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Get your enemy to read your works in order to mend them, for your friend is so much your second self that he will judge too like you. — Alexander Pope

My cousin fell in love with a dom, so I checked into it to see if I needed to kill him before they got married. — Cherise Sinclair

I HAVE TO MEET HIM.
I don't think I can keep this up. I don't care if it ruins everything. I'm this close to making out with my laptop screen. — Becky Albertalli

Funny thing about the monster. The worse he treats you, the more you love him. — Ellen Hopkins

No matter how much Bill Gates may claim otherwise, he missed the Internet, like a barreling freight train that he didn't hear or see coming. — Jim Clark

Every father says the same thing: "Where's your mother?" — Bill Cosby

I get really bad plane bloat. Your body and your face and everything swells. I could never get rid of it. It stays with you. — Rebecca Romijn

He has been mad for you these many months, ever since you prodded him in the nether regions with a hedgehog. — Gail Carriger

On the weekends, some people garden; I slice salmon. — Jerry Della Femina

It is one of the great paradoxes of the stock market that what seems too high usually goes higher and what seems too low usually goes lower. — William O'Neil

A great teacher plants the seeds of greatness in the minds of future generations. — Debasish Mridha

You totally love him. He's your widdle snookums. — Thea Harrison

Alma: I rather suspect her of being in love with him. Martin: Her own husband? Monstrous! What a selfish woman! — Lady Randolph Churchill

I like creating these rhythmic patterns. These interlocking rhythmic things are really fun. — Danny Elfman

Happy is the man with a wife to tell him what to do and a secretary to do it. — Benjamin Mancroft, 3rd Baron Mancroft

I'm going to get even, I swear I will. Mark my words, I'm a pregnant cranky woman with insomnia. I have time to plot my revenge. — Kim Gruenenfelder

I am the face of a refugee. I was once a refugee. I was with my family in exile. — Iman

He's my father, whoever he is, so he must have had sex with my mother at least once, and I'd love to kill him for that. — Dean Koontz

I honestly can't think of any drug that has more of a stigma than antipsychotics. Truthfully — Jenny Lawson

It doesn't do to sacrifice for people unless they want you to," Clara said. "It's just a waste. — Larry McMurtry

I dream of acting with Kevin Costner. I would love to do a movie with him. Not something funny, but a dramatic role. — Bill Engvall

It is impossible for those who tried and kept trying to fail. How can they fail when they have not given up in the task? — N.K.David

If there's a sexier sound on this planet than the person you're in love with cooing over the crepes you made for him, I don't know what it is. — Julie Powell

Mainly we obsess on fixing or pacifying the mind. I simply ask you to observe it from a place of neutrality. — Mooji

No way!" I yelled, taking it from him.
"I can't believe I made a pink knife."
"It's so cute! I love it. Finally, a companion worthy of Tasey. — Kiersten White

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him. — Oscar Wilde

Whenever I mention Greg Kinnear's name to anyone, they always say, "Oh, love him!" He's a really terrific actor, and very funny. — Miranda Otto

Ironically, the insistence that doctrines do not matter is really a doctrine itself. — Timothy Keller