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A man is very revealed by his wife, just as a woman is revealed by her husband. People never marry beneath or above themselves, I assure you. — Carol Grace

If she lives, she shall be my wedded wife. If she dies
mother, I can't speak of what I shall feel if she dies. His voice was choked in his throat. — Elizabeth Gaskell

A vegan who beats his wife is far further down the ethical ladder than a meat eater who's kind to his children. — Moby

No husband will ever be better avenged than by his wife's lover. — Honore De Balzac

Each individual among you also is to love his own wife even as himself, and the wife must see to it that she respects her husband — Tony Evans

A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it. — Israel Zangwill

A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife. — E.W. Howe

I am his awfully-wedded wife. — Jane Ace

I loved literally everything about this man; even his ex-wife. — Sahara Sanders

Although we were never pals and occasionally butted heads, my relationship with Clinton and his wife, Hillary, made me a better journalist. — Ron Fournier

He understood how to sit down and hold his peace for long hours beside the man who had lost the wife of his love, — Victor Hugo

(One of Crutzen's fellow Nobelists reportedly came home from his lab one night and told his wife, — Elizabeth Kolbert

Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is about to be sold, the other to be buried. — Charles Caleb Colton

I was playing once with the King of Samoa. I asked him what his handicap was. "Six wives," he said. — Jack Redmond

Behind every great man is his wife trying to keep him alive. — Justin Baldoni

Satan probably wouldn't have talked so big if God had been his wife. — P. J. O'Rourke

A husband's mother and his wife had generally better be visitors than inmates — Samuel Richardson

A man has to be very understanding and put his wife first before himself. — Abdulazeez Henry Musa

The worth of a wife is a man's good fortune;His jewels are his good children. — Thiruvalluvar

What about me?" Wes snapped. "Don't I get a vote?"
Daniel shook his head. "She's willing and you're breathing. I pronounce you man and wife. — Jodi Thomas

Every summer Lin Kong returned to Goose Village to divorce his wife, Shuyu. — Ha Jin

I'm thinking, he said. To bed or not to bed his wife? That was the question. — Maya Rodale

An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country. — Helen Rowland

To his ex-wife in court, he said I lost interest in you when the Botox lost its effect and you looked like a plastic doll that escaped from a fire. — Peter Jackson

Newt Gingrich had a horrible week in the Iowa caucuses. Only 13 percent of his ex-wives voted for him. — David Letterman

A man whose every exertion is bent upon showing up the flaws in his wife's character must be at least partially responsible for some of them. — Phyllis Bottome

The closer a husband is to God, the closer he will grow to his wife. — Jim George

When the sun is showing and there is a storm in patches of the sky, the devil is said to beating his wife. — Angela Khristin Brown

It can be a bit annoying if another actor is trying to talk to the director and the wife is sitting on his lap. — Colin Farrell

Malthus married in 1804 and beat three children with his wife — Thomas Malthus

A Jew never laughs without looking at his wife for approval. — Jackie Mason

If a man moves to the forest, and his wife isn't there to share his spaghetti-os, are they still married? — Roxanne Snopek

When a man marries a widow his jealousies revert to the past: no man is as good as his wife says her first husband was — Samuel Johnson

When a man's dog turns against hime, it is time for his wife to pack her trunk and go home to mamma. — Mark Twain

Penard's got a secret baby!' Fifteen-year-old Richard twisted his lips up at one end. 'Maybe he has a secret wife in the attic! — Olivia Newport

A man says to his mate: "My wife is a twin." His mate says, "How do you tell them apart?" The man says: "Her brother has a beard." — Frank Carson

There was a barber and his wife. And he was beautiful. A proper artist with a knife but they transported him for life. And he was beautiful — Anonymous

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife — Shelley Winters

One danger of a man succeeding is that it teaches his wife and daughter not to worry about success. — Warren Farrell

When a man has been consistently battering his wife, he shouldn't expect a bouquet of roses from her the morning after he promises to stop. — Joe Slovo