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Seeing ourselves through the eyes of grace frees us to be for others all we need to be. — Michael Card

To begin with, our perception of the world is deformed, incomplete. Then our memory is selective. — Claude Simon

I suppose when you say you slept with him, it was more than just a nap?"
Lillian shot her a withering glance. "Daisy, don't be a pea wit. — Lisa Kleypas

You didn't have to go to the fireworks with him. Or - or let him fondle you."
"Fondle?" Raisa raised her eyebrows, "When did I mention fondling? — Cinda Williams Chima

-"He loved her ... It was noble of him. It was beautiful."
-"It was stupid. — Lloyd Alexander

He who keeps his own counsel keeps his affairs in his own hands. — Umar

That's all right," she told him. "I can manage. I can sleep outside just fine."
Four pairs of eyes looked at her with a distinctly male skepticism. — Ilona Andrews

About GreenHollyWood who is this character?? My English teacher a fat guy about 30 or 35 years old with Glasses and short Hair. — Deyth Banger

I've already lived the lives of ten people. My father's 87 and still going strong. I think there's a lovely angel watching over me. — David Hasselhoff

Remember. Make him cry uncle.
Cry uncle, my posterior. I'm going to make him cry like a girl who broke her mom's designer heels at the prom. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Mal snickered.
"What's so funny?"
"I just pictured the Darkling being cornered by a sweaty duchess trying to have her way with him. — Leigh Bardugo

Look at him," she said, shaking her head. "Travis Maddox: Mr. Mom. — Jamie McGuire

Alma: I rather suspect her of being in love with him. Martin: Her own husband? Monstrous! What a selfish woman! — Lady Randolph Churchill

All my heart is yours, sir: it belongs to you; and with you it would remain, were fate to exile the rest of me from your presence forever. — Charlotte Bronte

Happy is the spirit that attains to the perfect formlessness at the time of prayer. — Evagrius Ponticus