Bauvard

By studying human history, we can realize how much of human stupidity has fallen on fertile ground. Is gravity guilty for such an occurrence too? — Eraldo Banovac

History teaches us virtue, but nature never ceases to teachh us vice. — Ludwig Borne

Remove yourself, sir! — David McCullough

It's funny how the history of Jeb Bush is going to be rewritten. — Chuck Todd

What?" That's when I knew how wrong I'd been. — Meg Cabot

I don't want to die ... I don't want to die poor. Two great motivators in the history of human cultures. — Neil DeGrasse Tyson

Lots of models have played mermaids throughout history and it is, kind of, a funny rite of passage. — Gemma Ward

Seahawks beat Cardinals, 58-0. If Patriots beat Texans, 58-0, it will be first time in NFL history there were two 58-0 games in same week. — Norman Chad

That was 1993 grunge in suburbia. This was 2003 hell in Harlem. (Dark City Lights) — Eve Kagan

Better to have to retrace your steps and then move forward than never to move forward at all. — Anne Burack Sayre

The art of living. Isn't that a funny expression? — Anne Frank

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from. — Eddie Izzard

If home is where the heart is, I've been living in my sleeve. — Katie Delahanty

The funny thing about history is that we imagine that people didn't laugh in the old days, but of course they did, at stupid things. — Terry Jones